Proctology (MEN!!!)

[WoodysGirl]

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay." And the best one of them all...
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there??"

 

[Hoov]

Funny, liked # 13 and #4 the best.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Funny, liked # 13 and #4 the best.

I like #6 and #13

 

[trickblue]

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay." And the best one of them all...
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there??"

hmmm... how do I put this to you Michelle... REPOST!!!!

http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15538&highlight=boldly

 

[The30YardSlant]

"You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

 

[CowboyPrincess]

hmmm... how do I put this to you Michelle... REPOST!!!!

http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15538&highlight=boldly

Humm.. it was posted in a different year and is archieved.. doesn't sound like a repost to me....

Besides... With a female posting it... It is much funnier this time around... has an air of "in your faces buttholes"...LMAO

 

[trickblue]

has an air of "in your faces buttholes"...LMAO

not a pretty picture cp...

 

[CowboyPrincess]

not a pretty picture cp...

No it's not... quite nightmarish if you ask me... I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't want any of your butts in my face, however, you might want mine in yours... j/k

 

[Mike 1967]

has an air of "in your faces buttholes"...LMAO

No Pun intended ?

 

[trickblue]

No Pun intended ?

You'll have to excuse princess, mike... she is bawdy like that...

She can even make a sailor blush...

I asked her once... "Princess... do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" She then cussed a blue streak aimed at me... and that was in church!

 

[WoodysGirl]

Humm.. it was posted in a different year and is archieved.. doesn't sound like a repost to me....

Besides... With a female posting it... It is much funnier this time around... has an air of "in your faces buttholes"...LMAO

Thank you CP for having my back. We women have to stick together around here. All this testosterone can really stink up the joint...:

 

[The30YardSlant]

Thank you CP for having my back. We women have to stick together around here. All this testosterone can really stink up the joint...:

I hate to tell you this, but with TB and BP posting in this thread, the amount of testosterone here is about equal to that of the Pope's BAC....

 

[WoodysGirl]

hmmm... how do I put this to you Michelle... REPOST!!!!

http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15538&highlight=boldly

Hey TB, I bet you do another repost before I do...HEHEHE.

I'll be watching you, tizzle

 

[trickblue]

Hey TB, I bet you do another repost before I do...HEHEHE.

I'll be watching you, tizzle

you are WAY ahead of me in that respect... just give me this ONE thing will ya?

 

[WoodysGirl]

you are WAY ahead of me in that respect... just give me this ONE thing will ya?

Uhmmm...(thinking)...



No... :nana: :shades:


:laugh2:

 

[trickblue]

Uhmmm...(thinking)...



No... :nana: :shades:


:laugh2:

I'll let ya rub my lucky belly...

 

[Mike 1967]

You'll have to excuse princess, mike... she is bawdy like that...

She can even make a sailor blush...

I asked her once... "Princess... do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" She then cussed a blue streak aimed at me... and that was in church!

On a side note. That picture in your Avatar is a good example of a perfect match.

That man and suspenders were made for each other.

 

[The30YardSlant]

TB, why dont you just change your name to Cowboys_Prince and get it over with :

 

[WoodysGirl]

I'll let ya rub my lucky belly...

EEEEWWWW!!!!!! :ralph:

What are you trying to do to me?!! Make me lose my lunch?!!

Side note: You sure that's a lucky belly and not a man pregnant with septuplets?...lol

 

[CowboyPrincess]

Thank you CP for having my back. We women have to stick together around here. All this testosterone can really stink up the joint...:

Michelle... We are sisters here.. I always watch the backs of my sisters.. And God help anyone that steps on them...

Right Chad???


Tammy