Random Cowboys Questions...

[EMMITTnROY]

Today is a blowoff day at my office because I have my end of the month editing deadlines done.. (Losing to the Giants last week helped me with work because I had no desire to spend hours here hearing about how horrible we were).. so just for the fun of it and because I am bored, I figured I would just throw out a bunch of random questions and get Cowboys fans' responses.. Your answers can be as short or as long as you want them to be..

1. What is our record gonna be at the end of the season?
2. Who is going to take over KR duties?
3. Would you rather be hit full speed, no pads on, by Roy Williams or get kicked in the shin by Mike Vanderjagt?
4. Better Cowboy quarterback: Roger Staubach or Troy Aikman?
5. At this point, are you glad we drafted Bobby Carpenter?
6. Do you want Emmitt to win Dancing With the Stars?
7. Who is our best offensive lineman?
8. Is EMMITTnROY one of your 10 favorite posters on this site?
9. Who wins in a foot race in their prime: Terence Newman, Deion Sanders, or Bob Hayes?
10. What will be the score of this weekend's game?

 

[Crown Royal]

Today is a blowoff day at my office because I have my end of the month editing deadlines done.. (Losing to the Giants last week helped me with work because I had no desire to spend hours here hearing about how horrible we were).. so just for the fun of it and because I am bored, I figured I would just throw out a bunch of random questions and get Cowboys fans' responses.. Your answers can be as short or as long as you want them to be..

1. What is our record gonna be at the end of the season?
2. Who is going to take over KR duties?
3. Would you rather be hit full speed, no pads on, by Roy Williams or get kicked in the shin by Mike Vanderjagt?
4. Better Cowboy quarterback: Roger Staubach or Troy Aikman?
5. At this point, are you glad we drafted Bobby Carpenter?
6. Do you want Emmitt to win Dancing With the Stars?
7. Who is our best offensive lineman?
8. Is EMMITTnROY one of your 10 favorite posters on this site?
9. Who wins in a foot race in their prime: Terence Newman, Deion Sanders, or Bob Hayes?
10. What will be the score of this weekend's game?

1. 9-7
2. Skylar Green or a FA signing.
3. Vanderjagt. He'll probably pull his groin.
4. Tony Romo
5. Sure
6. Of course
7. Gurode or Columbo
8. Not by a longshot
9. I have no clue. Larry Allen
10. I can't count that high.

 

[Cowboy4ever]

Today is a blowoff day at my office because I have my end of the month editing deadlines done.. (Losing to the Giants last week helped me with work because I had no desire to spend hours here hearing about how horrible we were).. so just for the fun of it and because I am bored, I figured I would just throw out a bunch of random questions and get Cowboys fans' responses.. Your answers can be as short or as long as you want them to be..

1. What is our record gonna be at the end of the season?
2. Who is going to take over KR duties?
3. Would you rather be hit full speed, no pads on, by Roy Williams or get kicked in the shin by Mike Vanderjagt?
4. Better Cowboy quarterback: Roger Staubach or Troy Aikman?
5. At this point, are you glad we drafted Bobby Carpenter?
6. Do you want Emmitt to win Dancing With the Stars?
7. Who is our best offensive lineman?
8. Is EMMITTnROY one of your 10 favorite posters on this site?
9. Who wins in a foot race in their prime: Terence Newman, Deion Sanders, or Bob Hayes?
10. What will be the score of this weekend's game?

1. 10-6
2. Green
3. Williams,, no padding on the shin.
4. Roger
5.Yes
6.don't care
7. Columbo
8. sure, why not
9. Bob Hayes
10. 14-10 cowboys.. it will be a dogfight.

 

[aznhalf]

1) 10-6
2) Cason
3) Vanderjagt, I wouldn't be afraid to plant him in the face afterwards.
4) Roger
5) No
6) Sure, won't hurt
7) Adams, he doesn't get help very often. Columbo does.
8) No, sorry.
9) Bullet
10) 24-3 Dallas

 

[NorthTexan95]

1. What is our record gonna be at the end of the season?
11-5

2. Who is going to take over KR duties?
Elam

3. Would you rather be hit full speed, no pads on, by Roy Williams or get kicked in the shin by Mike Vanderjagt?
Full speed by Roy Williams.

4. Better Cowboy quarterback: Roger Staubach or Troy Aikman?
Staubach

5. At this point, are you glad we drafted Bobby Carpenter?
No ... but I'll give him his 3 years to change my mind.

6. Do you want Emmitt to win Dancing With the Stars?
Ugh! I hope he loses so he can get off that horrible show!

7. Who is our best offensive lineman?
Gurode.

8. Is EMMITTnROY one of your 10 favorite posters on this site?
Nope.

9. Who wins in a foot race in their prime: Terence Newman, Deion Sanders, or Bob Hayes?
Bob Hayes ... is there any doubt?

