The last Mohegan, The Day of the Last Gunslinger

[SDCowboy]

I just hope Dak can somehow deal with this insane clown posse at least as well as Romo did.

If not. We're all brutally screwed.

Huh?

 

[willia451]

Huh?

 

[rwalters31]

"My life fades. The vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos, ruined dreams, this wasted land. But most of all, I remember the road warrior, the man we called Romo."

Shamelessly taken from the Road Warrior.

Excellent!!

 

[haleyrules]

Mohegan and gunslinger don't really go together. Maybe, the death of Jesse James!!

 

[Irvin88_4life]

Thank you sir, you are a Gentleman and a Scholar!

Loved that movie with Daniel Day-Lewis

 

[Gameover]

The day when the Romo would come out and save a low level Cowboy’s offense will be gone

I didn't know those days were ever here.

 

[sean10mm]

The last Mohegan, The Day of the last Gunslinger

Yes, when Romo leaves the Cowboys the last gunslinger will ride off into the Sunset. The day when the Romo would come out and save a low level Cowboy’s offense will be gone. This is the dawn of an era that says the Coaching staff knows what they are doing and field offense and defensive teams that are extensions of sound strategies and tactics. Games will be won by superior talent wheeled by master chest players. Romo’s escape ability to make up for a RT who should have been a matador in a bull fight by letting DEs kill his QB. Yes, there is no need for that kind of talent ever again.

This is a bad football post, but an excellent argument for education reform.

 

[rwalters31]

This is a bad football post, but an excellent argument for education reform.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!!! If you mean that the Cowboys FO and staff then ok. If you mean my poetic license in my Ode, then kiss my grits!

 

[Melonfeud]

Roland the gunslinger (Stephen Kings, dark tower series)

Romo the gunslinger (Statistically, the highest numbers Q.B. the Dallas Cowboys will have ever fielded)

Have one thing in common: both of their worlds are moving on.

Now, Roland the gunslingers world is moving on in a bad way ,where decay and even the space/ time continuum is slowly caving in on itself.

Where,Romo the gunslingers world is moving on in grandiose fashion ,for in his hand holds the promise of rainbows and unicorn farts(never a more delectable odor to be sniffed, I assure you.)

Given the choice of hanging out on the beach with Roland the gunslinger , wounded,delirious due to being poisoned from attacking lobsrosities,,,,

Or,,,

Hanging on/pushing the wagon of Romo the gunslinger, master of destiny, slayer of opposing teams fan bases hopes,dreams and ludicrous misconceptions of grandeur.

Oh,ya baby! Team Romo for me.

(I won't touch on the Mohegan tribe cuz' ever since the white eyes funded and backed operations of :rubbing them out/exterminated/ conducted tribal genocide it could offend someone, somewhere in their delicate sensibilities Department,,,,and well, even I have standards.)

 

[JoeKing]

LOL, LMAO. Thank you to all that corrected the OP on the spelling of Mohicans and reminded us all that there are still gunslinger type QBs still out there sans Romo. The water this thread premise didn't hold is now all leaked out and evaporated from the floor. So now let's beat the dead horse or see how many different tangential directions we can take this mother in derailment.