Time to UNLEASH....

[SaltwaterServr]

The one and only, all powerful JOBU!

He was "born" the week leading up to the Kansas City game.

He's by no means complete as the helmet hides his manhood from the fact that he doesn't yet have pants. He also needs his eyebrows put on, and a few other small things finished. He has a Cowboys star painted over his heart so he always remembers where his loyalties are. His altar isn't finished yet either and you can kind of see the faux crocodile leather that makes up the back and bottom of it. His eyes look weird because of the camera angle.

San Diego ain't gonna know what hit 'em.

 

[Beast_from_East]

The one and only, all powerful JOBU!

He was "born" the week leading up to the Kansas City game.

He's by no means complete as the helmet hides his manhood from the fact that he doesn't yet have pants. He also needs his eyebrows put on, and a few other small things finished. He has a Cowboys star painted over his heart so he always remembers where his loyalties are. His altar isn't finished yet either and you can kind of see the faux crocodile leather that makes up the back and bottom of it. His eyes look weird because of the camera angle.

San Diego ain't gonna know what hit 'em.

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

That thing looks like a giant Chiapet!!!!!

 

[CliffnDallas]

Words fail me...:laugh1:

 

[SaltwaterServr]

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

That thing looks like a giant Chiapet!!!!!

You couldn't guess that 'fro took the better part of 12 hours. Three strands of sisal are glued on together at a time, and the three of them together are about 1/3 the width of a pencil. Then they have to be unraveled individually and tease out the knots with a dental tool.

 

[Beast_from_East]

You couldn't guess that 'fro took the better part of 12 hours. Three strands of sisal are glued on together at a time, and the three of them together are about 1/3 the width of a pencil. Then they have to be unraveled individually and tease out the knots with a dental tool.

Dam dude, that sounds like a hell of a lot of work.


Keep posting pics as you work on the little guy, he is going to turn out great.

 

[pancakeman]

This is a seriously awesome thread.
:laugh1:

 

[brickman]

You must be very proud. I went to my first Cowboy game this year with my 25 year old son. It was an awesome experience to share with him. I'm sure you are looking forward to the day when you can do that also. Congratulations on your new arrival!

 

[brett2223]

The one and only, all powerful JOBU!

He was "born" the week leading up to the Kansas City game.

He's by no means complete as the helmet hides his manhood from the fact that he doesn't yet have pants. He also needs his eyebrows put on, and a few other small things finished. He has a Cowboys star painted over his heart so he always remembers where his loyalties are. His altar isn't finished yet either and you can kind of see the faux crocodile leather that makes up the back and bottom of it. His eyes look weird because of the camera angle.

San Diego ain't gonna know what hit 'em.

THAT'S AWESOME LOVE IT!

 

[jgboys1]

Can he play Left Tackle?

 

[davidb257]

Kinda looks like a cross between Miles Austin and MB3

 

[newlander]

looks like Wanda Sykes on Acid

 

[CF74]

All hail JOBU!!

 

[Vintage]

Championship!

 

[peplaw06]

Can he play Left Tackle?

Can he hit the curveball?

 

[Yeagermeister]

looks like Wanda Sykes on Acid

So just like her :laugh2:

 

[Primetime42]

Hey barkeep, Jobu needs a refill!

 

[MapleLeaf]

...this is a bit disturbing!

Anything to help the Cowboys I say.