The genius of Parcells...

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If there is anyone that hates kickers more then Hostile, it's Parcells..

Parcells knows that his Cowboys are going to be playing the Colts in the SuperBowl, and he does not want any advantage given to the Colts...and that is where Vanderflunk comes in...

During the Cowboys/Colts game, it was evident that the Colts players had revenge against Vandydrunk, and they told him, "If we block a kick of yours...we are going to come looking for you"! And, if the Colts take out the kicker? It's over...the Colts win...however...

Well, Parcells just eliminated that motivation from the Colts! It's a master plan of genious!

So, now we get a kicker that the Colts don't ever care about...so they won't be as fired up to play the Cowboys during the SuperBowl...

It's a Master plan...

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5Stars;1193343 said:
If there is anyone that hates kickers more then Hostile, it's Parcells..

Parcells knows that his Cowboys are going to be playing the Colts in the SuperBowl, and he does not want any advantage given to the Colts...and that is where Vanderflunk comes in...

During the Cowboys/Colts game, it was evident that the Colts players had revenge against Vandydrunk, and they told him, "If we block a kick of yours...we are going to come looking for you"! And, if the Colts take out the kicker? It's over...the Colts win...however...

Well, Parcells just eliminated that motivation from the Colts! It's a master plan of genious!

So, now we get a kicker that the Colts don't ever care about...so they won't be as fired up to play the Cowboys during the SuperBowl...

It's a Master plan...

;)


You're talkin Super Bowl just a little too early, man. Let's play out the season and see if we even get a first round bye before we start talkin the S word! lol! Can't say that I don't share your enthusiasm, though.;)

SS

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skinsscalper;1193363 said:
You're talkin Super Bowl just a little too early, man. Let's play out the season and see if we even get a first round bye before we start talkin the S word! lol! Can't say that I don't share your enthusiasm, though.;)

SS

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No...I'm talking SuperBowl NOW! Number 6 coming up....


:D
 

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5Stars;1193369 said:
No...I'm talking SuperBowl NOW! Number 6 coming up....


:D


I've got to admit, 6 is sounding really nice right now. Just in time to knock an overrated Steelers team and an up and coming 49ers squad down a notch.:D

SS

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we have 6 SuperBowls, just the Ref's stole one from us from "the Colts"

Revenge Superbowl??????

delicious to think about.....
 

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5Stars;1193369 said:
No...I'm talking SuperBowl NOW! Number 6 coming up....


:D
Smack down ! I love it! Don't tell me when to talk Super bowl ! Props bro':D
 

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5Stars;1193343 said:
If there is anyone that hates kickers more then Hostile, it's Parcells..

Parcells knows that his Cowboys are going to be playing the Colts in the SuperBowl, and he does not want any advantage given to the Colts...and that is where Vanderflunk comes in...

During the Cowboys/Colts game, it was evident that the Colts players had revenge against Vandydrunk, and they told him, "If we block a kick of yours...we are going to come looking for you"! And, if the Colts take out the kicker? It's over...the Colts win...however...

Well, Parcells just eliminated that motivation from the Colts! It's a master plan of genious!

So, now we get a kicker that the Colts don't ever care about...so they won't be as fired up to play the Cowboys during the SuperBowl...

It's a Master plan...

;)
No he doesn't. Trust me, he doesn't.
 

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what is the source of your hatred for kickers anyway, hostile?

been meaning to ask....I'm guessing there's a story to it.
 

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EastDallasCowboy;1193674 said:
what is the source of your hatred for kickers anyway, hostile?

been meaning to ask....I'm guessing there's a story to it.
I have a real problem with guys leaving blood, sweat, and tears on the field to move the ball into position for someone with a pristine clean uniform to "win the game." They don't win the game. The big uglies and the weapons move it down there to give them a chance. They are forgotten way too often.

It's even worse when you work your butt off and one of those sawed off midgets misses a chip shot.

One time, at a High School football camp while we were running gassers they had kickers who were kicking FGs with water bottles in their hands. I saw one guy who was smoking while he did it.

Just pissed me off. I don't know of any former players who truly like them. They are a necessary evil. I admit that, but I hate them.
 

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I love how GENIUS isnt even spelled right in the topic.

Anyone else find it funn? lol (not knocking you, I had to google it to make sure I got it right)
 

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what I dont understand is why is the kicker position so freaking specialized now. Why can't a QB or DB or someone just start kicking a ball and practicing and get good at it?

I mean I know its not easy to kick field goals but I think the athletes in the NFL could pick it up and master it. Think of your value to a team if your the 3rd WR and FG/kickoff guy.
 

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rexrobinson;1193756 said:
what I dont understand is why is the kicker position so freaking specialized now. Why can't a QB or DB or someone just start kicking a ball and practicing and get good at it?

I mean I know its not easy to kick field goals but I think the athletes in the NFL could pick it up and master it. Think of your value to a team if your the 3rd WR and FG/kickoff guy.

I agree.

( short and sweet )
 

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Hostile;1193699 said:
I have a real problem with guys leaving blood, sweat, and tears on the field to move the ball into position for someone with a pristine clean uniform to "win the game." They don't win the game. The big uglies and the weapons move it down there to give them a chance. They are forgotten way too often.

It's even worse when you work your butt off and one of those sawed off midgets misses a chip shot.

One time, at a High School football camp while we were running gassers they had kickers who were kicking FGs with water bottles in their hands. I saw one guy who was smoking while he did it.

Just pissed me off. I don't know of any former players who truly like them. They are a necessary evil. I admit that, but I hate them.

how do you feel about punters?
 
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