Reason the Jones family vacations this specific week

Discussion in 'Fan Zone' started by xwalker, Mar 14, 2019.

  1. xwalker

    xwalker Well-Known Member

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    S.Jones and the rest of Jerry's family convinced Jerry to vacation during the beginning of free agency to keep him out of team operations while Will McClay runs things and S.Jones stays in contact with McClay and agents via phone/email.

    S.Jones has a device that blocks Jerry from receiving calls from agents or other teams while away from the office.

    S.Jones has implemented similar strategies to block calls to Jerry during the draft and has a secret potion that he adds to Jerry's Johnnie Blue during the draft.

    Unfortunately S.Jones could not block Jerry's phone during the entire Dez contract negotiations in 2015.

    The result has been the best 5 year period of talent acquisition since Jimmy departed.
  2. visionary

    visionary Well-Known Member

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    Unfortunately it apparently takes Will McClay 10 years of "best talent acquisition " to build a team that can win anything

    5 years and counting
  3. 408Cowboy

    408Cowboy Well-Known Member

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    They're trolling Cowboy fans. Specifically this board and are most likely reading your post as we speak.
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  4. Risen Star

    Risen Star Likes Collector Zone Supporter

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  5. Reality

    Reality Administrator Staff Member

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    I always thought they went for Spring Break :D :D
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  6. cern

    cern Well-Known Member

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    it's spring break. the jones family is large. lots of children and grandchildren. that's why they vacation this week.
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  7. Hawkeye0202

    Hawkeye0202 Well-Known Member

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    Other words, the 10,000 threads about signing this or that player was a waste of time coz other than maybe signing ET, they never had any intention of signing anyone other than the guys we like.
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  8. Sydla

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    And no better or more talented than those two Wade Phillips teams that won 13 and 11 games but also spit the bit in the playoffs.
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  9. Cowfan75

    Cowfan75 Well-Known Member

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    Two things: I HIGHLY doubt that Jerry is being blocked from meddling. Also, if it is true, then this organization will continue to be a mess for the entirety of Stephen's reign as well.
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  10. LatinMind

    LatinMind iPhotoshop

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    lol leave it to this place for somebody to actually take this as serious. hahahaha
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  11. xwalker

    xwalker Well-Known Member

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    McClay is not in charge of hiring/firing the coaching staff...
  12. visionary

    visionary Well-Known Member

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    So you think talent wise we have a SB caliber team?

    Not even close
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  13. Cowfan75

    Cowfan75 Well-Known Member

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    "take this seriously"
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  14. cowboy_ron

    cowboy_ron You Can't Fix Stupid

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    :lmao::lmao2:.......why am I not surprised?........Jerry needs to be institutionalized.
  15. eternaljester81

    eternaljester81 Well-Known Member

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    McClay has done his job. Garrett on the other hand...
  16. RS12

    RS12 Well-Known Member

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    Think he is open to a 52 week vacation?
  17. yentl911

    yentl911 Well-Known Member

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    I disagree - I’m not saying we are super bowl bound but we can beat anyone when we are on.

    We have a very young roster and it is filled with talent - plus these young guys are getting serious playing time that will help them down the road

    Just my two cents
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  18. Melonfeud

    Melonfeud I Copy!,,, er,,,I guess,,,ah,,,maybe. Zone Supporter

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    ,,,ER,,,DO YOU KNOW?Was Stephens Football DaD descrambling unit functionally Operational when The Johnny Football infatuation was on slow boil/heavy simmer, or did Stevearino single handedly thwart that blind midnight headlong Calvary charge thru his spiked liquid subterfuge alone?,,,o_O
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  19. ShortRound131

    ShortRound131 Well-Known Member

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    The theory is Jerry’s phone is blocked with a “device” so he doesn’t make a FA signing? Really, that’s the theory? A device?
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    PAPPYDOG “There were 4 guys open.” -Troy Aikman Zone Supporter

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    McClay is another in a long series of "Yes Men" and dont kid yourself its all JERRY JERRY JERRY till death gives the reigns another inept Jones GM.....key word Jones....
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