Things that are difficult to say when drunk

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative


2. Preliminary


3. Proliferation


4. Cinnamon



THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

5. Specificity


6. Anti-constitutionalistically


7. Passive-aggressive disorder


8. Transubstantiate



THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

9. Nope, no more booze for me!


10. Sorry, but you're not really my type.


11. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.


12. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?


13. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.


14. I'm not interested in fighting you.


15. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!


16. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.


17. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
 

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WoodysGirl;2214860 said:
I can... Taco Cabana here puts Taco Bell to shame..

Well... yeah... but it's the same thing in principle...
 

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WoodysGirl;2214860 said:
I can... Taco Cabana here puts Taco Bell to shame..

Chief;2215042 said:
You got that right.

trickblue;2215096 said:
Well... yeah... but it's the same thing in principle...

Montezuma's revenge is all the same no matter how you brand it.

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