Season predictions from a psychic

[SHAMSzy]

WIN Giants 31 Cowboys 35
WIN Cowboys 27 Eagles 16
WIN Falcons 24 Cowboys 31
WIN Cowboys 34 Saints 31
LOSS Patriots 35 Cowboys 24
LOSS Cowboys 27 Giants 34
WIN Seahawks 23 Cowboys 31
WIN Eagles 33 Cowboys 35
WIN Cowboys 34 Bucs 20
LOSS Cowboys 24 Dolphins 27
WIN Panthers 13 Cowboys 35
WIN Cowboys 34 Commanders 24
WIN Cowboys 41 Packers 34
WIN Jets 17 Cowboys 23
WIN Cowboys 26 Bills 24
WIN Commanders 17 Cowboys 31

Your 13-3 Dallas Cowboys!

I'm a certified psychic, place your bets boys

 

[canters]

Wow, we are going to win a bunch of close games this year!

How many sacks will Hardy and DLaw have?

 

[visionary]

WIN Giants 31 Cowboys 35
WIN Cowboys 27 Eagles 16
WIN Falcons 24 Cowboys 31
WIN Cowboys 34 Saints 31
LOSS Patriots 35 Cowboys 24
LOSS Cowboys 27 Giants 34
WIN Seahawks 23 Cowboys 31
WIN Eagles 33 Cowboys 35
WIN Cowboys 34 Bucs 20
LOSS Cowboys 24 Dolphins 27
WIN Panthers 13 Cowboys 35
WIN Cowboys 34 Commanders 24
WIN Cowboys 41 Packers 34
WIN Jets 17 Cowboys 23
WIN Cowboys 26 Bills 24
WIN Commanders 17 Cowboys 31

Your 13-3 Dallas Cowboys!

I'm a certified psychic, place your bets boys

You're certifiable, I know that

 

[DBOY3141]

looks like our defense is worse than last year

 

[Kevinicus]

looks like our defense is worse than last year

Looks like it might be worse than 2013.

 

[Nation]

By 2014 numbers that would have us with the highest scoring offense in the league and the 25th best defense. Probably would mean a poor recipe for playoff success.

 

[jazzcat22]

I say 16-0, does that make me psychotic?

 

[StarBoyz83]

Could happen last year was easier than it looked this year could be the same.

 

[pacy]

10-6

 

[dfense]

WIN Giants 31 Cowboys 35
WIN Cowboys 27 Eagles 16
WIN Falcons 24 Cowboys 31
WIN Cowboys 34 Saints 31
LOSS Patriots 35 Cowboys 24
LOSS Cowboys 27 Giants 34
WIN Seahawks 23 Cowboys 31
WIN Eagles 33 Cowboys 35
WIN Cowboys 34 Bucs 20
LOSS Cowboys 24 Dolphins 27
WIN Panthers 13 Cowboys 35
WIN Cowboys 34 Commanders 24
WIN Cowboys 41 Packers 34
WIN Jets 17 Cowboys 23
WIN Cowboys 26 Bills 24
WIN Commanders 17 Cowboys 31

Your 13-3 Dallas Cowboys!

I'm a certified psychic, place your bets boys

Not the first time I've seen someone pick the Dolphins to win. What's with the Dolphins? I'd be more worried about the Bills game in late December in a snow storm with the most drunken screaming fools. Romo threw 5 picks last time he played their against a bad team.

 

[PJTHEDOORS]

Your 13-3 Dallas Cowboys!

I'm a certified psychic, place your bets boys

I was worried, but when I read certified, that soothed all doubts. Not a psychic unless certified.

 

[Crown Royal]

The best thing we have going for us going into 2015 is that New England and Green Bay are really the only two prolific offenses that would scare me. Matt Ryan and Drew Brees are also dangerous but they have all other kinds of issues.

 

[George]

WIN Giants 31 Cowboys 35
WIN Cowboys 27 Eagles 16
WIN Falcons 24 Cowboys 31
WIN Cowboys 34 Saints 31
LOSS Patriots 35 Cowboys 24
LOSS Cowboys 27 Giants 34
WIN Seahawks 23 Cowboys 31
WIN Eagles 33 Cowboys 35
WIN Cowboys 34 Bucs 20
LOSS Cowboys 24 Dolphins 27
WIN Panthers 13 Cowboys 35
WIN Cowboys 34 Commanders 24
WIN Cowboys 41 Packers 34
WIN Jets 17 Cowboys 23
WIN Cowboys 26 Bills 24
WIN Commanders 17 Cowboys 31

Your 13-3 Dallas Cowboys!

I'm a certified psychic, place your bets boys

Like Clark Griswold at the Blackjack table.

 

[SHAMSzy]

Wow, we are going to win a bunch of close games this year!

How many sacks will Hardy and DLaw have?

My magic ball only tells me Hayden has .5 total sacks on the year.. No other data

By 2014 numbers that would have us with the highest scoring offense in the league and the 25th best defense. Probably would mean a poor recipe for playoff success.

The D improves towards the end of the year.. It also contributes a lot to the high scoring due to being top 5 turnovers and having a handful of their own TDs

 

[SacramentoKing]

WIN Giants 31 Cowboys 35
WIN Cowboys 27 Eagles 16
WIN Falcons 24 Cowboys 31
WIN Cowboys 34 Saints 31
LOSS Patriots 35 Cowboys 24
LOSS Cowboys 27 Giants 34
WIN Seahawks 23 Cowboys 31
WIN Eagles 33 Cowboys 35
WIN Cowboys 34 Bucs 20
LOSS Cowboys 24 Dolphins 27
WIN Panthers 13 Cowboys 35
WIN Cowboys 34 Commanders 24
WIN Cowboys 41 Packers 34
WIN Jets 17 Cowboys 23
WIN Cowboys 26 Bills 24
WIN Commanders 17 Cowboys 31

Your 13-3 Dallas Cowboys!

I'm a certified psychic, place your bets boys

I'm also psychic so I know these results are true. We trade Romo for Manziel straight up at the trade deadline. The loss at Miami was due to a minor alcohol relapse from JFF before the game. This causes Garrett to leave the team because Jerry wouldn't allow him to discipline JFF and Dave Campo steps in as interim head coach. We go on to beat the Raiders in the Super Bowl.

 

[CowboyChris]

i dont see us winning the last 6 in a row.

 

[Longboysfan]

What's the Vegas over and under on wins now????

 

[lqmac1]

Us losing to the Giants? My memory doesn't go back that far.

 

[CF74]

11-5

 

[Maxmadden]

Not the first time I've seen someone pick the Dolphins to win. What's with the Dolphins? I'd be more worried about the Bills game in late December in a snow storm with the most drunken screaming fools. Romo threw 5 picks last time he played their against a bad team.

I'm sure there is a pattern there, but I must not be a psychic because I can't remember a game we played 8 years ago any better than I can see the future.

By the way, we did win that game.