Should Jason Garrett Dye His Hair?

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  1. Cover 2

    Cover 2 Pessimists Unite!!!

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    I only ask because his hair color isn't intimidating at all. I was thinking he should dye it black and then get a mohawk. It also wouldn't hurt if he wore one of those spiked vests the Road Warriors of old wore.

    What do you say? Would Garrett be better served by upping his intimidation factor. Being intimidating was a key part of Jimmy's coaching style.
     
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  2. Proof

    Proof Well-Known Member

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    This is the best thread I’ve read in a while and the perfect way to start my day. Thanks
     
  3. PA Cowboy Fan

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    :lmao:I needed this after all those contract threads,
     
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  4. GenoT

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    Blonde and black; leopard pattern.

    Rawrrrrrrrrrrr!
     
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  5. Cover 2

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    Any time :). I think if Garrett did what I suggested, we become instant Super Bowl favorites.
     
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  6. ItzKelz

    ItzKelz Well-Known Member

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    Intimidating worked for Jimmy Johnson...
     
  7. Bobhaze

    Bobhaze Well-Known Member

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    What about asking Garrett to wear a “rug” like Jerry wears? Jerry could probably afford to get another one made to fit Garrett’s head.

    If Garrett could wear a toupee like his step dad....”Championship”.
     
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  8. Reverend Conehead

    Reverend Conehead Well-Known Member

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    Sure. Garrett should dye his hair jet black and grow a goatee, which he also dyes jet black. Then he can use black eyeliner and make himself look all scary and demonic. It would be cool.
     
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  9. Bobhaze

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    And while we’re at it...how about some bad A tattoos? Maybe even a Mike Tyson style face tat? Why not? Jerry loves him some publicity regardless of the cause.

    Wouldn’t we all love to see Garrett run out of the tunnel on Sept. 8 vs the midgets sporting black hair, black goatee, and a bevy of sleeve and face tattoos? Get 2019 off to the kind of start we need! LOL!
     
  10. Reverend Conehead

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    He could do all that and dress up in leather like Rob Halford of Judas Priest and ride out onto the field on a Harley. I'm liking this! Gonna be cool.
     
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  11. Asklesko

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    Cowboy blue, baby
     
  12. EST_1986

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    this thread is awesome
     
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  13. Cover 2

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    His clapping would definitely look a lot more intimidating
     
  14. EST_1986

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