The voices in my head

[StanleySpadowski]

After watching the game Sunday, the voices got louder and louder as the game went on...or it might have been the alcohol.

I imagined this conversation....


"Hello Paul, it's me Roger, Roger Goodell. Well, Tags, it seems you left me with a heckuva mess. The Patriots have been exposed as cheaters and now a few people are questioning the intergrity of the league, especially the Super Bowl. Coming after the Steelers/Seahawks fiasco, I don't know what to do".

"Listen Rog, it's easy. Simply have the Patriots win every game big. People will forget the cheating and talk about their greatness."

"How the heck can I manage that?"

"Again, it's simple. They have talent. They'll win a lot of games without a problem so you only have to help them a few times."

"How can I help them?"

"Stick one of our house officiating crews in for their big games, that'll insure a win with usually just a couple of bogus holding calls or pass interference or even some boundary calls. Teams usually don't win 12 on 11 games."

"But won't people get suspicious when all the Patriots games are so one-sided with the officiating?"

"No, see that's where the genius in the plan is. Most fans don't watch the Patriots every week, they only watch whatever team they pull for so they won't notice the pattern of the Patriots' games. Put our other house crew, just make sure you flip Ed and Mike around, on the tougher opponents' games a few weeks before and have them flag everything. Then the team will get a reputation as being an undisciplined, penalty filled squad and the game against the Patriots won't be viewed as an anomaly."

"Wow, thanks Tags, I knew you had this down to a science."

"No problem Roger, I'll tell Bob K that you've got his back at our poker game on Wednesday".

 

[lcharles]

After watching the game Sunday, the voices got louder and louder as the game went on...or it might have been the alcohol.

I imagined this conversation....


"Hello Paul, it's me Roger, Roger Goodell. Well, Tags, it seems you left me with a heckuva mess. The Patriots have been exposed as cheaters and now a few people are questioning the intergrity of the league, especially the Super Bowl. Coming after the Steelers/Seahawks fiasco, I don't know what to do".

"Listen Rog, it's easy. Simply have the Patriots win every game big. People will forget the cheating and talk about their greatness."

"How the heck can I manage that?"

"Again, it's simple. They have talent. They'll win a lot of games without a problem so you only have to help them a few times."

"How can I help them?"

"Stick one of our house officiating crews in for their big games, that'll insure a win with usually just a couple of bogus holding calls or pass interference or even some boundary calls. Teams usually don't win 12 on 11 games."

"But won't people get suspicious when all the Patriots games are so one-sided with the officiating?"

"No, see that's where the genius in the plan is. Most fans don't watch the Patriots every week, they only watch whatever team they pull for so they won't notice the pattern of the Patriots' games. Put our other house crew, just make sure you flip Ed and Mike around, on the tougher opponents' games a few weeks before and have them flag everything. Then the team will get a reputation as being an undisciplined, penalty filled squad and the game against the Patriots won't be viewed as an anomaly."

"Wow, thanks Tags, I knew you had this down to a science."

"No problem Roger, I'll tell Bob K that you've got his back at our poker game on Wednesday".

uh..Oh.....The voices in my head just said ..."yeah, what he said!"...


:nervous:

 

[morieeel]

And if they get too suspicous we can move the Super Bowl to London.

 

[ajk23az]

After watching the game Sunday, the voices got louder and louder as the game went on...or it might have been the alcohol.

I imagined this conversation....


"Hello Paul, it's me Roger, Roger Goodell. Well, Tags, it seems you left me with a heckuva mess. The Patriots have been exposed as cheaters and now a few people are questioning the intergrity of the league, especially the Super Bowl. Coming after the Steelers/Seahawks fiasco, I don't know what to do".

"Listen Rog, it's easy. Simply have the Patriots win every game big. People will forget the cheating and talk about their greatness."

"How the heck can I manage that?"

"Again, it's simple. They have talent. They'll win a lot of games without a problem so you only have to help them a few times."

"How can I help them?"

"Stick one of our house officiating crews in for their big games, that'll insure a win with usually just a couple of bogus holding calls or pass interference or even some boundary calls. Teams usually don't win 12 on 11 games."

"But won't people get suspicious when all the Patriots games are so one-sided with the officiating?"

"No, see that's where the genius in the plan is. Most fans don't watch the Patriots every week, they only watch whatever team they pull for so they won't notice the pattern of the Patriots' games. Put our other house crew, just make sure you flip Ed and Mike around, on the tougher opponents' games a few weeks before and have them flag everything. Then the team will get a reputation as being an undisciplined, penalty filled squad and the game against the Patriots won't be viewed as an anomaly."

"Wow, thanks Tags, I knew you had this down to a science."

"No problem Roger, I'll tell Bob K that you've got his back at our poker game on Wednesday".

SPOT ON!

 

[Yeagermeister]

The voices in my head only say

MMMMMMM doughnuts :laugh1:

 

[03EBZ06]

After watching the game Sunday, the voices got louder and louder as the game went on...or it might have been the alcohol.

I imagined this conversation....


"Hello Paul, it's me Roger, Roger Goodell. Well, Tags, it seems you left me with a heckuva mess. The Patriots have been exposed as cheaters and now a few people are questioning the intergrity of the league, especially the Super Bowl. Coming after the Steelers/Seahawks fiasco, I don't know what to do".

"Listen Rog, it's easy. Simply have the Patriots win every game big. People will forget the cheating and talk about their greatness."

"How the heck can I manage that?"

