"Magic 8 Ball" Predicts Cowboys/Dolphins Game

HighTechDave

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Magic 8 Ball is 1-0 after week one, and so are the Cowboys

Question:
"Will the Cowboys beat the Dolphins Sunday?"

answer:
8ballabsolutely.gif



So there you have it for week #2. Dallas will absolutely stomp the crap out of the Dolphins.

(no wagering please)
 

Hypnotoad

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!!!

I asked the magic 8ball last week if the Steelers would beat the Browns it said "Absolutely!" with the same gusto, and it turned out into a blowout!
 

Avery

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That settles it, I'm selling everything I own, placing it on this game.

Thanks!
 

Hostile

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Avery;1643911 said:
That settles it, I'm selling everything I own, placing it on this game.

Thanks!
How much for the humping storm trooper?
 

Avery

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Hostile;1643918 said:
How much for the humping storm trooper?

Just let me in on CBZ's secret to longevity - DP, lack of sexual experience?
 

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Well how about another gameday superstition, buy only the heinekin minikeg, it worked last week, the beer was fantastic, I have some left, somehow that metal keg keeps the beer so cold, come on guys lets drink it til they loose, if others can have their lucky rabits foot, how about the mini-keg, seriously this is one of the great inventions of this century, it fits in your frig, it comes with the little spigot you pop on and you are ready to go, it's $19.95 at HEB,go Cowboys....
 

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BARRYRAY;1644220 said:
Well how about another gameday superstition, buy only the heinekin minikeg, it worked last week, the beer was fantastic, I have some left, somehow that metal keg keeps the beer so cold, come on guys lets drink it til they loose, if others can have their lucky rabits foot, how about the mini-keg, seriously this is one of the great inventions of this century, it fits in your frig, it comes with the little spigot you pop on and you are ready to go, it's $19.95 at HEB,go Cowboys....

How many beers does this thing hold? I like the idea of always having a beer on tap (we had a Kegorater my last semester of college), but if its only as much as an 18 pack I will stick with the miller light/bud light. I like beer, but I'm cheap man...cheap.

BBQ
 

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BARRYRAY;1644220 said:
Well how about another gameday superstition, buy only the heinekin minikeg, it worked last week, the beer was fantastic, I have some left, somehow that metal keg keeps the beer so cold, come on guys lets drink it til they loose, if others can have their lucky rabits foot, how about the mini-keg, seriously this is one of the great inventions of this century, it fits in your frig, it comes with the little spigot you pop on and you are ready to go, it's $19.95 at HEB,go Cowboys....
I'll buy'em if the robot(s) come set it up for me. :cool:
 

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BARRYRAY;1644220 said:
Well how about another gameday superstition, buy only the heinekin minikeg, it worked last week, the beer was fantastic, I have some left, somehow that metal keg keeps the beer so cold, come on guys lets drink it til they loose, if others can have their lucky rabits foot, how about the mini-keg, seriously this is one of the great inventions of this century, it fits in your frig, it comes with the little spigot you pop on and you are ready to go, it's $19.95 at HEB,go Cowboys....
Sorry bud... You're talking to a bunch of Texans. You and the other Heineken Drinkin Yankees are on your own.
 

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peplaw06;1644295 said:
Sorry bud... You're talking to a bunch of Texans. You and the other Heineken Drinkin Yankees are on your own.

Ya, Texans drink Pearl or Lonestar long necks. That's it!
 

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Well I'm guessing about 20 or so but hey the metal/aluminum keeps it so cold, come on give it a try, besides its a mojo thing, honestly I can't remember how many I drank last time, but it was at my bar on my patio and about sunset I lit the neon(got a couple of beer sigs going) jumped in the hot tub, TO scores, life was good, Texas Stadium is overated, my patio is much better...
 

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Wahts with the Heinekin drinkin yankees, I was born here 52 years ago and I'll die here, but the mini-keg rocks..
 

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BARRYRAY;1644387 said:
Wahts with the Heinekin drinkin yankees, I was born here 52 years ago and I'll die here, but the mini-keg rocks..
Sorry, I didn't throw a ;) in there... it was a joke (a semi-joke), and a Pat Green allusion. Still not a Heineken fan though :p:
 

HighTechDave

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Avery;1643911 said:
That settles it, I'm selling everything I own, placing it on this game.

Thanks!


I hope you placed your bet because the Almighty "Magic 8 Ball" is 2-0

All Hail, Magic 8 Ball!!!!


:bow:


:star:
 

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Avery;1643938 said:
Just let me in on CBZ's secret to longevity - DP, lack of sexual experience?

Lack of experience......:mad:

I'll send you an autographed copy of ........Cbz's Memoirs .....Chapters 10-25.

:rolleyes::p:
 

HighTechDave

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hey, no guarranties on whether 8 Ball will call it like we want, but he has benn spot on, even during the pre-season
 
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