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Thouwt time ye have arrived..As thy first leaf of Autumn touch hither ye shall bare witness to thy sacred soul Joseph Gibbiths and thy red champions to reign fire upon thy wicked and ye shall thow ought to have done like kilt myself as ye Pies shall be cast out of the NFC East and burn in thy eternal flames of hell!












































Good luck this season guys! :wink2:
 

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Daniel Synder said:
Thouwt time ye have arrived..As thy first leaf of Autumn touch hither ye shall bare witness to thy sacred soul Joseph Gibbiths and thy red champions to reign fire upon thy wicked and ye shall thow ought to have done like kilt myself as ye Pies shall be cast out of the NFC East and burn in thy eternal flames of hell!


That's hilarious!!!

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Good luck this season guys! :wink2:[/QUOTE]
 

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Thouwt time ye have arrived..As thy first leaf of Autumn touch hither ye shall bare witness to thy sacred soul Joseph Gibbiths and thy red champions to reign fire upon thy wicked and ye shall thow ought to have done like kilt myself as ye Pies shall be cast out of the NFC East and burn in thy eternal flames of hell!




So Joe Gibbs is going to hell?
 

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Daniel Synder said:
Thouwt time ye have arrived..As thy first leaf of Autumn touch hither ye shall bare witness to thy sacred soul Joseph Gibbiths and thy red champions to reign fire upon thy wicked and ye shall thow ought to have done like kilt myself as ye Pies shall be cast out of the NFC East and burn in thy eternal flames of hell!














































Good luck this season guys! :wink2:


Please off yourself immediatly
 

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Daniel Synder said:
Thouwt time ye have arrived..As thy first leaf of Autumn touch hither ye shall bare witness to thy sacred soul Joseph Gibbiths and thy red champions to reign fire upon thy wicked and ye shall thow ought to have done like kilt myself as ye Pies shall be cast out of the NFC East and burn in thy eternal flames of hell!












































Good luck this season guys! :wink2:


Outstanding!
 

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12 Doth thou knowest the tricks of the enemy? How shalt thou escape the fiery darts of Terry Glenneth and Johnsonite? Whoa unto thou that trespass against the almighty Cowboys, for doom and sudden destruction shall surly fall.

13 Beware the wrath of an angry defense, lest ye shall not escape the gates of hell.
 
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Thou Pie shall burnith in thy flamith

for a second there I thought this thread was going to be about Courtney Love... :rolleyes:
 

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This thread would have been far more appropriate last season, when Methuselah was playing QB.

Of course, some might say that Bledsoe does a mean rendition of Lot's wife - post flight of Sodom and Gomorrah of course.
 

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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee...

Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil Commander fan. And I'm the righteous Cowboy fan. And Parcells here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous *** in the valley of darkness...

Or it could be you're the ridiculous fan and I'm the shepherd and it's the Daniel Snyder that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak-assed Commander fan. And I'm the tyranny of Dallas Cowboy's football breakin' it off in your *** once again. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be not to gloat
 

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Uh, I ain't so good at this here Shakespeare kinda stuff...so, lemme just say this here...

edskins-Ray uck-Say.

:D

Funny stuff... Thanks for starting the thread Daniel Synder
 

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Juke99 said:
Uh, I ain't so good at this here Shakespeare kinda stuff...so, lemme just say this here...

edskins-Ray uck-Say.

:D

Funny stuff... Thanks for starting the thread Daniel Synder


Ah-- spoken like a true, ah, pig. :)
 

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Daniel Synder said:
Thouwt time ye have arrived..As thy first leaf of Autumn touch hither ye shall bare witness to thy sacred soul Joseph Gibbiths and thy red champions to reign fire upon thy wicked and ye shall thow ought to have done like kilt myself as ye Pies shall be cast out of the NFC East and burn in thy eternal flames of hell!

Good luck this season guys! :wink2:

What the helleth was thateth...............?eth
 

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MichaelWinicki said:
Ah-- spoken like a true, ah, pig. :)


You expected something different? :D

Morning MW...has the ice and snow melted away enough up there for you to get to your car?
 
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