10. What will be the score of this weekend's game?
Dallas 27, Washington 10

 

[AtlCB]

Today is a blowoff day at my office because I have my end of the month editing deadlines done.. (Losing to the Giants last week helped me with work because I had no desire to spend hours here hearing about how horrible we were).. so just for the fun of it and because I am bored, I figured I would just throw out a bunch of random questions and get Cowboys fans' responses.. Your answers can be as short or as long as you want them to be..

1. What is our record gonna be at the end of the season?
2. Who is going to take over KR duties?
3. Would you rather be hit full speed, no pads on, by Roy Williams or get kicked in the shin by Mike Vanderjagt?
4. Better Cowboy quarterback: Roger Staubach or Troy Aikman?
5. At this point, are you glad we drafted Bobby Carpenter?
6. Do you want Emmitt to win Dancing With the Stars?
7. Who is our best offensive lineman?
8. Is EMMITTnROY one of your 10 favorite posters on this site?
9. Who wins in a foot race in their prime: Terence Newman, Deion Sanders, or Bob Hayes?
10. What will be the score of this weekend's game?

1. 10-6 (11-5 with some lucky breaks)
2. Abram Elam
3. I'll take the shin kick
4. Staubach
5. Too early to tell, but initially - no.
6. Haven't watched the show, but sure.
7. Adams is still our best lineman. Once he gets healthy, he will show why.
8. No! j/k
9. Hayes or Sanders
10. Dallas 34, Washington 7

 

[superpunk]

1. What is our record gonna be at the end of the season?

9-7, 10-6.

2. Who is going to take over KR duties?

Elam

3. Would you rather be hit full speed, no pads on, by Roy Williams or get kicked in the shin by Mike Vanderjagt?

Roy. I'd just like to be able to say that happened. Ribs heal.

4. Better Cowboy quarterback: Roger Staubach or Troy Aikman?

Troy. I have no basis of comparison.

5. At this point, are you glad we drafted Bobby Carpenter?

Meh....whatever. I understand it. There's really nothing to be glad about yet.

6. Do you want Emmitt to win Dancing With the Stars?

I guess. Reality shows are lame.

7. Who is our best offensive lineman?

Procter.

8. Is EMMITTnROY one of your 10 favorite posters on this site?

You're the worst, the absolute worst. This thread has a value of like, -2. Choke on your hair.

9. Who wins in a foot race in their prime: Terence Newman, Deion Sanders, or Bob Hayes?

Tnew shows a clip of him chasing down Randy Moss - I'm that fast.

10. What will be the score of this weekend's game?

Eleventy-billion to 1. Cowboys.

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Today is a blowoff day at my office because I have my end of the month editing deadlines done.. (Losing to the Giants last week helped me with work because I had no desire to spend hours here hearing about how horrible we were).. so just for the fun of it and because I am bored, I figured I would just throw out a bunch of random questions and get Cowboys fans' responses.. Your answers can be as short or as long as you want them to be..

1. What is our record gonna be at the end of the season?
2. Who is going to take over KR duties?
3. Would you rather be hit full speed, no pads on, by Roy Williams or get kicked in the shin by Mike Vanderjagt?
4. Better Cowboy quarterback: Roger Staubach or Troy Aikman?
5. At this point, are you glad we drafted Bobby Carpenter?
6. Do you want Emmitt to win Dancing With the Stars?
7. Who is our best offensive lineman?
8. Is EMMITTnROY one of your 10 favorite posters on this site?
9. Who wins in a foot race in their prime: Terence Newman, Deion Sanders, or Bob Hayes?
10. What will be the score of this weekend's game?

1. 11-5
2. I have no idea... when was last time we had a runback for TD?
3. Vanderjagt. He would probably miss just to the right of my shin
4. Troy. He didnt lose any SB's - SB30 was close
5. Players take time to develop... so sure... maybe he will be a Brady James-type
6. Most definitely... Jerry Rice would be stewin... looks like Mario will win.. unless America comes out and votes for America's Running Back
7. Gurode or Columbo - kudos to Colombo against Peppers
8. Who?
9. #1 with a Bullet
10. 34-10 Cowboys thrash Skins

 

[canters]

1. What is our record gonna be at the end of the season? 10-6
2. Who is going to take over KR duties? Elam and Crayton
3. Would you rather be hit full speed, no pads on, by Roy Williams or get kicked in the shin by Mike Vanderjagt? Williams---Vandy would miss.
4. Better Cowboy quarterback: Roger Staubach or Troy Aikman? Troy
5. At this point, are you glad we drafted Bobby Carpenter? Don't know
6. Do you want Emmitt to win Dancing With the Stars? Don't care
7. Who is our best offensive lineman? Gurode
8. Is EMMITTnROY one of your 10 favorite posters on this site? Yes
9. Who wins in a foot race in their prime: Terence Newman, Deion Sanders, or Bob Hayes? Hayes
10. What will be the score of this weekend's game? 24-14[/QUOTE]

 

[EMMITTnROY]

Keep these comin', I'm enjoying the answers.. I'll go ahead and throw my two cents in..

