Roy. Roy. Roy.
You don't understand. In Dallas, there is only
one option available at wide receiver.
That singular option is Terrell Owens plus
possibly you plus
any (literally) other combination of receivers.
There is no 'you plus any (literally) other combination of receivers'. On 31 other NFL teams? Well, sure. In Dallas? Nope.
May as well get used to it. Regardless of what you believe or can do on a football field, as Hudson once said,
"You're dog meat, pal!" And be sure to keep your bags packed. If there is the slightest chance of either you or Terrell Owens leaving Dallas, pom-pom man ain't gonna be 'it'.
PS: If Owens were ever sidelined with a football related injury for any length of time, you and the rest of the team are screwed at wide receiver. I know. Doesn't make much sense to me either, but a can of Alpo should make you feel better at least.
"Me?" Well, I've be watching the game(s) and reciting over and over again,
"We don't have a chance in hell!!!". Que sera sera, I guess...