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the TO diaries..taken from another board...kinda amusing..
The T.O. Diaries
Feb 2004: Terrell Owens-- "Stupid Agent!! I've been shafted, help me, NFL!"
Feb 2004: San Francisco 49ers-- "Heh, heh, hee. Don't wory Owens, we'll trade you to a nice team..."
March 2004: Baltimore-- "We'll take him off your hands"
March 2004: San Francisco 49ers-- "Nice and out of the conference"
March 2004: Terrell Owens-- "I'm not playing for a team without a QB"
March 2004: Philadelphia-- "We'll take him, for the right price"
March 2004: NFL-- "Get it settled, TO, or SF can do with you what they will"
March 2004: Terrell Owens-- "I'll sign with Philadelphia"
March 2004: Philadelphia-- "You're making the right choice"
March 2004: Terrell Owens-- "You'll take care of me, right?"
March 2004: Philadelphia-- "Of course we will, Terrell. Sign this for now and we'll see about an extension"
March 2004: Terrell Owens-- "All right! I'm an Eagle!"
October 2004: Terrell Owens-- "Damn you McNabb, throw me the ball!"
October 2004: McNabb-- "Don't worry folks, we weren't really fighting."
November 2004: Roy Williams-- "You're going down, TO"
November 2004: Terrell Owens-- "OWW!"
January 2005: Terrell Owens-- "I'm back (9 for 126 yards)!!"
January 2005: McNabb-- "Choke, Gag, Barff!!"
March 2005: Muhsin Muhammad-- "I'm PAID!"
March 2005: Terrell Owens-- "Holy ___, he's paid! Drew, help me!"
March 2005: Terrell Owens-- "A'right Eagles, I showed you what I'm worth, pay me!"
March 2005: Eagles-- crickets
April 2005: Terrell Owens-- "A'right Eagles, I showed you what I'm worth, pay me!"
April 2005: Eagles-- crickets
April 2005: Terrell Owens-- "I showed you what I'm worth, I'm not the one who got sick!"
April 2005: McNabb-- "Leave me alone!"
April 2005: Terrell Owens-- "!@!#$"
May 2005: Eagles-- crickets
June 2005: Eagles-- crickets
June 2005: Terrell Owens-- "I'm holding out"
June 2005: Westbrook-- "Me too"
June 2005: Eagles-- "We'll dock your pay if you don't come to camp."
July-August 2005: Terrell Owens-- "OK, I'm in camp, but I'm mad. Don't talk to me."
July-August 2005: Eagles-- "You're suspended."
July-August 2005: Terrell Owens-- "Huh? OK I'll practice in my yard."
July-August 2005: Eagles-- "You're not suspended, but we still won't pay you."
July-August 2005: Terrell Owens and Westbrook-- "Sigh."
September 2005: McNabb-- "OWW, uh, I'm not really hurt"
September 2005: Eagles Defense-- "Hey, we kind of suck"
September 2005: Andy Reid-- "We don't need to run the ball"
September 2005: Terrell Owens-- "It's OK, I'm still tearing it up"
October 2005: Terrell Owens-- "OWW, maybe I am hurt"
October 2005: Hugh Douglas-- "Faker!"
October 2005: Terrell Owens-- "Mother F_____!"
October 2005: Hugh Douglas-- "OWW!!!"
October 2005: Trotter-- "The eagles really are cheap"
October 2005: Westbrook-- "yep"
October 2005: Simon-- "I told you, BTW I'm undefeated"
October 2005: General Public-- "Are the Eagles really cheap? Why did their draft suck?"
October 2005: Eagles-- "We could use a scapegoat about now, and it can't be McNabb even though he's the main reason we're losing. Hmmm, if only we could find a scapegoat."
November 2005: Terrell Owens-- "If our QB hadn't been hurt, we'd have won more games"
November 2005: Eagles-- "Thanks! you're suspended, scapegoat."
November 2005: Terrell Owens-- "I apologize!"
November 2005: Drew Rosenhaus-- "Next question!"
November 2005: Eagles-- "You're still suspended."
November 2005: Terrell Owens-- "I really apologize!"
November 2005: Eagles-- "You're really still suspended. You see, this season is shot because McNabb is hurt and we'll save 1 million off the cap by not paying you and we can finally pay Westbrook."
November 2005: Westbrook-- "I'm Paid!"
November 2005: McNabb-- "Yeah, this season's over, operate on me."
November 2005: Terrell Owens' wallet-- "OWWW!"
