It is a time honoured tradition (on another board) that I give my takes on the Oscars the day after so here goes.
Couldn't Hillary Swank have shown some skin in the front? As an aside, was her dress missing the back or was it intentional?
How would you like to be Hillary Swank's husband, be an actor but only be known as Hillary Swank's husband?
Halle Berry has all the fame and money she could want but she can't find a decent hairstylist?
Now that people know who Don Cheadle is, will he still have to do NFL playoff commercials?
Is there a better looking young actress than Scarlett Johanson (sp)?
As an aside, could Scarlett breathe in that dress?
Why did Penelope Cruz dress like a Chiquita Banana?
What was with the standing ovation for Chris Rock? Do actors hate Fox News and Matt Drudge so much that they give standing ovations to the hosts?
Chris Rock must like Fahrenheit 9/11, half his monologue was about that movie.
Did Renee Zellwegger think it was Valentine's Day or Christmas? She looked like Santa's helper without the hat.
Drew Barrymore's career must be in the toilet, she has been reduced to introducing song nominees at the Oscars.
Cate Blanchett was also dressed by Chiquita Banana. Queen Amidala was robbed and rumour has it Darth Vader was going to pay Cate a visit.
What is up with Kirsten Dunst's albino hair dye job?
Why did every The Aviator winner suck Scorsese's ***?
When did Buckwheat become lead singer for the Counting Crows?
Where was Catherine Zeta-Jones? Gotta love live tv.
Sidney Blumet's daughter showed more tit than the actresses, what is up with that? The whole reason to watch the Oscars is to see cleavage.
Nice pimp/gangsta outfit for Spike Lee. I thought he wanted to break stereotypes, not reinforce them.
Damn Beyonce, I know you like jewellery but that necklace weighs more than you do. While I am at it, next time, wear more eye shadow and mascara, I could still see your eyes.
Beyonce, second song, nice mermaid dress, made your hips look like the size of the Russian Steppe.
Why was Prince there, was he hoping to receive at long last an award for Purple Rain?
When did hippies like Chris Landreth start to win awards? Oh well, at least he is Canadian.
Kate Winslet is one of the few chicks out there who arguably looked better when fatter.
Is there such a dearth of Spanish male vocalists that they had to scrape the bottom of the barrel and use Antonio Banderas?
Darth Vader is very upset Queen Amidala showed so much cleavage last night, modesty please.
Did Annette Bening style her hair by sticking her finger in a light socket?
Did Melanie Griffith have a botox injection right before the show? Damn her face didn't move when she smiled.
Jamie Foxx had to win one award, he would have been suicidal if he lost both. Unfortunately, he is the only guy to be a winner and a loser on the same night.
Now that he has won an Oscar, will the Wayans brothers be next?
Were Hillary Swank and Julia Roberts separated at birth or do they just use the same cosmetic dentist?
Barbra Streisand didn't just forget her glasses, she gained a ton.
Clint rules, although we already knew that didn't we.
Good job by Chris Rock, especially for giving the band crap for cutting that one guy off.