Twitter: The Cowboys are criminals narrative

It's just that it's more news worthy when our punter jaywalks than when their QB assaults someone.

 

the crazy thing is, Watson "allegedly" assaulted 24 women yet its almost celebrated that Cleveland signed him and brushed under the carpet. Can all 24 of them be lying? Just saying. NFL hasnt suspended him yet, and may not. Let that sink in. Zeke was suspended for what, 6 games? For hearsay? Dallas farts and its a suspension followed by a state of the union by all the talk shows . Jerry created this toxic media atmosphere.Live by the sword, ya die by it.

 

It’s because if they played for the cowboys at any point they’re almost always noted as former cowboy….

or at least it used to be like that. These days I only watch the owners

 

We can’t do anything right

 

mr Risen====== i am so crushed this year by the antics of our leadership....i cannot continue on that thread.......just hurts way too much....Stephen Jones is far worse than His Dad and he is not going anywhere

for very long time i will die of old age before he no longer runs the money ship......Lets just be honest Once and for all....this is the way it is.....the Jones's are so rich and getting so much richer regardless of

cowboy record....Stephen just does not want to take money chances as some other teams...i.e Rams...mortgaged and it payed off......we will be noticeably worse as a team this year....no we are not going to

win any super bowl or even make it to NFL champ game....Stephen made sure of this....and he does not care a bit.....he will say all the politcally correct things at right time but does not care......we are good

enough that the money keeps coming in daily in Brinks trucks as they dump it at the Star.....how do you pay Shultz 11 mil while far better TE OJ Howard signs for 3 million?...how do you lose Gregory and \\

Cedrick Wilson along with Coop?.....how do you not go after that linebacker mauler from Seahawks?.....these were easy ones if you had a GM that wants to win now.....so we are so sure we will find the Gems

in the draft at # 24?.......mr Risen i am so crushed this off season....but i have 50+ seasons so come early September the stage 4 Cowboy Homer disease will be at peak......and i will earnestly mean it when

the Plats we all so dearly love will start flying left and right.....but let it be clear if any lose.....its all on STEPHEN JONES.... 100%......we could have had easily a top 3 contender now its snake oil season

 

Cowboys - 27
Commanders - 26
Giants - 23
Eagles - 21
Looks like we are the favorites to win the East

 

big dog i totally respect you....but we know last year was our year.....i dont blame Dak....but just watch him pre and post NE game...it was his calf....i watched play by play against SF in wild card

Dak missed so many receivers by not throwing to them because he would have had to plant that right foot hard and he could not...so instead he overcompensated upper body to less receivers

and had we better scheme because of Dak.....yes its on OC.....we could have beaten SF ...and had we a healthy Dak...super bowl...now this year we have no intentions of being better than last year

if you look at GM.....so yes....we are getting a new and improved 12 oz bottles of snake oil.....as you can see i am a real Anti- cowboy-manager fan offseason and super Cowboy Homer come september

because anything can happen....if the right set of scenarios take place....like a DC that takes over and spills on to the offense?...like we get a draft of all draft regardless if we are at # 24....and we are super

fortunate and somehow we remain healthy throughout season and we land some good receivers and good interior D lineman and good O lineman and we snag off the charts backend dudes....and it comes

together???..forget my other posts...i was so upset i said we wont even make playoffs.....did not matter what team we had if we had Roger the dodger we were always in it....maybe Dak transforms????

and stays healthy????.....Jerry and everyone else will steal spotlight.....we are use to that......but this new snake oil may do the trick

 

This same study was done in the late 90’s when we were the butt of every news media joke along with talk show monologue….we were smack dab in the middle far as NFL criminal offenses…at that time, Minnesota was #1 and there wasn’t even a close second.

 

In before someone suggests that we’d be more successful with fewer choir boys

 

I think we have to go farther to avoid them because we seem to do so poorly with them

 

Dang Vikings old Cowboys coach. Why go back 20 years?

 

Finally beating the Packers at something. Yeah, your momma Green Bay!!!

 

If you're a really good player, it doesn't matter what you did, you'll find a home in the NFL. Your team may cut you in a false show of outrage, but there will be plenty of other teams waiting for your services when the dust clears.

 

I mean what else is there to do in Minnesota besides commit crimes?

 

I remember seeing an interview with Prince where he was asked why he lived in Minnesota instead of California or some other cosmopolitan area for famous artists/musicians, and he responded with something along the lines of “because the cold keeps the ‘crazies’ away.”

Well, from these stats it doesn’t look like it.

 

Hmmmm. For Minn. to consistently be no. 1, I Wonder what these crimes are?? I’d hope walking down the street while being a “football player” isn’t one of them.

 

Looks to me like the nfl is full of criminals and dummys !

 

If there's one thing we can agree on it's that the Plats are never to blame.

 

You have bared yourself. You need a wax job.
And no more double plats this coming season, Mr. Guarantee.