This offseason is different

cowboyschmps3

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The good news is that a dollar store is bean built close to me.

The bad news is that this offseason I half have the hope I usually half for the coming and new season.

How, mens and womans, did we get here?

What football gods half we angred? Huh? What fowl deed half we comited to put us in perpetual middle of the pack mode. And now we face being in the last third of the NFL.
Mens and ladies, it's not like a bad season that a well-informed GM can and could correct, slowly or fastly. Such a GM would at least protend possibilities for a better future.
No, we are in the middle and going farther down and we half a GM for life who will continue to screw things up. The question is this: how far will we slide until there is a full-scale uprising? The answer is no one will rise up. We will all sit like they do at Cowboys Stadium sitting on their hands.

Yes, this offseason is different. As we huddle around the oatmeal kettle and barrel fires of the urban wastelands of America, as we fix our '57 Chevys in the front lawn and as we put clumps of mashed potatoes on the cafeteria trays, we all go in a daze of knowing that we are not feared no more. Nay, not even respected no more.
We are now the rich kid ever one want to pummel and then laugh at.
Jerra, you half done this to me and my fellow fans and robust neighbors.

Yes, a different offseason with no expectations for a reversal. No high draft pick. A middle pick that reflect our standing in the NFL. The middle -- and going down steadily. I would pontiac further about the woeful state but the farm prices report are on the radio and she half a nice voice.
Holla

Yeah the difference is times are different.
 

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I'm really enjoying the rather subtle trolling going on in this thread, though more people are picking up on it now.
 

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Also, Dollar stores sell stuff cheap for a reason. It's usually not the same quality you find at the normal stores. I have noticed this on quite a few things. Especially detergent.

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Also, Dollar stores sell stuff cheap for a reason. It's usually not the same quality you find at the normal stores. I have noticed this on quite a few things. Especially detergent.

Especially detergent.

Yep.
 

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The good news is that a dollar store is bean built close to me.

The bad news is that this offseason I half have the hope I usually half for the coming and new season.

How, mens and womans, did we get here?

What football gods half we angred? Huh? What fowl deed half we comited to put us in perpetual middle of the pack mode. And now we face being in the last third of the NFL.
Mens and ladies, it's not like a bad season that a well-informed GM can and could correct, slowly or fastly. Such a GM would at least protend possibilities for a better future.
No, we are in the middle and going farther down and we half a GM for life who will continue to screw things up. The question is this: how far will we slide until there is a full-scale uprising? The answer is no one will rise up. We will all sit like they do at Cowboys Stadium sitting on their hands.

Yes, this offseason is different. As we huddle around the oatmeal kettle and barrel fires of the urban wastelands of America, as we fix our '57 Chevys in the front lawn and as we put clumps of mashed potatoes on the cafeteria trays, we all go in a daze of knowing that we are not feared no more. Nay, not even respected no more.
We are now the rich kid ever one want to pummel and then laugh at.
Jerra, you half done this to me and my fellow fans and robust neighbors.

Yes, a different offseason with no expectations for a reversal. No high draft pick. A middle pick that reflect our standing in the NFL. The middle -- and going down steadily. I would pontiac further about the woeful state but the farm prices report are on the radio and she half a nice voice.
Holla

Pittman is funnier IMO
 

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I'm really enjoying the rather subtle trolling going on in this thread, though more people are picking up on it now.


We depends on peeps like you to be vigilant and report back to us.

If you half school monitor esperience (hallway, lunchroom) you are especially valuable to our forum. Keep up the goods job.
 

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GimmaDaBall, I totally agree with ya: Were haf a brokeback Tony; an injured paw Ware; a stiff-neck Lee; a numbskull Carter; a china doll Miss Claiborne; and, two lost boys at safety.

Udder dan da o-line, it's herd two see da positives.
 

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It easy to control who wins or loses with down field Pass Interference calls that should be able to come under review.


For the Fan there is no real logical reason why Pass Interference cannot be defined and enforced in a fair manner.
 

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We depends on peeps like you to be vigilant and report back to us.

If you half school monitor esperience (hallway, lunchroom) you are especially valuable to our forum. Keep up the goods job.

I doing a gud job, rite boss?

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I doing a gud job, rite boss?

Meet me at the Cosmic Bowling (motorcyclists' nite; bar near the rental shoes) and I will gift you a summary of your job porformance. You will be pleased and disheartened but you will half a participation ribbon non the less.
 

GimmeTheBall!

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It's always been there. It's certainly getting worse, but that's what continued mediocrity will do.


Yeah, one day your team is mediocrity and you go off to the county fair and come back and soon you see your team half become less than meiocrity and then it starts it's death march to 7-9, then 6-10 and then where will we be, huh?
I will tell you, we will be a bad team like the Texans, the Allouettes and finally as bad as any high school team from Vermont or New Hempshire..
Then one day we all curl up in a fecal position and then just cry.

Oh, that is a road I don't want to go to.
 

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This offseason has taken a turn for the worse already if it is to be believed that Willie McClay is thinking about allowing a message board personality to do scouting for him.
 

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Man, after reading your post I think I may have had too much to drink today, weird because I could've sworn it was a non-alcoholic beverage.
 

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I agree there isn't much optimism, but when you have the #32 defense and it is probably going to get worse before it gets better (Hatcher likely leaving, Ware declining and too expensive, safeties running around in circles, annual injuries, linebacker disappointments, couch players on the DL, still absorbing the change to 4-3, salary cap problems, etc.), there just isn't much for even the most delusional optimist to hang his or her hat on right now. Morale will probably pick up if we have a decent draft and sign a free agent or two.
 
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