Update: Dez cut his finger making soup - Post #27

[phildadon86]

Yeah guy who had 1,300 yards and 16 TD's in 2014 has 'minimal impact'.

Anybody else notice the same posters who were screaming about wasting that #4 pick on EE after one game made a huge issue of Dez having just 1 catch vs the Giants in the opener?

Sometimes the stupid gets really obvious.

Dont forget the bench byron jones people.

 

[AzorAhai]

You all can back away from the ledge now...or at least get your foot out of your mouth

That just shows how injury prone he is. If he worked out more a stupid knife wouldn't be able to pierce his skin. And he obviously doesn't care about the team or he would have never taken such a silly risk like cooking to begin with.

 

[jrumann59]

That just shows how injury prone he is. If he worked out more a stupid knife wouldn't be able to pierce his skin. And he obviously doesn't care about the team or he would have never taken such a silly risk like cooking to begin with.

He needs some of that Luke Cage magic

 

[Idgit]

Some of y'all react to the stupidest stuff.

 

[LittleD]

The New NFL... Get a hang nail and go on IR...Cut a finger and become day to day for 6 weeks.
Yep...Woosies galore and all around.

 

[OriginalNameGuy]

Not a big deal, but will become national news story because it's Dez.

 

[TheCoolFan]

I guess Dez just loves soup

 

[CowboyRoy]

Anyone hear anything about this?

The moron strikes again!!!

 

[CowboyStar88]

That just shows how injury prone he is. If he worked out more a stupid knife wouldn't be able to pierce his skin. And he obviously doesn't care about the team or he would have never taken such a silly risk like cooking to begin with.

He needs to just give up eating... Its a distraction obviously

 

[CowboyStar88]

The moron strikes again!!!

So you looked in the mirror this morning?

 

[phildadon86]

The moron strikes again!!!

Oh give it a rest man. You never cut yourself cooking?

 

[mrmojo]

Wonder if it was Chunky Soup......McNabb trying to sabotage our team!

 

[Plumfool]

So many trolls.

 

[aikemirv]

Yeah guy who had 1,300 yards and 16 TD's in 2014 has 'minimal impact'.

Anybody else notice the same posters who were screaming about wasting that #4 pick on EE after one game made a huge issue of Dez having just 1 catch vs the Giants in the opener?

Sometimes the stupid gets really obvious.

Yeah but that was 2 years ago, he's older and frail now

 

[jobberone]

Call out the National Guard, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, and go to Defcon 2.

Unless he cut a major tendon THAT affects his ability to catch the ball then mox nix.

 

[rynochop]

Wonder if it was Chunky Soup......McNabb trying to sabotage our team!

He needs to stick to Ramen, can't cut yourself on those bags

 

[ksadler1]

Getting harder and harder to read your posts without laughing.

Feel free not to

 

[jazzcat22]

WG could you please update thread title to "Update: cut finger making soup"?
Thanks

No, the meltdown posts are funny, this makes them funnier....need something to pass the bye week away.....

 

[jazzcat22]

I am waiting for the posts about ...with all his money from his contract...he can't afford a chef....why is he making his own soup.......

 

[DenCWBY]

Ehhh...

It's probably a lot more common than people realize for WR's to have banged up fingers.

Ya a millionaire who's profession mainly depends on their hands and fingers cutting carrots with a knife to make soup. Only Dez. Only in Dallas. It's a bye week so everyone needs something to pass the day. Hilarious.