GimmeTheBall!
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Yes, gather round yo great mens, visionaries, analysts, workaday louts and followers of the Friday, saturday and sunday battles that stir our emotions.
I half to say some things for the record and I know all you good mens and womans will say, "Yes, Gimme speak the truth. What are they serfing for lunch?"
I will get to it:
1. I half had a love-hate relationship with jerra. His coaching hires half been disasters. His love for the filled cup hath attracted some raised eyebrows and raised skirts. His meddlesome draft day moves half produced manys bad drafts picks.
Yet, as I look at this season's offensive team, I am filled with pride. Yes, pride with jerra's evalution, work and good since to pick what manys are saying is the start of a GREAT O line.
And he half kept a core group of Romo/Dez/Witten/Murray (for now) in tact.
2. I am miffed and peeved and atwitter at the way manys here think Murray is a luxury we can afford to loose. Well I am here to say (echo chamber effect): Murray is our blue-chip RB. Why be penny smart and pound bullish and flirt with disaster by even thinking we can do better or the same without him. The draft? HA-HA. Let me rephrase that: HA-HA-HA!
Yes, ignore our defensive needs and burn a draft pick on a (echo chamber) UNPROVEN kid. Free agency? Yeah, let's import a old and expensive running back like AP or AD or whatever we calls him.
If it aint broke don't call the Maytag repair man to fix it.
3. The defense as we all no was not the disaster I had thought. And why was this?
(echo chamber) Coach Marinade!!! He is our blue-chipper. He is our 12th man on defense. I am so glad we is keeping this proud son of the Hills of Rosemeade, Californ-I-A!! he can eat free anytime in Farmers Branch.
4. As my annual contribution to Dallas Cowboyism, I make my annual plea for a QB of the future. Look, Romo is in his middle 30s. And besides, we need a capable back-up for Romo. A QB he can groom in his image.
5. This defense need immediate upgrades in the secondary, DE positions and the middle off the line. Yes, I ax for the moon. I ax for a proven safety, a mans more capable than Claiborne and or Carr and two DEs who can hurry the opposing QBs into bad thows and on ocassions, sack him good. I know, you will ax: "But gimme, visionary and expert in shopping with coupons, how can we AFFORD a safety, a corner and two DEs and a middle of the line run stuffer.
Simple: VOLUME, VOLUME, VOLUME!
Use the draft. Use FA. Use our existing stock to shore up the D. By existing stock I means the very young.
OK, I will step aside and let you, the great unwashed and unreclaimed, to render harsh criticisms of meine thoughts. Be it known that they come from the bottom of meine heart and from the top of my big brain so you know the above statements are gold. In your heart you know I'm right. Or pretty close to the truth.
As to next season, the rest of the NFL should shudder when they think of our offense, yes.
But it should also shudder when coach Marinade field a defense that is healthy and upgraded. As good as our offense be, the defense is the key to our success. A defense that stop their offense and also produce turnover and can score. That is the world I want to live in (also a world with jetpacks and free junior college) and a world you, too, should want. Like a weary James Brown, i must rest now.
I half to say some things for the record and I know all you good mens and womans will say, "Yes, Gimme speak the truth. What are they serfing for lunch?"
I will get to it:
1. I half had a love-hate relationship with jerra. His coaching hires half been disasters. His love for the filled cup hath attracted some raised eyebrows and raised skirts. His meddlesome draft day moves half produced manys bad drafts picks.
Yet, as I look at this season's offensive team, I am filled with pride. Yes, pride with jerra's evalution, work and good since to pick what manys are saying is the start of a GREAT O line.
And he half kept a core group of Romo/Dez/Witten/Murray (for now) in tact.
2. I am miffed and peeved and atwitter at the way manys here think Murray is a luxury we can afford to loose. Well I am here to say (echo chamber effect): Murray is our blue-chip RB. Why be penny smart and pound bullish and flirt with disaster by even thinking we can do better or the same without him. The draft? HA-HA. Let me rephrase that: HA-HA-HA!
Yes, ignore our defensive needs and burn a draft pick on a (echo chamber) UNPROVEN kid. Free agency? Yeah, let's import a old and expensive running back like AP or AD or whatever we calls him.
If it aint broke don't call the Maytag repair man to fix it.
3. The defense as we all no was not the disaster I had thought. And why was this?
(echo chamber) Coach Marinade!!! He is our blue-chipper. He is our 12th man on defense. I am so glad we is keeping this proud son of the Hills of Rosemeade, Californ-I-A!! he can eat free anytime in Farmers Branch.
4. As my annual contribution to Dallas Cowboyism, I make my annual plea for a QB of the future. Look, Romo is in his middle 30s. And besides, we need a capable back-up for Romo. A QB he can groom in his image.
5. This defense need immediate upgrades in the secondary, DE positions and the middle off the line. Yes, I ax for the moon. I ax for a proven safety, a mans more capable than Claiborne and or Carr and two DEs who can hurry the opposing QBs into bad thows and on ocassions, sack him good. I know, you will ax: "But gimme, visionary and expert in shopping with coupons, how can we AFFORD a safety, a corner and two DEs and a middle of the line run stuffer.
Simple: VOLUME, VOLUME, VOLUME!
Use the draft. Use FA. Use our existing stock to shore up the D. By existing stock I means the very young.
OK, I will step aside and let you, the great unwashed and unreclaimed, to render harsh criticisms of meine thoughts. Be it known that they come from the bottom of meine heart and from the top of my big brain so you know the above statements are gold. In your heart you know I'm right. Or pretty close to the truth.
As to next season, the rest of the NFL should shudder when they think of our offense, yes.
But it should also shudder when coach Marinade field a defense that is healthy and upgraded. As good as our offense be, the defense is the key to our success. A defense that stop their offense and also produce turnover and can score. That is the world I want to live in (also a world with jetpacks and free junior college) and a world you, too, should want. Like a weary James Brown, i must rest now.
