Throw it in REVERSE!!

[SouthernStar]

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old folks home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

Then you drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for high school.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby. Then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday.

Finally, you finish off as an orgasm!

 

[Gibby!]

rofl!

 

[NYCowboy22]

Someone is a member at wackbag. :

 

[Qwickdraw]

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old folks home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

Then you drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for high school.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby. Then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday.

Finally, you finish off as an orgasm!

You're not alone.

I had this very same discussion with my friend once. (Of course, we were stoned out of our minds) But nonetheless, we discussed the very same thing. How life is kinda backwards... the more you survive through, the tougher it gets. It should be the other way around.

 

[WV Cowboy]

You're not alone.

I had this very same discussion with my friend once. (Of course, we were stoned out of our minds) But nonetheless, we discussed the very same thing. How life is kinda backwards... the more you survive through, the tougher it gets. It should be the other way around.

One time when we were stoned, we were discussing, ... thank God he didn't make the digestive process backwards.

To eat we would shove food up our rears, and then going to the bathroom would entail throwing up.

It would make going out to eat with friends all together different, or how about going to a 150 seat sit-down dinner.

Wedding receptions ???

Going to MacDonalds ???

We almost died laughing.

 

[Qwickdraw]

One time when we were stoned, we were discussing, ... thank God he didn't make the digestive process backwards.

To eat we would shove food up our rears, and then going to the bathroom would entail throwing up.

It would make going out to eat with friends all together different, or how about going to a 150 seat sit-down dinner.

Wedding receptions ???

Going to MacDonalds ???

We almost died laughing.

Stoned discussions would make a great anti-drug campaign. :laugh1:

 

[Hostile]

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old folks home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

Then you drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for high school.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby. Then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday.

Finally, you finish off as an orgasm!

This is just genius.

 

[bobtheflob]

I remember when I visited my grandfather at a retirement community I realized that it was pretty much a dorm for old people (my grandfather found that really funny). The only problem is they were too old to really take advantage of it. So going to college after working sounds like an awesome idea.

 

[WV Cowboy]

This is just genius.

Except you finish off as someone else's orgasm.