"Again, it's simple. They have talent. They'll win a lot of games without a problem so you only have to help them a few times."

"How can I help them?"

"Stick one of our house officiating crews in for their big games, that'll insure a win with usually just a couple of bogus holding calls or pass interference or even some boundary calls. Teams usually don't win 12 on 11 games."

"But won't people get suspicious when all the Patriots games are so one-sided with the officiating?"

"No, see that's where the genius in the plan is. Most fans don't watch the Patriots every week, they only watch whatever team they pull for so they won't notice the pattern of the Patriots' games. Put our other house crew, just make sure you flip Ed and Mike around, on the tougher opponents' games a few weeks before and have them flag everything. Then the team will get a reputation as being an undisciplined, penalty filled squad and the game against the Patriots won't be viewed as an anomaly."

"Wow, thanks Tags, I knew you had this down to a science."

"No problem Roger, I'll tell Bob K that you've got his back at our poker game on Wednesday".

Ummm, you might want to seek help, it isn't healthy having that sort of conversation by yourself.

 

[Hostile]

Damn, that was the best grassy knoll post I have ever read.

Hands down.

 

[dogberry]

Medication can probably solve the voice problem, but I'm willing to sacrifice your health to hear more from the voices.

 

[SultanOfSix]

Post of the month, possibly the year, depending upon how it turns out.

 

[StanleySpadowski]

Damn, that was the best grassy knoll post I have ever read.

Hands down.

It was in jest.....

but the motivation was hearing that Carey was doing the game the day before. It's almost unheard of to have word of which officiating crew is doing what game until the that morning to keep the lines, especially the over/under from being influenced.

 

[baj1dallas]

Damn, that was the best grassy knoll post I have ever read.

Hands down.

are you saying Lee Harvey Oswald had something to do with that loss? Because I'm telling you, he's a patsy.

 

[Zimmy Lives]

The voices in my head only say

MMMMMMM doughnuts :laugh1:

We must share the same voices!

Only my voices zero in on Krispy Kremes!

 

[Zimmy Lives]

It was in jest.....

but the motivation was hearing that Carey was doing the game the day before. It's almost unheard of to have word of which officiating crew is doing what game until the that morning to keep the lines, especially the over/under from being influenced.

Watching McNabb get his arse handed to him twelve times on national TV kind of got me wondering about the integrity of the game. SOMETHING was not right about that game.

 

[Yeagermeister]

We must share the same voices!

Only my voices zero in on Krispy Kremes!

fresh hot krispy kremes *drool*

 

[Hostile]

It was in jest.....

but the motivation was hearing that Carey was doing the game the day before. It's almost unheard of to have word of which officiating crew is doing what game until the that morning to keep the lines, especially the over/under from being influenced.

No, no, no.

You're not allowed to sell me something and then take it back.

 

[StanleySpadowski]

No, no, no.

You're not allowed to sell me something and then take it back.

Ok, for you here's Part II - this week's call--

"Hello Paul, it's me again, Roger."

"Roger who?"

"Goodell, you know that you old kidder you"

"Uh uh sure, whatever, what do you need now?"

"Well that Patriots plan we worked out seems to be working well but now people are talking how they haven't played anyone save the Cowboys and they're in the crappy NFC. What do I do?"

"Didn't you learn anything. Remember that conversation we had while we were re-grouting the Kraft's master bath? Once you fix one, they're all fair game. Have the teams that the Patriots beat win big this weekend. You know, get the Chargers and Cowboys on a roll so it looks like the Patriots pounded really good teams. The fans will forget that you fixed those games."

"You think that'll work?"

"Sure, even most Seahawk fans have forgotten the bone I threw to Dan Rooney. You think the Steelers went into the tank for a year by accident?"

"Wow, I'd love to pick your brain some more but Mr. Brady's car won't wax itself so I have to go. Toodles."

 

[Hostile]

Ok, for you here's Part II - this week's call--

"Hello Paul, it's me again, Roger."

"Roger who?"

"Goodell, you know that you old kidder you"

"Uh uh sure, whatever, what do you need now?"

"Well that Patriots plan we worked out seems to be working well but now people are talking how they haven't played anyone save the Cowboys and they're in the crappy NFC. What do I do?"

"Didn't you learn anything. Remember that conversation we had while we were re-grouting the Kraft's master bath? Once you fix one, they're all fair game. Have the teams that the Patriots beat win big this weekend. You know, get the Chargers and Cowboys on a roll so it looks like the Patriots pounded really good teams. The fans will forget that you fixed those games."

"You think that'll work?"

"Sure, even most Seahawk fans have forgotten the bone I threw to Dan Rooney. You think the Steelers went into the tank for a year by accident?"

"Wow, I'd love to pick your brain some more but Mr. Brady's car won't wax itself so I have to go. Toodles."

I hear the helicopters, but I don't see them. It's not night, they painted these to look like clouds didn't they?

You can tell me. I can keep secrets.

I have an urge to buy "Catcher in the Rye." Holden Caulfield here I come.

 

[the kid 05]

i have voices too! but they speak spanish and i have NO idea what theya re saying

 

[needforspeed]

The voices in my head tell me to clean the guns..........
and go buy some more ammo.

 

[StanleySpadowski]

I hear the helicopters, but I don't see them. It's not night, they painted these to look like clouds didn't they?

You can tell me. I can keep secrets.

I have an urge to buy "Catcher in the Rye." Holden Caulfield here I come.

:laugh2:

:laugh2:

Nice Mel Gibson reference......