The Love has grown...

[goshan]

since Mkyle joined the zone.
Even though the bully Parcells upset Mr. Ellis.
And the Hunter disappeared.

The boys season is getting closer.
NORS wanted Mr. Law...but Bledsoe came.
Where is Quincy..with motha?

Glover isn't happy...Canty can see..
Ward is quick..Spears is big. The new safety is pale? Oh no. Killa?
Hutch fumbles still. Romo birdies. Putta?

Williams grabs shoulder pads in the rear.
Bryant is spastic and angular. Brownie star?
Morgan isn't very good.

Henson is sorta side-armed. Potential. ok?
Glover is getting gray. Mad?
Whitten is quiet. Too good?

Coslet isn't a genius.
Campo has curls.
Gailey lost in Georgia. Probation?
Switzer gotta gun. Loaded? Boomer?
J. Jones has tight skin.
Jimmah on Fox..hasn't won in 10.

LA is mad and mean.
Julius seems poised.
Key is big.
Flozell maybe can hear.
She has soft hands.
Aikman is #1 with buck.
Emmitt retired....damn.. braggart good luck. Broken shoulda?
Henry? Toast?
Glenn is the aging man.
Burnett has recovered knees.
RW in the slot.
Tnew not a little weenie.

Here we go. Camp?

- good night sweetie

 

[silverbear]

Can anybody else figure out what this guy is saying?? LOL...

 

[jksmith269]

I think its a bad try at being a poet of some sort either that or a bad Rapper....LOL

 

[parchy]

That was the worst thing I've ever read... kinda funny in a weird way, though.

 

[ROMOSAPIEN9]

Obviously goshan is trying to turn this into a Baseball forum!

Please allow me to try and illustrate his...umm..."Poem?"

The Whiff!!

 

[Qwickdraw]

Obviously goshan is trying to turn this into a Baseball forum!

Please allow me to try and illustrate his...umm..."Poem?"

The Whiff!!

I just think the fastball hit the batter directly in the head.

 

[Compacity]

HE'S THE NEXT MALIBU'S MOST WANTED

 

[sbuscha]

hique???? or drunk???

 

[Tio]

We have had a lot of stupid threads lately....

 

[scottsp]

I am a worse person for having read it.

 

[tyke1doe]

Can we get a real gansta rappa up in da hizzey?

 

[TruBlueCowboy]

Can we get a real gansta rappa up in da hizzey?

Rapped to the tune of Tupac's "Life Goes On" :laugh1:

How many brothers fell victim to Parcells...

Rest in peace young Cowboys, there's a Heaven for a 4-3 lineman,
be a lie if I told ya I never thought of that last 6-10 season, but my Cowboys, we the last ones left, but life goes on.....

 

[goshan]

You ever notice how much Coakley looks like the Runaway Bride.
Maybe they should hook up?

 

[TruBlueCowboy]

You ever notice how much Coakley looks like the Runaway Bride.
Maybe they should hook up?

http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v130/ThaGame20/Coakley_D_bio_48087.jpg

And if ya wanna see something that's really scary, try setting this big ol' pic as your wallpaper and having to endure those eyes for hours straight!

http://www.dallascowboys.com/docs/mediaDocs/Coakley_Dexter.jpg

 

[LaTunaNostra]

And if ya wanna see something that's really scary, try setting this big ol' pic as your wallpaper and having to endure those eyes for hours straight!

They do take after their dad, at that.

 

[Sarge]

since Mkyle joined the zone.
Even though the bully Parcells upset Mr. Ellis.
And the Hunter disappeared.

The boys season is getting closer.
NORS wanted Mr. Law...but Bledsoe came.
Where is Quincy..with motha?

Glover isn't happy...Canty can see..
Ward is quick..Spears is big. The new safety is pale? Oh no. Killa?
Hutch fumbles still. Romo birdies. Putta?

Williams grabs shoulder pads in the rear.
Bryant is spastic and angular. Brownie star?
Morgan isn't very good.

Henson is sorta side-armed. Potential. ok?
Glover is getting gray. Mad?
Whitten is quiet. Too good?

Coslet isn't a genius.
Campo has curls.
Gailey lost in Georgia. Probation?
Switzer gotta gun. Loaded? Boomer?
J. Jones has tight skin.
Jimmah on Fox..hasn't won in 10.

LA is mad and mean.
Julius seems poised.
Key is big.
Flozell maybe can hear.
She has soft hands.
Aikman is #1 with buck.
Emmitt retired....damn.. braggart good luck. Broken shoulda?
Henry? Toast?
Glenn is the aging man.
Burnett has recovered knees.
RW in the slot.
Tnew not a little weenie.

Here we go. Camp?

- good night sweetie

That was beautiful.

I think I'm gonna cry.

 

[WoodysGirl]

since Mkyle joined the zone.
Even though the bully Parcells upset Mr. Ellis.
And the Hunter disappeared.

The boys season is getting closer.
NORS wanted Mr. Law...but Bledsoe came.
Where is Quincy..with motha?

Glover isn't happy...Canty can see..
Ward is quick..Spears is big. The new safety is pale? Oh no. Killa?
Hutch fumbles still. Romo birdies. Putta?

Williams grabs shoulder pads in the rear.
Bryant is spastic and angular. Brownie star?
Morgan isn't very good.

Henson is sorta side-armed. Potential. ok?
Glover is getting gray. Mad?
Whitten is quiet. Too good?

Coslet isn't a genius.
Campo has curls.
Gailey lost in Georgia. Probation?
Switzer gotta gun. Loaded? Boomer?
J. Jones has tight skin.
Jimmah on Fox..hasn't won in 10.

LA is mad and mean.
Julius seems poised.
Key is big.
Flozell maybe can hear.
She has soft hands.
Aikman is #1 with buck.
Emmitt retired....damn.. braggart good luck. Broken shoulda?
Henry? Toast?
Glenn is the aging man.
Burnett has recovered knees.
RW in the slot.
Tnew not a little weenie.

Here we go. Camp?

- good night sweetie

Don't know about anybody else, but I like it. Good job. :

Basically just summed up the Cowboys offseason in a nutshell.

 

[dargonking999]

Rapped to the tune of Tupac's "Life Goes On" :laugh1:

How many brothers fell victim to Parcells...

Rest in peace young Cowboys, there's a Heaven for a 4-3 lineman,
be a lie if I told ya I never thought of that last 6-10 season, but my Cowboys, we the last ones left, but life goes on.....

you forgot Ross

 

[MapleLeaf]

Rapped to the tune of Tupac's "Life Goes On" :laugh1:

How many brothers fell victim to Parcells...

Rest in peace young Cowboys, there's a Heaven for a 4-3 lineman,
be a lie if I told ya I never thought of that last 6-10 season, but my Cowboys, we the last ones left, but life goes on.....

...of Quincy and Emmitt. There's some really ugly and unhappy mugs there.

 

[LaTunaNostra]

you forgot Ross

I wanna see Gallowaste's silly face in there as well.