The T.O. Diaries
Feb 2004: Terrell Owens-- "Stupid Agent!! I've been shafted, help me, NFL!"
Feb 2004: San Francisco 49ers-- "Heh, heh, hee. Don't wory Owens, we'll trade you to a nice team..."
March 2004: Baltimore-- "We'll take him off your hands"
March 2004: San Francisco 49ers-- "Nice and out of the conference"
March 2004: Terrell Owens-- "I'm not playing for a team without a QB"
March 2004: Philadelphia-- "We'll take him, for the right price"
March 2004: NFL-- "Get it settled, TO, or SF can do with you what they will"
March 2004: Terrell Owens-- "I'll sign with Philadelphia"
March 2004: Philadelphia-- "You're making the right choice"
March 2004: Terrell Owens-- "You'll take care of me, right?"
March 2004: Philadelphia-- "Of course we will, Terrell. Sign this for now and we'll see about an extension"
March 2004: Terrell Owens-- "All right! I'm an Eagle!"
October 2004: Terrell Owens-- "Damn you McNabb, throw me the ball!"
October 2004: McNabb-- "Don't worry folks, we weren't really fighting."
November 2004: Roy Williams-- "You're going down, TO"
November 2004: Terrell Owens-- "OWW!"
January 2005: Terrell Owens-- "I'm back (9 for 126 yards)!!"
January 2005: McNabb-- "Choke, Gag, Barff!!"
March 2005: Muhsin Muhammad-- "I'm PAID!"
March 2005: Terrell Owens-- "Holy ___, he's paid! Drew, help me!"
March 2005: Terrell Owens-- "A'right Eagles, I showed you what I'm worth, pay me!"
March 2005: Eagles-- crickets
April 2005: Terrell Owens-- "A'right Eagles, I showed you what I'm worth, pay me!"
April 2005: Eagles-- crickets
April 2005: Terrell Owens-- "I showed you what I'm worth, I'm not the one who got sick!"
April 2005: McNabb-- "Leave me alone!"
April 2005: Terrell Owens-- "!@!#$"
May 2005: Eagles-- crickets
June 2005: Eagles-- crickets
June 2005: Terrell Owens-- "I'm holding out"
June 2005: Westbrook-- "Me too"
June 2005: Eagles-- "We'll dock your pay if you don't come to camp."
July-August 2005: Terrell Owens-- "OK, I'm in camp, but I'm mad. Don't talk to me."
July-August 2005: Eagles-- "You're suspended."
July-August 2005: Terrell Owens-- "Huh? OK I'll practice in my yard."
July-August 2005: Eagles-- "You're not suspended, but we still won't pay you."
July-August 2005: Terrell Owens and Westbrook-- "Sigh."
September 2005: McNabb-- "OWW, uh, I'm not really hurt"
September 2005: Eagles Defense-- "Hey, we kind of suck"
September 2005: Andy Reid-- "We don't need to run the ball"
September 2005: Terrell Owens-- "It's OK, I'm still tearing it up"
October 2005: Terrell Owens-- "OWW, maybe I am hurt"
October 2005: Hugh Douglas-- "Faker!"
October 2005: Terrell Owens-- "Mother F_____!"
October 2005: Hugh Douglas-- "OWW!!!"
October 2005: Trotter-- "The eagles really are cheap"
October 2005: Westbrook-- "yep"
October 2005: Simon-- "I told you, BTW I'm undefeated"
October 2005: General Public-- "Are the Eagles really cheap? Why did their draft suck?"
October 2005: Eagles-- "We could use a scapegoat about now, and it can't be McNabb even though he's the main reason we're losing. Hmmm, if only we could find a scapegoat."
November 2005: Terrell Owens-- "If our QB hadn't been hurt, we'd have won more games"
November 2005: Eagles-- "Thanks! you're suspended, scapegoat."
November 2005: Terrell Owens-- "I apologize!"
November 2005: Drew Rosenhaus-- "Next question!"
November 2005: Eagles-- "You're still suspended."
November 2005: Terrell Owens-- "I really apologize!"
November 2005: Eagles-- "You're really still suspended. You see, this season is shot because McNabb is hurt and we'll save 1 million off the cap by not paying you and we can finally pay Westbrook."
November 2005: Westbrook-- "I'm Paid!"
November 2005: McNabb-- "Yeah, this season's over, operate on me."
November 2005: Terrell Owens' wallet-- "OWWW!"
