GimmeTheBall!
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The thing about you Yanks, and particularly you blokes in the Southern colonies, is that you are known for your barbecue, ribs and other provincial specialties. Me? I am turning my back on Mother England's buffet of pot roast, blackbird pie and blood sausages for US delicacies. It will be game day! Holy Sunday!
I am going southern/southwest for Sunday's game. Got to get those calories to get me through the mangling of the GiANTS defence, blokes. Harold Hicks, accountant for the city (this is a city?) Of Farmers Branch says to keep it simple, savory, spicy and American/Tehano.
Behold my training table for Sunday:
Brisket sandwiches
Quesadillas
Chips and Clint's salsa (Oh, I am bad to the bone!)
Ice cold watermelon, cubed or course (one must maintain a refined front)
Ice tea
Guinness (yes lads, very cold. Colder than the looks I get at Neiman Marcus.)
That is it, blokes. Simple but good, yes?
Offer a better menu than this and you are obviously ordering catered. And well nourished.
What meager spreads will you workaday louts have?
I am going southern/southwest for Sunday's game. Got to get those calories to get me through the mangling of the GiANTS defence, blokes. Harold Hicks, accountant for the city (this is a city?) Of Farmers Branch says to keep it simple, savory, spicy and American/Tehano.
Behold my training table for Sunday:
Brisket sandwiches
Quesadillas
Chips and Clint's salsa (Oh, I am bad to the bone!)
Ice cold watermelon, cubed or course (one must maintain a refined front)
Ice tea
Guinness (yes lads, very cold. Colder than the looks I get at Neiman Marcus.)
That is it, blokes. Simple but good, yes?
Offer a better menu than this and you are obviously ordering catered. And well nourished.
What meager spreads will you workaday louts have?