Someone wake me up if we sign Bowman

[hendog]

My wife can't wait on me any more.

 

[CrazyCowboy]

Have not seen anything yet.

 

[AsthmaField]

OK. What's your phone number?

 

[iceberg]

OK. What's your phone number?

972.867.5309

 

[speedkilz88]

Jenny, are you there?

 

[Seven]

Jenny, are you there?

Best Valley Girl voice..........."Hel-lah? Whatever"

 

[Primetime0201]

I thought he signed with the Eagles?

 

[FuzzyLumpkins]

972.867.5309

When i was right out of high school a friend of mine had his girlfriend call my parents house and say her name was Jenny. She went onto to tell the answering machine that we had been dating and that she was now pregnant with my child. She said to call her back at "eighty-six, seven, fifty-three, zero, nine."

Well of course my mother got the message and completely flipped out. this was not long after she learned of some of other endeavors that I had been up to and this got her smoking pissed. Shes screaming at me and has me listen to the message. i listened to the message and while there were a couple of girls i had been dating around that time, none of them were named Jenny.

Regardless, I , like a moron, called the number and got the message, "Jenny doesn't live here anymore." I was so wigged out i didn't figure out what had been pulled on me.

Anyway, later that day my friend called me and of course he asked me if i had talked to jenny, that she was upset and i of course told him I had no clue what was going on. At that point he busted up becaue quite frankly he had gotten me as good as it is possible to get anyone.

I hate that damn song.

 

[CowboyWay]

That is funnier than hell fuzzy !!!!!

 

[Big Dakota]

When i was right out of high school a friend of mine had his girlfriend call my parents house and say her name was Jenny. She went onto to tell the answering machine that we had been dating and that she was now pregnant with my child. She said to call her back at "eighty-six, seven, fifty-three, zero, nine."

Well of course my mother got the message and completely flipped out. this was not long after she learned of some of other endeavors that I had been up to and this got her smoking pissed. Shes screaming at me and has me listen to the message. i listened to the message and while there were a couple of girls i had been dating around that time, none of them were named Jenny.

Regardless, I , like a moron, called the number and got the message, "Jenny doesn't live here anymore." I was so wigged out i didn't figure out what had been pulled on me.

Anyway, later that day my friend called me and of course he asked me if i had talked to jenny, that she was upset and i of course told him I had no clue what was going on. At that point he busted up becaue quite frankly he had gotten me as good as it is possible to get anyone.

I hate that damn song.

good stuff. real life is better than fiction.

 

[Blue&Silver]

I think he signed in Philly, or New York. I just heard today.

 

[Dayton Cowboy]

My wife can't wait on me any more.

You can finally wake up

Eagles | Team signs Bowman
Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:09:59 -0700

Josh Buchanan, of NFLDraftBible.com, reports the Philadelphia Eagles signed undrafted rookie free-agent WR Adarius Bowman (Oklahoma State) Wednesday, April 30. Terms of the deal were not disclosed.

 

[JonJon]

You can finally wake up

Eagles | Team signs Bowman
Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:09:59 -0700

Josh Buchanan, of NFLDraftBible.com, reports the Philadelphia Eagles signed undrafted rookie free-agent WR Adarius Bowman (Oklahoma State) Wednesday, April 30. Terms of the deal were not disclosed.

We're DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

 

[Blue&Silver]

He sure looks like TO on the field. The guy has all the physical tools, that would have been nice having TO mentor this kid. I have to believe there's something seriously wrong though, nobody drafted him for a reason.

 

[Vintage]

Rue. This day will forever live in infamy; the day we lost Adarius Bowman.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Rue. This day will forever live in infamy; the day we lost Adarius Bowman.

History will show we did not "lose" anything today.

 

[Vintage]

History will show we did not "lose" anything today.

History will show you can't spot sarcasm.

With a telescope.

 

[Beast_from_East]

He sure looks like TO on the field. The guy has all the physical tools, that would have been nice having TO mentor this kid. I have to believe there's something seriously wrong though, nobody drafted him for a reason.

I know he was as slow as a dog in the 40, but there had to have been some injury news for him to go totally undrafted.

This guy last year was being talked about as a possible 1st rounder, what a fall.....

 

[big dog cowboy]

History will show you can't spot sarcasm.

With a telescope.

Likewise.

 

[Vintage]

Likewise.

That's because I need a microscope.