The real reason why the Cowboys have not won a Super Bowl since 1995

[Reality]

Time for my annual reminder ...

That's right! Rowdy is the reason!

When did Rowdy become the Dallas Cowboys mascot? 1996 of course!

While all this time, the focus has been on Jerry, Garrett, etc., the real cause has been right there in front of us the whole time .. for the last 20 years .. it's ROWDY!

We need to Get Rid of Rowdy! The warcry is GROR!

Let me hear you GROR!!



#realitysucks

 

[Blackspider214]

He's definitely a terrible, goofy mascot.

 

[Dave_in-NC]

Mix that with this and you have your answer.

 

[Dallas_Cowboys50]

we should have a hologram of Crazy Ray!

 

[Boyzmamacita]

Why did Rowdy change his face? He went from one goofy look to another. I suppose kids like him, though.

 

[MRV52]

Seriously this Rowdy character reminds me of CHUCKY.

 

[Idgit]

We need to take the human out of it and then burn it at mid-field at halftime of the season opener. That thing is the devil.

 

[lostar2009]

I can someone plz????

 

[zrinkill]

You want to know? Click the link.

http://www.dallascowboys.com/team/staff/roster/jerry-jones

 

[DenCWBY]

Time for my annual reminder ...

That's right! Rowdy is the reason!

When did Rowdy become the Dallas Cowboys mascot? 1996 of course!

While all this time, the focus has been on Jerry, Garrett, etc., the real cause has been right there in front of us the whole time .. for the last 20 years .. it's ROWDY!

We need to Get Rid of Rowdy! The warcry is GROR!

Let me hear you GROR!!



#realitysucks

Let's take it a step further. Rowdy is actually Jerry. No one has ever seen them at the same place at the same time. By golly Watson we're on to something here.

 

[MikeT22]

And the only reason we even won 3 in the '90's is because Jerry chose former Arkansas teammate Jimmy Johnson to be the HC in '89 instead of former Arkansas assistant coach Barry Switzer. Thank God for that one decision.

 

[MileyDancer]

Even worse are the oversized styrofoam Cowboy hats people wear at the games. I want to punch anyone and everyone that wears one. Those are even worse than those dumb cheese hats.

 

[jday]

We need to take the human out of it and then burn it at mid-field at halftime of the season opener. That thing is the devil.

Wait, did you say take the human out before or after...[standing by charred remains of Rowdy costume]?


Before?




Oops [whistling while walking away]

 

[Idgit]

Wait, did you say take the human out before or after...[standing by charred remains of Rowdy costume]?


Before?




Oops [whistling while walking away]

The important thing is that Rowdy is dead. Everything else is negotiable.

 

[jday]

The important thing is that Rowdy is dead. Everything else is negotiable.

Just remember, this was a team effort, Brutus...

 

[StarBoyz83]

And the only reason we even won 3 in the '90's is because Jerry chose former Arkansas teammate Jimmy Johnson to be the HC in '89 instead of former Arkansas assistant coach Barry Switzer. Thank God for that one decision.

That and you could buy a championship. Lol

 

[landroverking]

Time to give a real cowboy a try.

 

[Zman5]

Why did Rowdy change his face? He went from one goofy look to another. I suppose kids like him, though.

Steroids.

 

[TwoDeep3]

Wow, I had no idea Jerry were the Rowdy outfit. Good to know.

 

[Stash]

Time for my annual reminder ...

That's right! Rowdy is the reason!

When did Rowdy become the Dallas Cowboys mascot? 1996 of course!

While all this time, the focus has been on Jerry, Garrett, etc., the real cause has been right there in front of us the whole time .. for the last 20 years .. it's ROWDY!

We need to Get Rid of Rowdy! The warcry is GROR!

Let me hear you GROR!!



#realitysucks