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Beast_from_East

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Yes, gather round yo great mens, visionaries, analysts, workaday louts and followers of the Friday, saturday and sunday battles that stir our emotions.

I half to say some things for the record and I know all you good mens and womans will say, "Yes, Gimme speak the truth. What are they serfing for lunch?"

I will get to it:

1. I half had a love-hate relationship with jerra. His coaching hires half been disasters. His love for the filled cup hath attracted some raised eyebrows and raised skirts. His meddlesome draft day moves half produced manys bad drafts picks.
Yet, as I look at this season's offensive team, I am filled with pride. Yes, pride with jerra's evalution, work and good since to pick what manys are saying is the start of a GREAT O line.
And he half kept a core group of Romo/Dez/Witten/Murray (for now) in tact.

2. I am miffed and peeved and atwitter at the way manys here think Murray is a luxury we can afford to loose. Well I am here to say (echo chamber effect): Murray is our blue-chip RB. Why be penny smart and pound bullish and flirt with disaster by even thinking we can do better or the same without him. The draft? HA-HA. Let me rephrase that: HA-HA-HA!
Yes, ignore our defensive needs and burn a draft pick on a (echo chamber) UNPROVEN kid. Free agency? Yeah, let's import a old and expensive running back like AP or AD or whatever we calls him.
If it aint broke don't call the Maytag repair man to fix it.

3. The defense as we all no was not the disaster I had thought. And why was this?
(echo chamber) Coach Marinade!!! He is our blue-chipper. He is our 12th man on defense. I am so glad we is keeping this proud son of the Hills of Rosemeade, Californ-I-A!! he can eat free anytime in Farmers Branch.

4. As my annual contribution to Dallas Cowboyism, I make my annual plea for a QB of the future. Look, Romo is in his middle 30s. And besides, we need a capable back-up for Romo. A QB he can groom in his image.

5. This defense need immediate upgrades in the secondary, DE positions and the middle off the line. Yes, I ax for the moon. I ax for a proven safety, a mans more capable than Claiborne and or Carr and two DEs who can hurry the opposing QBs into bad thows and on ocassions, sack him good. I know, you will ax: "But gimme, visionary and expert in shopping with coupons, how can we AFFORD a safety, a corner and two DEs and a middle of the line run stuffer.
Simple: VOLUME, VOLUME, VOLUME!
Use the draft. Use FA. Use our existing stock to shore up the D. By existing stock I means the very young.

OK, I will step aside and let you, the great unwashed and unreclaimed, to render harsh criticisms of meine thoughts. Be it known that they come from the bottom of meine heart and from the top of my big brain so you know the above statements are gold. In your heart you know I'm right. Or pretty close to the truth.

As to next season, the rest of the NFL should shudder when they think of our offense, yes.
But it should also shudder when coach Marinade field a defense that is healthy and upgraded. As good as our offense be, the defense is the key to our success. A defense that stop their offense and also produce turnover and can score. That is the world I want to live in (also a world with jetpacks and free junior college) and a world you, too, should want. Like a weary James Brown, i must rest now.
th

You make some good points bro.....................................any chance we can get a new years resolution to drop the schtick?
 

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You make some good points bro.....................................any chance we can get a new years resolution to drop the schtick?

Why? Don't you know that a slight inclination of the cranium is as adequate as a spasmodic movement of one optic towards an equine quadruped utterly devoid of any visionary concept?
 

GimmeTheBall!

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You make some good points bro.....................................any chance we can get a new years resolution to drop the schtick?

why drop the stick? any thang that make you uneasy, give you the vapers or make yo brown eye blue is not good. yes, off course i will drop the stick anything to apease you. hey are you elderly? I ax because the first sign of being elderly or a geezer is being irritated by the little things. but anything to make you feel more comfertable here because we all value you accumens and knowledge about dallas cowboys football. ihalf aways say that when The beast from the east speak we should listen as i obviously half.
your acolyte and fan and stuff
Gimme.o_O
 

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Why? Don't you know that a slight inclination of the cranium is as adequate as a spasmodic movement of one optic towards an equine quadruped utterly devoid of any visionary concept?

what 5star said. I rely on his mathematical equilibriums and on his daily updates for maximum health.
 

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just when i thot you half hurt meine feelings i see that you kid. :)
all you here even if you hate me for my brilliantine, let us gather and drink from the furry cup of friendship. next season promises to be better and you can bet that i will be here to illuminte ever thing for you.
Onward, mens!

I agree with pretty much everything you said Gimmi (personally, i enjoy the "redərik")... Murray is pricing himself off the roster but that being said, he just may be overpricing other potential buyers. We'll see.

Its amazing what one season can do for a fanbase' outlook. Its been a LONG time since any of us could actually say that teams will be weary of our team next season and that its only going to get better. Its a wonderful feeling, really!
 

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Why? Don't you know that a slight inclination of the cranium is as adequate as a spasmodic movement of one optic towards an equine quadruped utterly devoid of any visionary concept?

