Stranded on a desert island...

[smarta5150]

And you could have 3 items... Name them.

And as a bonus, one girl, or guy, whatever you are into.

Go.

 

[Crown Royal]

2 Bullets

1 Gun

And as my bonus, you, so that I don't waste the second bullet.

 

[Crown Royal]

:d:d:d:d:d

 

[kTXe]

2 Bullets

1 Gun

And as my bonus, you, so that I don't waste the second bullet.

Unless you're incredibly talented, I'm pretty sure you're gonna have to use the FIRST bullet on him.

 

[smarta5150]

2 Bullets

1 Gun

And as my bonus, you, so that I don't waste the second bullet.

Unless you're incredibly talented, I'm pretty sure you're gonna have to use the FIRST bullet on him.

:clubbed:

 

[kTXe]

If I'm gonna post in this thread, I figure I'd better answer the question.

1. A LOT of booze.
2. A TV that allows me to watch sports and follow all of my teams (Cowboys, Tar Heels, Spurs, etc). Yes, pathetically, sports are this important to me.
3. A guitar. I've never had the time or patience to learn how to play it...I figure a stranded island would give me plenty of both.

And my not-so-obvious girl choice: Norah Jones. I have always been incredibly attracted to her (I think it's her eyes...ooh man, those eyes...) And though I don't normally like the folksy kind of stuff she plays, I absolutely LOVE her stuff. At the risk of sounding sappy/gay/whatever-other-insult-you-choose, her voice is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. Plus, she actually has the kind of personality and smarts that could probably keep me from wanting to use one of CR's bullets after about a week of being stranded with her. Oh, and she could help teach me how to play that damned guitar.

Did I just confess my undying love for Norah Jones on a Cowboys forum? I think I did...oh well. :laugh2:

 

[silverbear]

2 Bullets

1 Gun

And as my bonus, you, so that I don't waste the second bullet.

My guitar, my dog, and Salma Hayek...

 

[Achozen]

My music library, Scarlett Johansson, and an endless supply of honey hot chicken wings.

 

[bbgun]

Jessica Alba and a whole lot of birth control.

 

[tomson75]

A Guinness, a motorboat, lube, and Scarlett Johansson...but I'd settle for just motorboating Scarlett Johansson.

 

[trickblue]

Just two things for me... a chopper and a pilot...

 

[Yeagermeister]

Just two things for me... a chopper and a pilot...

What about fuel?

 

[Yeagermeister]

My guitar, my dog, and Salma Hayek...

Normally I would agree on Salma but right now she's VERY pregnant.

 

[Mavs Man]

This reminds me of an assignment we had in sixth grade. The teacher said we were stranded on a desert island, told us what we had in our pockets, and said we could choose three things to take on the island. After a lot of class discussion and several days later, she said "you've had some very good ideas but you should have asked what was in your other pocket - a cell phone."

Uh, didn't you tell us what was in our pockets to begin with? A cell phone wasn't among them, and I'm sure after coming out of the ocean it's going to work just great.

 

[Yeagermeister]

This reminds me of an assignment we had in sixth grade. The teacher said we were stranded on a desert island, told us what we had in our pockets, and said we could choose three things to take on the island. After a lot of class discussion and several days later, she said "you've had some very good ideas but you should have asked what was in your other pocket - a cell phone."

Uh, didn't you tell us what was in our pockets to begin with? A cell phone wasn't among them, and I'm sure after coming out of the ocean it's going to work just great.

And I doubt a cell company would put a cell tower on a desert island and if they did would it cease being a desert island?

 

[Hostile]

I assume rescue is not imminent and I will have to be there for a while. I would rather be alone. I wouldn't trade the potential of sex with a starlet for the relief of not having to worry about protecting someone else.

1. A box of lighters for fires.

2. A machete for chopping, hunting, and harvesting whatever I can eat.

3. Is it cheating to say 4 books? I hope not.

a. Scriptures
b. Moby Dick
c. The Collected works of Mark Twain
d. The Collected works of Shakespeare

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

A Machete
Toilet Paper
satellite phone

I need the machete to help get food and to build a shelter.
I need toilet paper for me nose and me bum
And I need those things for a short term help after I used my phone to call for a rescue.

As far as the bonus woman option....Hmm any hot woman in my general age range that is a hard worker, not a complainer (no negative nancies), good sense of humor and has a high libido and knows how to remember what happens on the island stays on the island.:

 

[Doomsday]

As far as the bonus woman option....Hmm any hot woman in my general age range that is a hard worker, not a complainer (no negative nancies)

Good luck with that one!

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Good luck with that one!

Well you just ruled yourself of being on the island with me with that attitude.: :laugh1:

 

[silverbear]

Normally I would agree on Salma but right now she's VERY pregnant.

She'll get over it...