The easiest pregame speech of Jason's career

[bayeslife]

Won't be necessary. Eagles win on Sunday.

Thursday

 

[Zordon]

Thursday

oooohhh nice. didn't realize it was a thursday game. even more reason they should lose considering they're on the road.

 

[erod]

oooohhh nice. didn't realize it was a thursday game. even more reason they should lose considering they're on the road.

If the Eagles win Thursday, suddenly the season will get really weird if you think about it.

Like pouring a bowl of Fruity Pebbles and finding out you're out of milk.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Jason needs to look these guys in the eye and state the reality.

"Here's the deal, boys.

Win this game, and you won't get on a plane again until after the season except for a one-hour flight to Houston for the Super Bowl. You'll basically have three weeks to heal. You'll play in 72 degrees inside for the rest of the playoffs no matter what.

Lose this game, and you might not see this stadium again until August. You might be playing in 0 degrees in Green Bay as a wild card team, with hopes of going to Seattle and New York the following two weeks. That's 26 hours in airplanes in January.

Now, go kick these guys' butts, and let's stay home."

There you go.

Sounds exactly like what he would say!

 

[Super_Kazuya]

I'm pretty sure the players would rather the "not getting on another plane" part be true instead of the "meaningful game" part. So I would just leave the plane part out of the imaginary speech.

 

[Bullflop]

I think Garrett has been saying all the right things to the team and doing what needs to be done to get them ready

Exactly. Garrett's not one to overlook any of the details that serve as extra incentive. His motivational skills are exceptional.

 

[Jinxx13x]

Jason needs to look these guys in the eye and state the reality.

"Here's the deal, boys.

Win this game, and you won't get on a plane again until after the season except for a one-hour flight to Houston for the Super Bowl. You'll basically have three weeks to heal. You'll play in 72 degrees inside for the rest of the playoffs no matter what.

Lose this game, and you might not see this stadium again until August. You might be playing in 0 degrees in Green Bay as a wild card team, with hopes of going to Seattle and New York the following two weeks. That's 26 hours in airplanes in January.

Now, go kick these guys' butts, and let's stay home."

There you go.

Well Said Erod

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Jason needs to look these guys in the eye and state the reality.

"Here's the deal, boys.

Win this game, and you won't get on a plane again until after the season except for a one-hour flight to Houston for the Super Bowl. You'll basically have three weeks to heal. You'll play in 72 degrees inside for the rest of the playoffs no matter what.

Lose this game, and you might not see this stadium again until August. You might be playing in 0 degrees in Green Bay as a wild card team, with hopes of going to Seattle and New York the following two weeks. That's 26 hours in airplanes in January.

Now, go kick these guys' butts, and let's stay home."

There you go.

Not as good as the presidents speech in Independence Day ... but I still got chills. Lol