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LandryFan

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Not only were the posts funny, but I found it hilarious how many people took most of what he said seriously. It's great to see him back, even if only for a couple weeks.
Hell, that's the best part!
 

jazzcat22

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Good to see you Jazz. Hope this season has treated you and the cat family well.

Like Rudolph, I am happy to return.

Been going good. Thanks. Hope yours has been too.

Season Started rough but got better with this win streak.

Was pulling for TB to win their division. I think they have some good players. Just need to put to ot together.
 

Brooksey

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And like many before them, they will float helplessly in the wake of the Jose Gaspar.

Have you met Mike Evans? Have you tried to tackle Peyton Barber? Going out on a plank, I don't believe you have.

Peyton Barber is a scrub, wake me up when he runs for 50 yds
 

CT Dal Fan

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NFL All Time Winning Percentage:

Dallas Cowboys: .573 NFL Rank: 1st

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: .387 NFL Rank: 32nd.
 

trickblue

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Always great to see Pittman4Two again... long time no see, bud...
 

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In 10 days, the Buccanneers will be docked at Port Dallas ready to deliver a devastating, overpowering, without equal, larger than large, bigger than big, huge, very dramatically spectacle of power, blow to your town.

Cap has said he will be bringing an extra supply of beads and turkey legs to feed those who choose to cheer for the Pewter and Red. With both of our playoff lives hanging from the high tree branches of a tall tree, I like our experience in this game. We've been victorious multiple times this journey and look to raise our swords in victory as we stand on the mountain of "gold" (in this case silver, green, dark blue, light blue, white, and maybe one more shade of blue).

It will be difficult to look past the mayors you have on schedule this week, but be beforewarned, the Pewter Pirates are setting sail!
Presenting Pittman’s pitiful, piss-poor, pewter pirate prognostication and praise post...please...
 

waving monkey

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In 10 days, the Buccanneers will be docked at Port Dallas ready to deliver a devastating, overpowering, without equal, larger than large, bigger than big, huge, very dramatically spectacle of power, blow to your town.

Cap has said he will be bringing an extra supply of beads and turkey legs to feed those who choose to cheer for the Pewter and Red. With both of our playoff lives hanging from the high tree branches of a tall tree, I like our experience in this game. We've been victorious multiple times this journey and look to raise our swords in victory as we stand on the mountain of "gold" (in this case silver, green, dark blue, light blue, white, and maybe one more shade of blue).

It will be difficult to look past the mayors you have on schedule this week, but be beforewarned, the Pewter Pirates are setting sail!
thats so cute
 

Pittman4Two

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NFL All Time Winning Percentage:

Dallas Cowboys: .573 NFL Rank: 1st

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: .387 NFL Rank: 32nd.

Stats are for losers. Does this take into account that we’ve been around half as long as your team? How about our lack of television exposure and it’s effect on our fans temperature?

What if Central Texas didn’t have the Cowboys to watch? Would you be a fan? This is called the ripple effect. If people don’t watch or aren’t able to watch, how can we be so sure these stats are misconceiving?
 

Echo9

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In 10 days, the Buccanneers will be docked at Port Dallas ready to deliver a devastating, overpowering, without equal, larger than large, bigger than big, huge, very dramatically spectacle of power, blow to your town.

Cap has said he will be bringing an extra supply of beads and turkey legs to feed those who choose to cheer for the Pewter and Red. With both of our playoff lives hanging from the high tree branches of a tall tree, I like our experience in this game. We've been victorious multiple times this journey and look to raise our swords in victory as we stand on the mountain of "gold" (in this case silver, green, dark blue, light blue, white, and maybe one more shade of blue).

It will be difficult to look past the mayors you have on schedule this week, but be beforewarned, the Pewter Pirates are setting sail!
I clicked Like before even reading the post. Welcome back PIttman
 
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