Say Hello To My Little Friend

[DallasEast]

A funny thing about lawn mowers is that they don't work on an empty gas tank. So I grabbed my container and headed to a nearby convenience store for a gallon of liquid gold.

I rarely carry cash so I whipped out my debit card to prepay for the gasoline but something caught my eye before I swiped the card at the pump...

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Maybe you missed it. Here's a closer look...

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Yep. Black widow. Small enough that she wouldn't have killed me but big enough that a bite would have hurt a heck of a lot. Sadly, this is the last photo of her. She was the victim of blunt force trauma a few seconds later.

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[waldoputty]

A funny thing about lawn mowers is that they don't work on an empty gas tank. So I grabbed my container and headed to a nearby convenience store for a gallon of liquid gold.

I rarely carry cash so I whipped out my debit card to prepay for the gasoline but something caught my eye before I swiped the card at the pump...

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Maybe you missed it. Here's a closer look...

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Yep. Black widow. Small enough that she wouldn't have killed me but big enough that a bite would have hurt a heck of a lot. Sadly, this is the last photo of her. She was the victim of blunt force trauma a few seconds later.

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good eyes
holy ****

 

[Melonfeud]

Yes! Very good eyes.

 

[maxdogg]

 

[Tabascocat]

it won't kill ya but it will hurt for a few days......been there, done that

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

She was there to swipe read your card for illegal purchases in the future.

 

[dogunwo]

A funny thing about lawn mowers is that they don't work on an empty gas tank. So I grabbed my container and headed to a nearby convenience store for a gallon of liquid gold.

I rarely carry cash so I whipped out my debit card to prepay for the gasoline but something caught my eye before I swiped the card at the pump...

​

Maybe you missed it. Here's a closer look...

​

Yep. Black widow. Small enough that she wouldn't have killed me but big enough that a bite would have hurt a heck of a lot. Sadly, this is the last photo of her. She was the victim of blunt force trauma a few seconds later.

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You can hire a lawn guy instead of taking unnecessary risks. How irresponsible of you to try to like be a man and stuff.

 

[DallasEast]

You can hire a lawn guy instead of taking unnecessary risks. How irresponsible of you to try to like be a man and stuff.

Trust me. I need the exercise.