The Cowboys Irrelevant 5 list

[Hardline]

You really should wait til the pads come on.
Or maybe when another team's opposition comes to hold court.

Right?

Nope. We have years of in game experience with these two with pads on to judge them by.

 

[Corso]

Nope. We have years of in game experience with these two with pads on to judge them by.

Yeah? After Witt took off for a whole year and he's mummy meat now?
You going to assume on that one?

Interesting...

Oh yeah! And Sean looking like garbage last season after coming back from his umpteenth injury?

We can just assume from here folks.

 

[ChuckA1]

You really should wait til the pads come on.
Or maybe when another team's opposition comes to hold court.

Right?

So should everyone writing Witten and Lee off, right?

 

[Corso]

So should everyone writing Witten and Lee off, right?

Nope. Where did you get that homie?
I never speak in absolutes.

And I was mocking my boy @Hardline and I know he can take it.

 

[Rockport]

(I bow to your inclusions, deletions)

Yes, Jerry's heart is bigger than his brain.
Here are my picks for camp/fodder/afterthoughts who are high-profile players.
These are guys about whom I have to ask "Why"?

1. Jason Witten. Fat, bald and rested. Hasn't played since 2017. "But he is like a coach!" Then give him a whistle, not a helmet!
2. Rico Gathers. This bizarre experiment has gone on waaaay too long. Enjoy your one of many suspensions to come.
3. Sean Lee. The often-injured Lee has early geezer onset. He is no help, just in the way. But, personally, if Dez hates him, I like him.
4. Taco. This mild, soggy player should test the CFL. He. Is. Not. NFL-caliber.
5. Our 2 QBs nobody mentions, uses or cares about. Give Rush and White a chance to play elsewhere.

Honorable mention: Heath (though I like his work ethic and motor)
Hurns

Your lists, chums?

Now I understand why no one ever gave you the ball.

 

[Corso]

Now I understand why no one ever gave you the ball.

Aww...

 

[Idgit]

@Idgit just hit me on my brand new, super-hot pager that has total alpha-numeric and he said he wants to meet you behind the 7-11. Bandaged hands, coated with crushed glass.

I think he's been bingeing Van Damme movies...

I actually do sort of want to see this. Is that bad?

 

[Corso]

I actually do sort of want to see this. Is that bad?

It's not bad... IT'S RIGHTEOUS!!!


I totally threw up the dubby dubs on that one - while typing.

 

[StarBoyz83]

Dear louts, wouldn't it be funny if Heath had an All-Pro year? Imaginge the teeth-gnashing around here!!!

Itd be awesome if he went from one of the worst bottom 3 out of 64 safeties in the NFL to below average

 

[Hardline]

Yeah? After Witt took off for a whole year and he's mummy meat now?
You going to assume on that one?

Interesting...

Oh yeah! And Sean looking like garbage last season after coming back from his umpteenth injury?

We can just assume from here folks.

I stand by my post. You will too once the season starts.

 

[ChuckA1]

Nope. Where did you get that homie?
I never speak in absolutes.

And I was mocking my boy @Hardline and I know he can take it.

Weren't they on the original poster's list? That's where I got it, homie.

 

[Shinaoi]

Sean lee is a valuable asset at depth. Worth every penny in my opinion for multiple of reasons.

 

[Rockport]

(I bow to your inclusions, deletions)

Yes, Jerry's heart is bigger than his brain.
Here are my picks for camp/fodder/afterthoughts who are high-profile players.
These are guys about whom I have to ask "Why"?

1. Jason Witten. Fat, bald and rested. Hasn't played since 2017. "But he is like a coach!" Then give him a whistle, not a helmet!
2. Rico Gathers. This bizarre experiment has gone on waaaay too long. Enjoy your one of many suspensions to come.
3. Sean Lee. The often-injured Lee has early geezer onset. He is no help, just in the way. But, personally, if Dez hates him, I like him.
4. Taco. This mild, soggy player should test the CFL. He. Is. Not. NFL-caliber.
5. Our 2 QBs nobody mentions, uses or cares about. Give Rush and White a chance to play elsewhere.

Honorable mention: Heath (though I like his work ethic and motor)
Hurns

Your lists, chums?

Very harsh on Witten, Lee and Rico. But that’s your choice.

 

[JoeKing]

As much as many of you complain about our safety positions, I'm shocked not one of them made the list. The FO just keep stacking crap talent back there and hoping it doesn't come to them to make a play. It's so obvious they don't care about that position.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

This team became better when Witten came back. He's the best TE on the team.

A healthy Sean Lee is one of the best LBs in the league.

The rest is spot on

Gee.
That's an interesting story, Beaver.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Very harsh on Witten, Lee and Rico. But that’s your choice.

Good call. I was harsh.
I apologize to those medium talents.

 

[Alexander]

1. Jason Witten. Fat, bald and rested. Hasn't played since 2017. "But he is like a coach!" Then give him a whistle, not a helmet!

Not a fan of him returning, but not even close. Regardless, he probably is still better than any TE on the roster, which speaks more to our talent acquisition than anything else.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

That's what I was thinking, as long-shot as it sounds...

Lucy, DAT was so ridiculous! AHhh ahhh!HAW!

 

[Alexander]

Leonir is steaming reps from someone who can play

I agree, well sort of. Except for the steaming part.

 

[Hardline]

Gee.
That's an interesting story, Beaver.

I just joined a Leave it to Beaver Facebook group. How ironic