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The undisputed world champion of “UH” (humor alert)

Discussion in 'Fan Zone' started by Bobhaze, Mar 28, 2018.

  1. Bobhaze

    Bobhaze Well-Known Member

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    As I listened to Jerry’s press conference yesterday, I became distracted/impressed with his ability to use the word ”uh”. There’s no one that can master that two letter word better than JJ. In fact, I say Jerry Jones is the undisputed world champion of the word “uh”.

    In the video clip link below, you can sample some amazing Jerry speak where he miraculously in machine gun fire fashion, rattles off more than 20 uhs in less than a minute! Sometimes he even says “uh” every 3 words! Here’s the clip (You have to scroll down a little to see the video):

    http://www.dallascowboys.com/news/2...meet-dez-soon-new-wrs-don’t-impact-his-status

    All joking aside, it’s also very noticeable how much Jerry has aged. He looks very tired. Not a criticism. Just a very noticeable change for a guy who has always had lots of energy.
     
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  2. Bobhaze

    Bobhaze Well-Known Member

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    Here’s another “world champion uh” press conference from 2014.


    It’s very sad to me to see how much Jerry has aged in 4 years. Compare this video to the one in the op.
     
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  3. Ranching

    Ranching Well-Known Member

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    Let's play a drinking game!!! Take a shot every time Jerry says uh!!
     
  4. RodeoJake

    RodeoJake Well-Known Member

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    Wish I could, hoss. Diabetes kinda dislikes extreme alcohol consumption.
     
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  5. Ranching

    Ranching Well-Known Member

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    Just a sip for every uh! Salud!!
     
  6. 408Cowboy

    408Cowboy Well-Known Member

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    I don't want to die.
     
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  7. RodeoJake

    RodeoJake Well-Known Member

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    Maybe a sip of Oklahoma beer
     
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  8. 3rd_n_inches

    3rd_n_inches Well-Known Member

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    Puking by the 10 min mark. I wanna stop but Jerry reminds me of my great grandfa.....I gotta blow more chunks from my mouth and nose real quick
     
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  9. Ranching

    Ranching Well-Known Member

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    Lone Star for me!! Lol!!
     
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  10. RodeoJake

    RodeoJake Well-Known Member

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    I could nurse a Lone Star for a bit.
     
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  11. TheSport78

    TheSport78 The Excellence of Execution

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    Four additional years of Jason Garrett will do that to you.
     
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  12. conner01

    conner01 Well-Known Member

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    He’s getting old
    Hopefully it happens to all of us because the alternative is not much fun
     
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  13. Bobhaze

    Bobhaze Well-Known Member

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    Man if you can listen to video in the link in the OP, I am in awe...I think he says 20 uhs in 30 seconds. We're talking major...uh...league...uh...stuff here!
     
  14. xwalker

    xwalker Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever heard Fake Jerry on the Ticket?

    If not search the UnTicket.
     
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  15. Bobhaze

    Bobhaze Well-Known Member

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    I have. Gordon Keith is hilarious. I look forward to those Monday morning fake Jerry segments. Gordon nails the “uh”, lol.
     
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  16. glimmerman

    glimmerman Well-Known Member

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    He has always talked that way. Just let him talk and let someone else make the decisions. When we win the SB let him take credit.
     
  17. MileyDancer

    MileyDancer Benched

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    Listening to him speak just makes me more and more excited for his eventual death.
     

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