Ring Side Seats - 2018 Offense Edition

[Redball Express]

,,,er,,,,,,, 'copy'







* I'd bought a 5th of "very small batch" birddog 10 y.o. Kentucky Bourbon yesterday evening& darn-it to dagnabness,,,it's about cashed-out




* it had a regular 'thumping' pull cork on that 6.5 mm swiss looking bottle, too!

No prob.

do what I used to do to my Dad's Dewar's Scotch bottle when I would raid the bar..

just add water and top it back up.

he never knew.

he would just have another.

 

[Melonfeud]

I'd enjoy seeing Zeke and Bo in the same backfield.

The faces of the opposing LBs should be funny.

They'd know they're about to be bulldozed.

man alive my fellow brethren! Due to the simple fact I've 'Lost'2 hours of my morning simply by "clicking-on" a link from the short sighted indiscretions of our fellow member @Redball Express 's casing-liner,,,, although the time lapse was of a most worthy of detoured wanton enjoyments, for I watched once again Art Donovan on Johnny Carson, the NFL highlights of Dick Butkus &Jack Lambert,,,,the fiercest of ANTI-#21 ground attack KILLERS the NFL Lesser Gods ever pumped the breathe of footballish life into!,,,also,some old black& white late 50's clips of Jonathan Winters and Jimmy Dean


* my day is made

 

[Melonfeud]

No prob.

do what I used to do to my Dad's Dewar's Scotch bottle when I would raid the bar..

just add water and top it back up.

he never knew.

he would just have another.

Ya,well! My well travelled wisdom dictated I roll out of that star-trek front hatch of total wines with a 1/2 gal. Jug of JAMES B.BEAM
( none genuine without my signature) in my tractor beam tow,,,too!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

u think this is a football thread?

Possibly. Thot, bloke, I would take a shot at it.

 

[Corso]

Possibly. Thot, bloke, I would take a shot at it.

Things tend to blow up when certain individuals get together in a thread.
I, for one, will no longer stand for it! I'm changing the back-lighting on my keyboard!
Time for Periwinkle Blue... it's for me ma.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

The Marines are a bunch of whimps compared to my ex-wife.

I will address the poster.

He means well..

a little verbose..

like you on a rainy day..

hahahaaaaaaaaaa

That is an evil laugh, vandal!

 

[Corso]

That is an evil laugh, vandal!

@Redball Express is my Main Man. We laugh evilly and mercilessly graffiti trains with double spaced quatrains.
We... Are... Evir!!!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Fine.

expound but do not let Gimme The Ball (GMTB) read it.

He just cleaned my clock for my outburst.

he is F-n brutal when he hasn't had his tea at noon.

Brutal, I am!
The old folk are afraid of me and the debt collectors don't come around.

 

[Melonfeud]

Things tend to blow up when certain individuals get together in a thread.
I, for one, will no longer stand for it! I'm changing the back-lighting on my keyboard!
Time for Periwinkle Blue... it's for me ma.

HILARIOUS

 

[Melonfeud]

Brutal, I am!
The old folk are afraid of me and the debt collectors don't come around.

Reckon that lines you right in the sights of a 'Lame duck' pooper poacher,,,, kinda like how that middle ages BLACK PLAGUE was propagated by future chi- com's gleefully greatful in their good fortune of eased quelling of the capturing of disease-ridden E-Z varmints,,,heh?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Reckon that lines you right in the sights of a 'Lame duck' pooper poacher,,,, kinda like how that middle ages BLACK PLAGUE was propagated by future chi- com's gleefully greatful in their good fortune of eased quelling of the capturing of disease-ridden E-Z varmints,,,heh?

The plague was rough. But, o, taste. The varmints tasted so good off the spit.

 

[Corso]

The plague was rough. But, o, taste. The varmints tasted so good off the spit.

Better than diseased blankets left to certain tribes... Not even tasty!

 

[Melonfeud]

we are going to have to rename this The Comedy Zone.

Mods..?



BTW..Larry the Cable Guy is a Cowboy fan.

'copy'

* are you that much of a dead jaded shell of a once living entity?
,,,,SHEESE!,,, believe it or not, that post was as of never before until today withheld from public learnage & it's likend unto 'MR. POOP LASAGNA' in it's receivership?,,,

 

[Melonfeud]

Attention : @Redball Express!
I reckon this chummy fuzzy is over PAL!



* AS YOU'VE FLAT PISSED ME THE **** OFF WHEN YOU compared A SELDOM encountered FATHER &SON CONVERSATION TO A FATASSED SLUG OF TELEVISED stupidity,,,f the *** off redball,,,

 

[Corso]

Attention : @Redball Express!
I reckon this chummy fuzzy is over PAL!



* AS YOU'VE FLAT PISSED ME THE **** OFF WHEN YOU compared A SELDOM encountered FATHER &SON CONVERSATION TO A FATASSED SLUG OF TELEVISED stupidity,,,f the *** off redball,,,

I'd like to take the weight of the straw that broke the camel's back. Could you point out this straw to me? It's in a haystack...

 

[Melonfeud]

I'd like to take the weight of the straw that broke the camel's back. Could you point out this straw to me? It's in a haystack...

Ha! Its fixing to be booted up yer' eathernet buddy wise bro!

 

[Corso]

Ha! Its fixing to be booted up yer' eathernet buddy wise bro!

I just put the 1000 hours of free AOL disc in the PC homie.

 

[Redball Express]

That is an evil laugh, vandal!

Be off with you,

you Harbinger of Hopelessness.

So hence forth..

You shall be called GMTBHH

(pronounced GuMipToebuhHisssss)


That's Gimme The Ball Harbinger of Hopelessness

thruout the realm.

 

[Redball Express]

@Redball Express is my Main Man. We laugh evilly and mercilessly graffiti trains with double spaced quatrains.
We... Are... Evir!!!

Well said Batman..

should I go now for the Batmobile

or will you be riding with Wonder Woman tonight..sir.?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Be off with you,

you Harbinger of Hopelessness.

So hence forth..

You shall be called GMTBHH

(pronounced GuMipToebuhHisssss)


That's Gimme The Ball Harbinger of Hopelessness

thruout the realm.

Wayward and previousdly chastened elder, say what you will about me, an earnest naif messenger of East London in the time of scurvy. I, though all here will disagree, am not perfect. So, insult me.

But I will be damned if I let you --- damned! --- If I let you, artist boy, insult the Marines!!!!

Insult them for Iwo Jima, Guadalcanal, San Diego, and the shores of Tripoli

My favorite movie star died in the mud for you!!!!l

Cast away from me, bitter root! Hopinstot and minced vinegar you are.

But, still, you darken my Internet presence with your oeuvre of invective.
So, be off, oxen cart rider!!
Tell it to the Marines!!!!!
And, if you are feeling lucky,TELL IT TO MARTHA RAY!!!!!!