Predict one thing this season

[GimmeTheBall!]

Every game on the schedule is winnable…and lose-able.

Truer words have never been uttered.

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

The Cowboys will trade LVE during our bye week. Then put Anthony Hines III on the active roster.

Blake Jarwin will be hurt in week three and miss six games.

Jourdan Lewis will through a fit and miss practice after being demoted.

CB Isreal Mukuamu and WR Osirus Mitchell will be plucked off our practice squad.

Tarell Basham will have more sacks than DLaw.

Garrett Gilbert will not see the field this year. Dak's taking every snap.

Donovan Wilson, our new all-pro strong safety, will be a pro bowl alternate.

Micah Parsons will lead the team in tackles, despite only starting in 15 games.

Trevon Diggs will have a team leading seven interceptions this year.

We will win two playoff games this year.

 

[RoboQB]

Predictions:

Jaylon Smith plows into Micah Parsons, who was making a tackle.
Parsons suffers career ending injury because of it. Smith celebrates
as though he made the tackle, which results in a 1st down.

Blake Jarwin suffers season-ending injury. Dallas signs Tim Tebow off
the street and go on an inexplicable winning streak.

 

[Typhus]

Predictions:

Jaylon Smith plows into Micah Parsons, who was making a tackle.
Parsons suffers career ending injury because of it. Smith celebrates
as though he made the tackle, which results in a 1st down.

Blake Jarwin suffers season-ending injury. Dallas signs Tim Tebow off
the street and go on an inexplicable winning streak.

That wouldnt shock me any more.

 

[Risen Star]

Ben McAdoo is fired midseason for molesting Stephen Jones.

 

[cristglo]

We will have a top 3 Offense
Defense will be top 15
we finally make it to the NFC championship and Win!
We will face KC and win in a nail bitter. This game will go down as the GOAT of SB!

 

[TheCritic]

Admit it, you also predicted that Brady would stink last year and the Bucs would not make the playoffs.

Actually I had a feeling last year that Brady was going to prove everybody wrong.

 

[elcowboi]

The Boys WILL play 17 games.

 

[Flamma]

This cowboy team will make Jimmy Johnson and his 1994 team cry we will be so good this year.

Jimmy Johnson didn't have a '94 team.

 

[Flamma]

I'm going chalk here, 9-8.

 

[ghst187]

We will lose to at least one team we had no business losing to…

 

[Joe Realist]

Last week of season will be play in game for nfc east

 

[nightrain]

Jerry will make a silly amount of money no matter what happens on the field.

 

[MyFairLady]

Betting against Tom Brady. The smart gamblers move for the last 20 years.

 

[DFWJC]

Actually I had a feeling last year that Brady was going to prove everybody wrong.

Given your opening post, I think I'll need a verification link of where you said that.

 

[Whyjerry]

LVE gets hurt again and it will not matter.

 

[NeathBlue]

Realistic prediction… We win the East and at least one play off game
Unrealistic prediction… We host the NFCCG
Pessimistic prediction… We implode again and pick top 10 again next season (it ain’t happening)
Bold prediction… We go 2-0 on Thursday nights on opening night versus the Super Bowl champion.

 

[Flamma]

Jerry will make a silly amount of money no matter what happens on the field.

This isn't a fair prediction. You have to have at least a 1% chance of being wrong for it to qualify as a prediction. Otherwise you're just stating facts.

 

[CowboyRoy]

Here's mine:

If the Bucs beat the Cowboys in the season opener, it won't be because of Tom Brady. We are going to stuff and blitz the middle and make Brady look like the old man that he is.

Cowboys lead the NFL in scoring offense and Moore starts getting talked about as the one of the hottest young coaches in the NFL.

 

[Doomsday77]

So if last year’s D was historically the worse ever in team history then my safe prediction is it will be marginally better this year. And a not so safe prediction will be that Mr. T. Smith will play all but 2 games for the first time since I don’t know when.