Video: Jason Witten is a Fatso! LOL.

[dcfanatic]

Jason Witten is a Fatso! LOL.

By dcfanatic, November 26, 2009 11:31 pm


Jason 'the greatest football playing mofo alive' Witten could care less about what Simms and Romo are talking about.

The man could not take his eye off off of that pie, lol.

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This was Jason Witten as a 12 year old, lol.

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He was like yeah whatever, blah blah blah...

Then he dove right back in for more of Mrs. Simms Blackberry Cobbler.

Great game today!!!

 

[Hostile]

I appreciate this because my local station did not air any of the post game stuff.

 

[Dallas]

I was laughing my butt off. He couldn't get enough of that pie.


HUGE Spoonfuls ...heheh

 

[vta]

:laugh2:

Yeah I loved the parting bite he took. He was probably starving.
I like the little gut slap Romo gives them at the end too.

 

[TheCount]

You aren't kidding. He looked like he was holding himself back from eating it while they were commenting, looked like he watched to take a swing at Betty Crocker.

 

[dest]

My wife and I were laughing about that when we watched it originally. I'm surprised he didnt take the cobbler with him.

 

[CowboyMike]

Witten actually didn't have a headset on if you take a look at it, so he couldn't hear Nantz and Simms.

This video cuts off right before it happened, but Witten actually started walking away after that last bite, then turned back around and grabbed another bite, and then ran off.

Anyone that's played football knows how hungry you are after a game.

 

[RainMan]

You could see it better on the high-def feed, but wasn't that a blotch of blackberry pie on the front of Austin's pants?

(Ducks as I fear I set myself up for a few one-liners with that one...)

 

[dcfanatic]

You could see it better on the high-def feed, but wasn't that a blotch of blackberry pie on the front of Austin's pants?

(Ducks as I fear I set myself up for a few one-liners with that one...)

Next we are going to hear he was giving Simms a subtle middle finger gesture too.

:laugh2:

 

[dallascowboyfanboy]

Don't blame Witten for eating as much pie- I've tasted hers and it's very yummy.

 

[cowboyjoe]

Jason Witten is a Fatso! LOL.

By dcfanatic, November 26, 2009 11:31 pm


Jason 'the greatest football playing mofo alive' Witten could care less about what Simms and Romo are talking about.

The man could not take his eye off off of that pie, lol.

[youtube]GF4NlnTFWO4[/youtube]

This was Jason Witten as a 12 year old, lol.

[youtube]TG2gjL-KUqw[/youtube]

He was like yeah whatever, blah blah blah...

Then he dove right back in for more of Mrs. Simms Blackberry Cobbler.

Great game today!!!

When i first saw your headline Jason Witten is a fatso, ohhhhh, started to get worked up. Jason is my most favorite player on the team. Then i saw where you were going. He was hungry DC, and after playing a great game on that bad foot, he deserved some food.

And did you see the run up the middle by Felix Jones DC, guess who opened up most of the hole with a lead block, was Jason Witten.

Go Jason, Go Cowboys, and I have my authentic Jason Witten Jersey with the 5time super bowl cowboys jacket coming next week from dc.com

WooHoo!

 

[cowboyjoe]

I appreciate this because my local station did not air any of the post game stuff.

aww Hostile, was great stuff on tv,sorry you missed it, but now your catching some of it.

 

[Chief]

:laugh2:

Watched live yesterday, but I didn't notice him staring at the cobbler and almost reaching for it a couple of more times.

An Eagle DB knocking Witten's helmet off couldn't have kept him from that dessert.

 

[TellerMorrow34]

LOL. Oh well he'd already done his job for the day. He didn't have to think about anything except getting his food after that.

 

[Ultra Warrior]

I sat with family & we all were laughing at that. Jason worked up big appetite.
The one bad thing about that Post-Game deal was that Jason & Miles never got to speak.

 

[cowboyjoe]

I sat with family & we all were laughing at that. Jason worked up big appetite.
The one bad thing about that Post-Game deal was that Jason & Miles never got to speak.

agree would have loved to hear what jason had to say, i heard what miles had to say later.

 

[cowboyz]

I sat with family & we all were laughing at that. Jason worked up big appetite.
The one bad thing about that Post-Game deal was that Jason & Miles never got to speak.

yeah, i was switching channels at that point and upset i didn't get to hear jason or miles.


saw romo hit witten/austin in the stomachs, and thought maybe austin would do the yankee pie to romo. then saw witten reaching for more pie and thought here it comes, romo's going to get dirty.

then he freaking ate it :laugh1: