The Cowboys are a BORING team

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OK. I'll admit that Tony Romo and Marion Barber have breathed some life into this corpse of a team, but I'm afraid it is too little too late. The Cowboys have a 6-4 record and are a slightly above average team. Two weeks ago, they were beat by the Washington Commanders, for Pete's sake. Four weeks ago they were DOMINATED by the New York Giants. They have no true playmakers on defense. They play with little passion. Parcells will not get them to the top. Its going to take a younger guy who can instill greater passion into these guys. I am sick and tired of BORING and MEDIOCRE, which is what the Cowboys have been for far too long. I would not be at all surprised to see them get beaten by the pathetic Buccaneers this Thanksgiving. They have won three games in a row only one time since week 8 of the 2003 season. A rare occurence indeed.

You want to know who on this team is going to make the Pro Bowl? NOBODY! Unless Roy or TO make it purely on reputation. There are no guys on this team playing like a Pro-Bowler, so why should they make it?

Here are some stats of the Cowboy's Stars for you:
Julius (boring) Jones - 9th in rushing yards
Vanderjunk - 24th in scoring
Marion (rare bright spot) Barber - 4th in TD's
TO - 15th in receiving yards
Depressingcus Ware - 19th in sacks
We do not have a player among the top 30 in tackles this season.
 

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uhhh...you did see the game against the colts didnt you ??
 

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poke;1177811 said:
uhhh...you did see the game against the colts didnt you ??

As the Cowboys have proven repeatedly over the last few years, ONE GAME DOES NOT A TEAM MAKE!
 

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Can we just all ignore this so it gets sent to the archives where it belongs?
 

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bbgun;1177819 said:
I swear this guy isn't my sock puppet.

Thanks mang. That was funny. I still think you should go back to your old ogre looking avatar but thats just me.
 

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I've heard professional wrestling is pretty exciting. They come out of the tunnel all pumped up with fireworks and stuff.
 

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If you hate them so much stop watching.......
 

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I challenge any of you to name a player on this team of the caliber of Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin, Emmitt Smith, Jay Novacek, Larry Allen (in his prime), Charles Haley, or Darren Woodson. That is a championship team. This team in no way resembles that team. I'm sorry.
 

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Awakened;1177827 said:
I challenge any of you to name a player on this team of the caliber of Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin, Emmitt Smith Larry Allen (in his prime), Charles Haley.

I can find 3 or 4 people in the entire NFL who fit that description
 

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Awakened;1177827 said:
I challenge any of you to name a player on this team of the caliber of Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin, Emmitt Smith, Jay Novacek, Larry Allen (in his prime), Charles Haley, or Darren Woodson.

Vandy. :)
 
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