Unconditional Hate (with a tasty hint of sarcasm)

[Aikbach]

I hate Jerry Jones (sarcasm). Why you ask? Because he's Jerry Jones, why doesn't he just coach this team himself (sarcasm)?

With all the sucky coaches this team has brought to the forefront the last decade (sarcasm, wrapped in hyperbole, sandwiched in ad hominem and served with a side of red ferring) we should just stop supporting this team cuz they're only going to continue to suck! (red herring)

If _________ is hired as the next head coach I'm going to become a Commander fan (blasphemy)!

I might as well if they hire that Turner character! What has he ever done for Dallas!? (Besides those Super Bowl offenses and the whole "Aikman" thing)

And Phillips, when you're the son of a man named Bum you might as well not even interview! (what a lard butt, he and those top five defenses can kiss it).

That Jason Garrett bozo, don't get me started on red heads I've worked with those dips (check out the below photo) and they're all the same (Ivy League grads that take on jobs they had no previous experience toward and flourish at because of their talents and intelligence).

In conclusion I hate everything and everybody and don't get me started as to why because my hate is unconditional....stupid TO, Roy and Romo. (Butterfinger commercial for all).

-Signed Unconditional Hate (sarcasm)

 

[parchy]

I don't hate anybody I haven't met, for the most part, but if Norv Turner ends up wearing the big boy pants in VR for the forseeable future, I'm immediately on suicide watch.

Like, immediately.

 

[Aikbach]

Bump.

 

[JohnnyHopkins]

I hate it when I get Popcorn kernals stuck in my teeth.

 

[Aikbach]

I hate it when I get Popcorn kernals stuck in my teeth.

Me too, which logically leads one to hate all Cowboy coaching candiates unconditionally (sarcasm).

 

[philo beddoe]

I hate it when I get Popcorn kernals stuck in my teeth.

Norv has a rather poor complexion, don't you think?

 

[JohnnyHopkins]

Norv has a rather poor complexion, don't you think?

So the gods of acne weren't kind, what are you gonna do?

 

[justbob]

Bump.

A voice that needs to be heard----If only everyone reads in the spirit it was
written----------Bump

 

[Ashwynn]

Me too, which logically leads one to hate all Cowboy coaching candiates unconditionally (sarcasm).

LOL - I can see the coorelation. /sarcasm.

 

[Aikbach]

Bump, until the goofy bashing stops.

 

[Aikbach]

You all keep forcing a bump for this.

 

[Alexander]

I will bump this thread so all can look upon it like a sideshow freak.

If there were a hall of fame for truly bad posts, this one would head the list.

It wasn't funny, insightful or even amusing.

 

[JohnnyHopkins]

This thread is absolutely wretched and is pretty much an annoyance that keeps people from getting to the good stuff.

Therefore I give it the Bump.

 

[Alexander]

This thread is absolutely wretched and is pretty much an annoyance that keeps people from getting to the good stuff.

Therefore I give it the Bump.

I absolutely agree, Randy.

Paula?

 

[Cochese]

I absolutely agree, Randy.

Paula?

Paula is out refilling her vicodin prescription, may I take a message?

 

[Aikbach]

Awesome so it will remain the bump of choice. (sarcasm)