This offseason is different

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Redball Express said:
Well..

lets start with your good news..

I'll play along.

Be sure when you go to the Dollar Store..

be sure you actually look at the prices..its not really a Dollar Store where everything is a dollar.

as for the Cowboys

its like the warning on your car sideview mirrors.

OBJECTS ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

Dallas is not as good advertised nor are they as bad as advertised.
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Also, Dollar stores sell stuff cheap for a reason. It's usually not the same quality you find at the normal stores. I have noticed this on quite a few things. Especially detergent.
 
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I see Gimmee has gotten some posters to play along with his fake schtick this time. Good for him. I'll be a good sport as well this time, I guess.

Half you mens eva spent yo hole paychicks onna dolla store shoppn sprees. It's fun!
 

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Dhragon said:
I see Gimmee has gotten some posters to play along with his fake schtick this time. Good for him. I'll be a good sport as well this time, I guess.

Half you mens eva spent yo hole paychicks onna dolla store shoppn sprees. It's fun!
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No, that would be too wild
 
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GimmeTheBall! said:
The good news is that a dollar store is bean built close to me.

The bad news is that this offseason I half have the hope I usually half for the coming and new season.

How, mens and womans, did we get here?

What football gods half we angred? Huh? What fowl deed half we comited to put us in perpetual middle of the pack mode. And now we face being in the last third of the NFL.
Mens and ladies, it's not like a bad season that a well-informed GM can and could correct, slowly or fastly. Such a GM would at least protend possibilities for a better future.
No, we are in the middle and going farther down and we half a GM for life who will continue to screw things up. The question is this: how far will we slide until there is a full-scale uprising? The answer is no one will rise up. We will all sit like they do at Cowboys Stadium sitting on their hands.

Yes, this offseason is different. As we huddle around the oatmeal kettle and barrel fires of the urban wastelands of America, as we fix our '57 Chevys in the front lawn and as we put clumps of mashed potatoes on the cafeteria trays, we all go in a daze of knowing that we are not feared no more. Nay, not even respected no more.
We are now the rich kid ever one want to pummel and then laugh at.
Jerra, you half done this to me and my fellow fans and robust neighbors.

Yes, a different offseason with no expectations for a reversal. No high draft pick. A middle pick that reflect our standing in the NFL. The middle -- and going down steadily. I would pontiac further about the woeful state but the farm prices report are on the radio and she half a nice voice.
Holla
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lol...I feel an uprising.... in my pants. Or is my long johns getting in a wad. It's a cold in Feb when you redlize who the Coach and GM still is for ...Da Pokes!...Jerral Wayne is still boaf of dem ones. Don't belief mah? Go read the Green Sheet.
 
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SilverStarCowboy said:
lol...I feel an uprising.... in my pants. Or is my long johns getting in a wad. It's a cold in Feb when you redlize who the Coach and GM still is for ...Da Pokes!...Jerral Wayne is still boaf of dem ones. Don't belief mah? Go read the Green Sheet.
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I dont understand what you said except it is too bad Jerra is coach and GM. good luck to you!
 
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SilverStarCowboy said:
mauf-warsh...bling na u no Gangsta, hang latar in tha hood with some benjamins, get yo thread on aight, holla at the crib playa, roll up straight dawg.
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I think you are mocking me. Why? I am just trying to say that this offseason is different and there is less hope than before. I wish you would talk football.
 
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GimmeTheBall! said:
The good news is that a dollar store is bean built close to me.

The bad news is that this offseason I half have the hope I usually half for the coming and new season.

How, mens and womans, did we get here?

What football gods half we angred? Huh? What fowl deed half we comited to put us in perpetual middle of the pack mode. And now we face being in the last third of the NFL.
Mens and ladies, it's not like a bad season that a well-informed GM can and could correct, slowly or fastly. Such a GM would at least protend possibilities for a better future.
No, we are in the middle and going farther down and we half a GM for life who will continue to screw things up. The question is this: how far will we slide until there is a full-scale uprising? The answer is no one will rise up. We will all sit like they do at Cowboys Stadium sitting on their hands.

Yes, this offseason is different. As we huddle around the oatmeal kettle and barrel fires of the urban wastelands of America, as we fix our '57 Chevys in the front lawn and as we put clumps of mashed potatoes on the cafeteria trays, we all go in a daze of knowing that we are not feared no more. Nay, not even respected no more.
We are now the rich kid ever one want to pummel and then laugh at.
Jerra, you half done this to me and my fellow fans and robust neighbors.

Yes, a different offseason with no expectations for a reversal. No high draft pick. A middle pick that reflect our standing in the NFL. The middle -- and going down steadily. I would pontiac further about the woeful state but the farm prices report are on the radio and she half a nice voice.
Holla
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Where have you been? You are JUST NOW realizing that this ship is sinking with no help in sight?
 
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