The redneck jury pool from hell...

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Shout out to Yeagermeister... :D

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Attorney meets the 'jury pool from hell'
Sex, drugs and bias -- prospective jurors acknowledge all

MEMPHIS, Tennessee (AP) -- Defense attorney Leslie Ballin called it the "jury pool from hell."

The group of prospective jurors was summoned to listen to a case of Tennessee trailer park violence.

Right after jury selection began last week, one man got up and left, announcing, "I'm on morphine and I'm higher than a kite."

When the prosecutor asked if anyone had been convicted of a crime, a prospective juror said that he had been arrested and taken to a mental hospital after he almost shot his nephew. He said he was provoked because his nephew just would not come out from under the bed.

Another would-be juror said he had had alcohol problems and was arrested for soliciting sex from an undercover officer. "I should have known something was up," he said. "She had all her teeth."

Another prospect volunteered he probably should not be on the jury: "In my neighborhood, everyone knows that if you get Mr. Ballin (as your lawyer), you're probably guilty." He was not chosen.

The case involved a woman accused of hitting her brother's girlfriend in the face with a brick. Ballin's client was found not guilty.​
 

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Yeagermeister said:
I need to remember those excuses :D

Some how or another... methinks you may have dropped one or two of those when needed... :D
 

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trickblue said:
Some how or another... methinks you may have dropped one or two of those when needed... :D
Actually I have only been called for jury duty once and I got out of it because I was in college and that was over ten yrs ago so I'm due.
 
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