Redneck computer terms

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Redneck Computer Terms...

By: Dan Miller

Redneck Computer Terms...

Backup
What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods

Bar Code
Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.

Bug
The reason you gave for calling in sick

Byte
What your pit bull done to cousin Jethro

Cache
Needed when you run out of food stamps

Chip
Pasture muffins you try not to step in

Terminal
Time to call the undertaker

Crash
When you go to Junior's party uninvited


Digital
The art of counting on your fingers

Diskette
Female Disco dancer

Fax
What you lie about to the IRS

Hacker
Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

Hardcopy
Picture looked at when selecting tattoos

Internet
Where cafeteria workers put their hair

Keyboard
Where you hang the keys to the John Deere

Mac
Big Bubba's favorite food


Megahertz
How your head feels after 17 beers

Modem
What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall

Mouse Pad
Where Mickey and Minnie live

Network
Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line

Online
Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

ROM
Where the Pope lives

Screen
Helps keep the skeeters off the porch

Serial Port
A red wine you drink with breakfast


Superconductor
Amtrak's employee of the year

SCSI
What you call your week old underwear