1. What is our record gonna be at the end of the season?

11-5

2. Who is going to take over KR duties?

Skyler Green

3. Would you rather be hit full speed, no pads on, by Roy Williams or get kicked in the shin by Mike Vanderjagt?

Gotta go with superpunk here.. I would just love to be able to say that Roy hit me.. I'd have him autograph my bruise..

4. Better Cowboy quarterback: Roger Staubach or Troy Aikman?

gotta go with Roger..

5. At this point, are you glad we drafted Bobby Carpenter?

No, not at this point.. But I have a feeling he will change my mind in a couple of years..

6. Do you want Emmitt to win Dancing With the Stars?

Of course I do! That's our boy! I'd root for Emmitt to win a Pee Wee Herman lookalike contest if he entered one..

7. Who is our best offensive lineman?

Flozell when healthy.. but right now, Gurode .. I think Colombo will end up being the best..

8. Is EMMITTnROY one of your 10 favorite posters on this site?

I'm gonna have to go against the grain on this one.. He is pretty amazing, so I'm gonna have to go with a yes.. He is probably in my Top 1 or so..

9. Who wins in a foot race in their prime: Terence Newman, Deion Sanders, or Bob Hayes?

I know that compared to his peers, Bullet Bob takes the cake, no doubt.. But players are getting faster and faster all the time.. I'm guessing that Deion would take him..

10. What will be the score of this weekend's game?

30-13 Cowboys.

 

[JD_KaPow]

10. What will be the score of this weekend's game?

Eleventy-billion to 1. Cowboys.

That's ridiculous. You can't score one point in football.

 

[NorthTexan95]

That's ridiculous. You can't score one point in football.

Actually, teams score one point all the time on extra point attempts. You just can't total 1 point for a game. But once I become supreme ruler of the universe I'll remedy this. BRUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[EMMITTnROY]

3. Vanderjagt. He would probably miss just to the right of my shin

8. Is EMMITTnROY one of your 10 favorite posters on this site? Yes

I thought that these two answers deserved special recognition..

 

[JIMMYBUFFETT]

1. 10-6

2. Skylar Green I hope . I think he'll do a better job following blockers than trying to make something happen on his own on punts .

3. M. Vanderjagt . I could beat him up afterwards . I can't Roy .

4. Staikman

5. Yes . If you're going to play the 3-4 you need lots of depth at LB . Watching him play the small handful of plays Sunday night , he gets off the line quick . I'd like to see him get a series or two spelling Ellis and see what he can do .

6. Yes . I just hope he doesn't go to Star Search or something like that after to put his star power out of reach of other dancers .

7. Flo . He has consistency problems , but has the ability to dominate like no other player on the line

8. Who is that ?

9. Bob...unless they had to high step the whole race .

10. Dallas 17 Washington 10 . I hate playing an animal that has been backed into the corner of their own cage . Dallas will have their hands full .

 

[aznhalf]

That's ridiculous. You can't score one point in football.

:laugh2:

I just read that out of pity the Cowboys will award the Skins one point for every yard they gain. Addition points will also be awarded for each player that can put his socks on correctly. So there you go eleven-billion points to 1.

 

[NMfan]

1. What is our record gonna be at the end of the season?

Broken I hope

2. Who is going to take over KR duties?

Jason Ferguson. It will start a new trend in the NFL

3. Would you rather be hit full speed, no pads on, by Roy Williams or get kicked in the shin by Mike Vanderjagt?

Boy you are just sick.

4. Better Cowboy quarterback: Roger Staubach or Troy Aikman?

Let’s see. They had the same number of concussions so I will go with Roger. He had more dislocated fingers.

5. At this point, are you glad we drafted Bobby Carpenter?

No. I do not like the name. Hit him really hard Bobby. See it just doesn’t work.

6. Do you want Emmitt to win Dancing with the Stars?

Actually I wanted him to run over Jerry Springer and say, “Nice to meet you.”

7. Who is our best offensive lineman?

Hoyte

8. Is EMMITTnROY one of your 10 favorite posters on this site?

I used to know an EMMITTnROY once. He made it into the Darwin Awards book.

9. Who wins in a foot race in their prime: Terence Newman, Deion Sanders, or Bob Hayes?

Is this before or after the pie eating contest?

10. What will be the score of this weekend's game?

You cannot put a number to humiliation. The skins will need therapy after the game.