You drank from the furry cup didn't you?:omg:
 

GimmeTheBall!

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I agree with pretty much everything you said Gimmi (personally, i enjoy the "redərik")... Murray is pricing himself off the roster but that being said, he just may be overpricing other potential buyers. We'll see.

Its amazing what one season can do for a fanbase' outlook. Its been a LONG time since any of us could actually say that teams will be weary of our team next season and that its only going to get better. Its a wonderful feeling, really!

i see the change to. No more Winters of Disconnect!
 

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All we need is a Charles Haley Jr... a Leon Let Jr...and a Darren Woodson Jr. Is that too much to ask for???
 

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Yes, gather round yo great mens, visionaries, analysts, workaday louts and followers of the Friday, saturday and sunday battles that stir our emotions.

I half to say some things for the record and I know all you good mens and womans will say, "Yes, Gimme speak the truth. What are they serfing for lunch?"

I will get to it:

1. I half had a love-hate relationship with jerra. His coaching hires half been disasters. His love for the filled cup hath attracted some raised eyebrows and raised skirts. His meddlesome draft day moves half produced manys bad drafts picks.
Yet, as I look at this season's offensive team, I am filled with pride. Yes, pride with jerra's evalution, work and good since to pick what manys are saying is the start of a GREAT O line.
And he half kept a core group of Romo/Dez/Witten/Murray (for now) in tact.

2. I am miffed and peeved and atwitter at the way manys here think Murray is a luxury we can afford to loose. Well I am here to say (echo chamber effect): Murray is our blue-chip RB. Why be penny smart and pound bullish and flirt with disaster by even thinking we can do better or the same without him. The draft? HA-HA. Let me rephrase that: HA-HA-HA!
Yes, ignore our defensive needs and burn a draft pick on a (echo chamber) UNPROVEN kid. Free agency? Yeah, let's import a old and expensive running back like AP or AD or whatever we calls him.
If it aint broke don't call the Maytag repair man to fix it.

3. The defense as we all no was not the disaster I had thought. And why was this?
(echo chamber) Coach Marinade!!! He is our blue-chipper. He is our 12th man on defense. I am so glad we is keeping this proud son of the Hills of Rosemeade, Californ-I-A!! he can eat free anytime in Farmers Branch.

4. As my annual contribution to Dallas Cowboyism, I make my annual plea for a QB of the future. Look, Romo is in his middle 30s. And besides, we need a capable back-up for Romo. A QB he can groom in his image.

5. This defense need immediate upgrades in the secondary, DE positions and the middle off the line. Yes, I ax for the moon. I ax for a proven safety, a mans more capable than Claiborne and or Carr and two DEs who can hurry the opposing QBs into bad thows and on ocassions, sack him good. I know, you will ax: "But gimme, visionary and expert in shopping with coupons, how can we AFFORD a safety, a corner and two DEs and a middle of the line run stuffer.
Simple: VOLUME, VOLUME, VOLUME!
Use the draft. Use FA. Use our existing stock to shore up the D. By existing stock I means the very young.

OK, I will step aside and let you, the great unwashed and unreclaimed, to render harsh criticisms of meine thoughts. Be it known that they come from the bottom of meine heart and from the top of my big brain so you know the above statements are gold. In your heart you know I'm right. Or pretty close to the truth.

As to next season, the rest of the NFL should shudder when they think of our offense, yes.
But it should also shudder when coach Marinade field a defense that is healthy and upgraded. As good as our offense be, the defense is the key to our success. A defense that stop their offense and also produce turnover and can score. That is the world I want to live in (also a world with jetpacks and free junior college) and a world you, too, should want. Like a weary James Brown, i must rest now.
th

1. Agreed normally Jerry sticks his foot in it. but i have to commend him he's got the right guy this time.
2. Agreed keep murray, i just hope its not at a price that will affect the team down the road.
3. Agreed the defense was a surprise and are only a few pieces away.
4. Agreed, Romo needs a backup capable of starting & winning... if he goes down and young enough that he could be our future.
5. Agreed, need 2 DE 1 3-Tech and a ball hawk FS and i think we are good. if you can fill 4 positions via FA and Draft and all have them be Blue chip or close to prospects we are closer to the championship.
 

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For a weak we half been all atwitter, looking out the window of the double-wide, hoping and praying that you would gift us a gem in yo comments. Now you dash ourn hopes and are left to wander the in the valley of the unknown without yo guidance, wisdom and astute visuals on how the cowboys should be run. please contribute and do not be coy. Coy is just Yoc spelled backward and for you to not speak up . . . well, it it just ruin meine weekend. if you doo decide to speak up, you half a platform here. I will set up the pubAddress system, NC Cowboy will bring the sandwhiches and we can half a blowout square dance/rave-up after you speak.
Please decide to speak. otherwise we are wanders, wanders who don't get around, around, around, around.
Yo half-bro Gimme
 
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