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WEEK ELEVEN (AND A HALF)
Obviously, we're struggling with the power rankings. We could do them on Tuesday mornings if the objective was merely to list the teams from top to bottom. Our preference is to put together an entertaining collection of 32 witty and/or semi-humorous comments about each team. But it takes time and effort, and we've only got so much time to do everything that needs to be done in order to keep the site moving. So for the second straight week, we've got to get them done, quickly. So we're offering up the rankings, with a description for each team in three words, or less.
Oh, and we're also including Thursday's games.
1. Colts (9-1): Mulligan.
2. Chargers (8-2): La. Dainian.
3. Bears (9-1): AFC wild card. [???]
4. Ravens (8-2): Won't last.
5. Cowboys (7-4): Super Bowl.
6. Patriots (7-3): Better under radar.
7. Chiefs (7-4): Underrated.
8. Broncos (7-4): Overrated.
9. Jaguars (7-4): Inconsistent.
10. Panthers (6-4): Late bloomers.
11. Saints (6-4): Clock strikes 12.
12. 49ers (5-5): Only 10:30.
13. Giants (6-4): Tiki, leave now.
14. Jets (5-5): Super Bowl XLIII.
15. Dolphins (5-6): Super Bowl XLI?
16. Seahawks (6-4): First-round loser.
17. Bengals (5-5): Home for holidays.
18. Falcons (5-5): "Playoffs?"
19. Steelers (4-6): Might last.
20. Eagles (5-5): Winds of change.
21. Packers (4-6): Better than expected.
22. Vikings (4-6): Where's Meathead?
23. Rams (4-6): Beginner's luck.
24. Browns (3-7): Getting closer.
25. Bills (4-6): Treading water. Badly.
26. Titans (3-7): Hope?
27. Commanders (3-7): Draft position.
28. Texans (3-7): Cursed?
29. Buccaneers (3-8): Draft a quarterback.
30. Cardinals (2-8): Contraction.
31. Raiders (2-8): Euthanasia.
32. Lions (2-9): Where's Euthanasia?
Obviously, we're struggling with the power rankings. We could do them on Tuesday mornings if the objective was merely to list the teams from top to bottom. Our preference is to put together an entertaining collection of 32 witty and/or semi-humorous comments about each team. But it takes time and effort, and we've only got so much time to do everything that needs to be done in order to keep the site moving. So for the second straight week, we've got to get them done, quickly. So we're offering up the rankings, with a description for each team in three words, or less.
Oh, and we're also including Thursday's games.
1. Colts (9-1): Mulligan.
2. Chargers (8-2): La. Dainian.
3. Bears (9-1): AFC wild card. [???]
4. Ravens (8-2): Won't last.
5. Cowboys (7-4): Super Bowl.
6. Patriots (7-3): Better under radar.
7. Chiefs (7-4): Underrated.
8. Broncos (7-4): Overrated.
9. Jaguars (7-4): Inconsistent.
10. Panthers (6-4): Late bloomers.
11. Saints (6-4): Clock strikes 12.
12. 49ers (5-5): Only 10:30.
13. Giants (6-4): Tiki, leave now.
14. Jets (5-5): Super Bowl XLIII.
15. Dolphins (5-6): Super Bowl XLI?
16. Seahawks (6-4): First-round loser.
17. Bengals (5-5): Home for holidays.
18. Falcons (5-5): "Playoffs?"
19. Steelers (4-6): Might last.
20. Eagles (5-5): Winds of change.
21. Packers (4-6): Better than expected.
22. Vikings (4-6): Where's Meathead?
23. Rams (4-6): Beginner's luck.
24. Browns (3-7): Getting closer.
25. Bills (4-6): Treading water. Badly.
26. Titans (3-7): Hope?
27. Commanders (3-7): Draft position.
28. Texans (3-7): Cursed?
29. Buccaneers (3-8): Draft a quarterback.
30. Cardinals (2-8): Contraction.
31. Raiders (2-8): Euthanasia.
32. Lions (2-9): Where's Euthanasia?
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