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Roy Williams did not do a damn thing all game except let Schoeble catch a TD in front of him - he was disgusting and should be released the moment we are eliminated.

Tony Romo was collegiate / sandlot - throwing off his back foot, throwing wounded ducks - yelling at people - made a fool of himself with his chick on the sideline as well.

Demarcus Ware was SHUT OUT for the first 30 mins when we needed him most.

Bradie James some called for him as a PB guy? the worst - the absolute worst player out there today - he can't cover or run.

T-New = T- WHO?? Nothing never makes an impact EVER.

We are a BAD football team in a bad conference.
 

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We dont move Ware around.

When we did in the 3rd quarter he has a SACK + FF.

Its the schemes from the coaches.

End of story.

But yes, Bradie James is a waste. Change your sig.
 

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BlueDemon;1259312 said:
Roy Williams did not do a damn thing all game except let Schoeble catch a TD in front of him - he was disgusting and should be released the moment we are eliminated.

Tony Romo was collegiate / sandlot - throwing off his back foot, throwing wounded ducks - yelling at people - made a fool of himself with his chick on the sideline as well.

Demarcus Ware was SHUT OUT for the first 30 mins when we needed him most.

Bradie James some called for him as a PB guy? the worst - the absolute worst player out there today - he can't cover or run.

T-New = T- WHO?? Nothing never makes an impact EVER.

We are a BAD football team in a bad conference.

Roy didnt play like a phenom but he wasnt horrible.

James was awful. Lord.

Newman wasnt all that bad. At all. He played a decent game.

Ware was very good, but you can put 4 guys on him because it doesnt mean a thing who's on the other side, they wont get to the QB.

You know who didnt play horrible on the defense besides Ware, Roy, and Newman? Carpenter played a solid game.
 

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BlueDemon;1259312 said:
Roy Williams did not do a damn thing all game except let Schoeble catch a TD in front of him - he was disgusting and should be released the moment we are eliminated.

Tony Romo was collegiate / sandlot - throwing off his back foot, throwing wounded ducks - yelling at people - made a fool of himself with his chick on the sideline as well.

Demarcus Ware was SHUT OUT for the first 30 mins when we needed him most.

Bradie James some called for him as a PB guy? the worst - the absolute worst player out there today - he can't cover or run.

T-New = T- WHO?? Nothing never makes an impact EVER.

We are a BAD football team in a bad conference.

Yeah, let's cut Roy Williams. :rolleyes:

Carrie Underwood on the sideline had everything to do with Romo haveing a bad game. Again...:rolleyes:

DeMarcus Ware was shut out in the first half because he has no one else to take the pressure off him.

No one throws much at T-New for a reason.
 

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BlueDemon;1259312 said:
Tony Romo was collegiate / sandlot - throwing off his back foot, throwing wounded ducks - yelling at people - made a fool of himself with his chick on the sideline as well.

:lmao2: :lmao2:

Romo had his worst game, no doubt about it. But the blocking was horrible, some balls were dropped and some routes were run wrong. There was no running game to speak of and the defense sucked. It is a team effort. Romo did some good stuff - the 4th down throw to Crayton, the TO TD, some nice scrambles - but it ain't easy QBing an NFL team that is behind by two scores with the opposing D teeing off on you.
 

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BlueDemon;1259312 said:
Roy Williams did not do a damn thing all game except let Schoeble catch a TD in front of him - he was disgusting and should be released the moment we are eliminated.

Tony Romo was collegiate / sandlot - throwing off his back foot, throwing wounded ducks - yelling at people - made a fool of himself with his chick on the sideline as well.

Demarcus Ware was SHUT OUT for the first 30 mins when we needed him most.

Bradie James some called for him as a PB guy? the worst - the absolute worst player out there today - he can't cover or run.

T-New = T- WHO?? Nothing never makes an impact EVER.

We are a BAD football team in a bad conference.

Romo should just get the whole thing over with and go on "The Bachelor.":bang2:
 

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BlueDemon;1259312 said:
Roy Williams did not do a damn thing all game except let Schoeble catch a TD in front of him - he was disgusting and should be released the moment we are eliminated.

Tony Romo was collegiate / sandlot - throwing off his back foot, throwing wounded ducks - yelling at people - made a fool of himself with his chick on the sideline as well.

Demarcus Ware was SHUT OUT for the first 30 mins when we needed him most.

Bradie James some called for him as a PB guy? the worst - the absolute worst player out there today - he can't cover or run.

T-New = T- WHO?? Nothing never makes an impact EVER.

We are a BAD football team in a bad conference.

You aren't entirely wrong but you may be exaggerating a little.

1) Roy shouldn't be cut
2) OK, but if you go 6-2 they call it gunslinging down there
3) When 11 players and a coaching staff ask themselves before every play...where is 94? You know you are a target and right now this defenses only target for opposing teams.
4) James is good but no one will ever call him great
5) He doesn't give up the deep ball :eek:: ???
 

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lol your post had some valid point - but slamming Tnew that was a joke and made ur entire post even more of a joke. Newman gave up 1 reception all game and it was for roughly 13 yards. Newman is the ONLY player on the defense who is playing well. How do u want the guy to make a play when the ball is NEVER thrown his way. Tnew deserves much love.
 

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BlueDemon;1259312 said:
Roy Williams did not do a damn thing all game except let Schoeble catch a TD in front of him - he was disgusting and should be released the moment we are eliminated.

Tony Romo was collegiate / sandlot - throwing off his back foot, throwing wounded ducks - yelling at people - made a fool of himself with his chick on the sideline as well.

Demarcus Ware was SHUT OUT for the first 30 mins when we needed him most.

Bradie James some called for him as a PB guy? the worst - the absolute worst player out there today - he can't cover or run.

T-New = T- WHO?? Nothing never makes an impact EVER.

We are a BAD football team in a bad conference.

The best thing that came out of the game was seeing Carrie.:rolleyes: so don't blame her.
 
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