The Defensive Problems & Matt Johnson - The Unicorn

[Bowltime26]

I laughed when I saw Johnson, but this is so true.


https://sports.yahoo.com/news/dallas-cowboys-defensive-depth-chart-013002945.html

 

[ShiningStar]

Dallas Cowboys "where magical fairy dust still cant fix it, no matter how much we wish"

 

[DoctorChicken]

That's totally not depressing.

 

[Machete]

It's funny cuz it's true.

 

[Zimmy Lives]

That's totally not depressing.

It's beyond depressing -- it's demoralizing and defeating.

The best healthy player on this defense that hopefully starts on opening day is Barry Church and he is just average! On the bright side, there are a lot of young guys with potential.

 

[Zimmy Lives]

I laughed when I saw Johnson, but this is so true.


https://sports.yahoo.com/news/dallas-cowboys-defensive-depth-chart-013002945.html

Johnson is more like Nessie and bigfoot -- at least people have claimed to see him.

 

[Stash]

Gut punch!

 

[jazzcat22]

Dallas Cowboys "where magical fairy dust still cant fix it, no matter how much we wish"

Kind of like going to a wishing well, and you toss the coin in, but fall in after it and drown...

 

[xwalker]

I laughed when I saw Johnson, but this is so true.


https://sports.yahoo.com/news/dallas-cowboys-defensive-depth-chart-013002945.html

That is funny. I really wanted to just see Johnson in 1 preseason game.

At this point with only 2 preseason games remaining, Johnson might as well just duct tape his hamstrings and come back to practice.

 

[casmith07]

That is funny. I really wanted to just see Johnson in 1 preseason game.

At this point with only 2 preseason games remaining, Johnson might as well just duct tape his hamstrings and come back to practice.

Someone put that man on steroids or something so he can go. Either that or just give him a direct line of cortisone into his bloodstream.

 

[JonJon]

 

[xwalker]

Someone put that man on steroids or something so he can go.

Yes, if I were one of those fringe NFL players, I would be very tempted to take my chances with steroids or something like that.

Either that or just give him a direct line of cortisone into his bloodstream.

I have a vision of Matt Johnson on the field with an IV bottle attached to his helmet and a line running down to his hamstrings.

 

[VThokie7]

I'm sure somebody will be outraged, but that is very sad. Sad and depressing. At-least we can all get a laugh at Matt Johnson's status and spot on the depth chart.

 

[Idgit]

For the third year in a row, setting a defensive depth chart for Dallas is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded while someone keeps batting it out of your hand.

That's a pretty dang accurate assessment right there.

 

[JonJon]

Well the good news is that all defenses will be crippled even more this year due to rule changes, so maybe it won't matter much anyways that we have so many injuries. It may come down to who has the best offense. If that is the case, I like our chances.

 

[Tabascocat]

Yes, if I were one of those fringe NFL players, I would be very tempted to take my chances with steroids or something like that.

I have a vision of Matt Johnson on the field with an IV bottle attached to his helmet and a line running down to his hamstrings.

?

 

[DallasEast]

Matt Johnson wished he had my hamstrings.​

 

[casmith07]

Matt Johnson wished he had my hamstrings.​

LOL!

 

[BigStar]

 

[TheCount]

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/news/dallas...th-chart-013002945.html?bcmt=comments-postbox

My favorite is Matt Johnson's status as "Mythical". Some say... he never existed at all. Reminds me of the end of Usual Suspects.