There's a Looming Storm in the Distant Far

[Pittman4Two]

In 10 days, the Buccanneers will be docked at Port Dallas ready to deliver a devastating, overpowering, without equal, larger than large, bigger than big, huge, very dramatically spectacle of power, blow to your town.

Cap has said he will be bringing an extra supply of beads and turkey legs to feed those who choose to cheer for the Pewter and Red. With both of our playoff lives hanging from the high tree branches of a tall tree, I like our experience in this game. We've been victorious multiple times this journey and look to raise our swords in victory as we stand on the mountain of "gold" (in this case silver, green, dark blue, light blue, white, and maybe one more shade of blue).

It will be difficult to look past the mayors you have on schedule this week, but be beforewarned, the Pewter Pirates are setting sail!

 

[ShortRound]

LMAO ... bring it.

 

[Doomsay]

Pittman returnith! Should be a good game, a lot better than it looked a few weeks ago.

 

[DallasEast]

Glad to see ya Pittman. Be sure to unload that obnoxious cannon of y'all when you debark from that pirate ship.

 

[pugilist]

quality thread

as Jason Garrett would say: *clap clap clap*

 

[Flamma]

Tampa should start Fitzpatrick.

 

[Longboysfan]

I guess they have a bye this week.

 

[TwoDeep3]

Did I just witness a Pewter Pirate Pride Parade?

 

[Praxit]

..Merry Christmas to you too.. ...

 

[Tusan_Homichi]

(in this case silver, green, dark blue, light blue, white, and maybe one more shade of blue)

Ugh. The truth hurts.

 

[LandryFan]

In 10 days, the Buccanneers will be docked at Port Dallas ready to deliver a devastating, overpowering, without equal, larger than large, bigger than big, huge, very dramatically spectacle of power, blow to your town.

Cap has said he will be bringing an extra supply of beads and turkey legs to feed those who choose to cheer for the Pewter and Red. With both of our playoff lives hanging from the high tree branches of a tall tree, I like our experience in this game. We've been victorious multiple times this journey and look to raise our swords in victory as we stand on the mountain of "gold" (in this case silver, green, dark blue, light blue, white, and maybe one more shade of blue).

It will be difficult to look past the mayors you have on schedule this week, but be beforewarned, the Pewter Pirates are setting sail!

You are such a breath of fresh air (or some kind of wind...), my friend. Look forward to more Pittman wisdom down the road.

 

[Pittman4Two]

I guess they have a bye this week.

We play in Baltimore this week which is a bye week to us.

You can check the schedule here: nfl.com

 

[Longboysfan]

We play in Baltimore this week which is a bye week to us.

You can check the schedule here: nfl.com

Put down the crack pipe bud.
Step away from the keyboard.

The Puke and red will be facing two top defenses two weeks in a row.

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

Where have you been Pittman? Long time no see. Your stuff always cracked me up.

 

[Pittman4Two]

Put down the crack pipe bud.
Step away from the keyboard.

The Puke and red will be facing two top defenses two weeks in a row.

And like many before them, they will float helplessly in the wake of the Jose Gaspar.

Have you met Mike Evans? Have you tried to tackle Peyton Barber? Going out on a plank, I don't believe you have.

 

[Zimmy Lives]

In 10 days, the Buccanneers will be docked at Port Dallas ready to deliver a devastating, overpowering, without equal, larger than large, bigger than big, huge, very dramatically spectacle of power, blow to your town.

Cap has said he will be bringing an extra supply of beads and turkey legs to feed those who choose to cheer for the Pewter and Red. With both of our playoff lives hanging from the high tree branches of a tall tree, I like our experience in this game. We've been victorious multiple times this journey and look to raise our swords in victory as we stand on the mountain of "gold" (in this case silver, green, dark blue, light blue, white, and maybe one more shade of blue).

It will be difficult to look past the mayors you have on schedule this week, but be beforewarned, the Pewter Pirates are setting sail!

 

[THEHEREAFTER]

Wow this is still a thing. This takes me back to the early 2000's and getting banned repeatedly on ES.

 

[pancakeman]

It’s the most wonderful time of the season

 

[erod]

Cool.

We'll see all 12 of you fans at the stadium.

Loser buys the beer.

 

[Aikmaniac]

Mine is two years old. Congrats!