Try to predict the next circus act

[RoadRunner]

Maybe we can turn this into a beer drinking game. Try to predict the next circus act concerning the Cowboys this off season.

Here is mine:

Jessica Simpson is pregnant.... with Ben Roethlisberger's kid!

 

[lane]

Maybe we can turn this into a beer drinking game. Try to predict the next circus act concerning the Cowboys this off season.

Here is mine:

Jessica Simpson is pregnant.... with Ben Roethlisberger's kid!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It's been discovered that Jerry Jones hasn't been taking his pills for the past 13 years - AP

 

[Hostile]

TO gets waived.

There is weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth. Clothes are rent. Sackcloth and ashes. We will rue the day is prophesied. Jerry is tearing this team apart is the mantra. Maalox sales rise.

Media members sprain shoulders patting themselves on the back.

Meanwhile the haters dance naked in the streets celebrating.

 

[Apollo Creed]

Owens ripping our organization after we let him go in two weeks, all over ESPN, and not stopping until the draft.

 

[lane]

TO gets waived.

There is weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth. Clothes are rent. Sackcloth and ashes. We will rue the day is prophesied. Jerry is tearing this team apart is the mantra. Maalox sales rise.

Media members sprain shoulders patting themselves on the back.

Meanwhile the haters dance naked in the streets celebrating.

i've danced naked in the streets for less than that.

not during the winter though.

 

[theebs]

TO gets waived.

There is weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth. Clothes are rent. Sackcloth and ashes. We will rue the day is prophesied. Jerry is tearing this team apart is the mantra. Maalox sales rise.

Media members sprain shoulders patting themselves on the back.

Meanwhile the haters dance naked in the streets celebrating.

My street is so ready for that celebration.

Unfortunately my neighbors are so not ready for that celebration.

 

[TRUTH87]

TO gets waived.

There is weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth. Clothes are rent. Sackcloth and ashes. We will rue the day is prophesied. Jerry is tearing this team apart is the mantra. Maalox sales rise.

Media members sprain shoulders patting themselves on the back.

Meanwhile the haters dance naked in the streets celebrating.

yeah Im with you. i think TO gets released.

 

[Matt]

We hire Tom Cable. Oh, wait....

 

[Yeagermeister]

i've danced naked in the streets for less than that.

not during the winter though.

wuss :laugh2:

 

[links18]

Pac Man is brought back, followed shortly by Terry Glenn after we cut TO.....

 

[utrunner07]

Keith "Bullet" Davis gets shot...its been a year, he is due.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

yeah Im with you. i think TO gets released.

After today, I'm not counting on it anymore. Jerry said the locker room wasn't as bad as everyone said and that all the chemistry accusations only come up when you lose.

I mean, look at the way this Reeves thing turned out. The deal is 99% done, and then Jerry nixes it at the last instant. I can see him doing the exact same thing with TO.

 

[Dave_in-NC]

Keith "Bullet" Davis gets shot...its been a year, he is due.

 

[Chief]

Keith "Bullet" Davis gets shot...its been a year, he is due.

:laugh2:

 

[wileedog]

Keith "Bullet" Davis gets shot...its been a year, he is due.

Keith Davis jokes.... always funny.

Well, as long as he stays alive anyway.

 

[zrinkill]

Mike Irvin will get arrested for pot during his new reality show

 

[windward]

Jerry Jones decides to wrestle Vince McMahon at Wrestlemania with TO as special guest referee.

 

[EPL0c0]

Anything is possible...
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[lane]

Jerry Jones decides to wrestle Vince McMahon at Wrestlemania with TO as special guest referee.