I was invited and will happily give a quick run down of the evening. As mentioned the party was held at Tony's house and it was a pot luck dinner. Fred Beard brought sausages, Zeke brought special brownies, Beasley brought some sort of sauce, Sanchez brought tacos, Jerry brought rot gut, Nzeocha brought schnitzel, J. Crawford brought bangers and mash, Romo brought crownies, and Dez brought the party nuts but was late and cut his hand while opening them.
When I got there Randy Gregory was parking cars and Greg Hardy was working the bouncer spot at the door. I saw coach Garrett behind them quietly applauding their work, but I didn't get a chance to speak with him. I noticed Kellen Moore standing in the yard by himself. Curiously there were a couple of Eagles players laying on the front steps that I can only assume were being used as doormats. Tony has a nice pad.
Tony/Candice know how to throw a party and had plenty of entertainment. We played pin the tail on TO which I had never played before. It was fun but Witten moaned about wanting to play pin the tail on the Bennett all night. Stephen was there inhaling helium from the party balloons and making funny voices which we all laughed at. Fortunately Rico Gathers was there to retrieve balloons that had floated to the ceiling which was handy. We tried to play some darts but Jameill Showers nearly killed 3 people when he missed the dart board and sailed one through the second story mezzanine.
It was a fun night and one to remember. We all had a little too much to drink and Beasley got trashed. I tried to throw a blanket over him before I left, but you can not cover that guy. The house got pretty trashed and I think Dez made a stain on the floor. Charlotte Jones Anderson was there to clean up after her boys all evening picking up red solo cups and sweeping up monkey droppings. Being an upstanding young man Dak was in charge of keys and keeping everyone safe on the road. If you checked out he'd throw you your keys. He was great inside 40 yards but chipped the paint off a few cars further out than that. The only incident of the evening was when Dak threw T Will his keys to head home. Body catching sharp pointy objects leads to MRIs and day to day recovery.
