News: Washington Football Team Has New Name

InTheZone

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The team with no name.

Will their new fight song be a version of that song that goes "the horse with no name"?
Their fight song will probably into a "world peace" chant with every known ethnicity walking out on the field during their intro, will delay each game at least for 60 minutes to accommodate for every known "race".

After each play each member of the team must ask every opponent if they're ok and no feelings were hurt in the process. Fines will be dished "demolition man style" for any aggressive "passive included" behavior towards the opponent.
 

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Their fight song will probably into a "world peace" chant with every known ethnicity walking out on the field during their intro, will delay each game at least for 60 minutes to accommodate for every known "race".

After each play each member of the team must ask every opponent if they're ok and no feelings were hurt in the process. Fines will be dished "demolition man style" for any aggressive "passive included" behavior towards the opponent.

yeesh i get the feeling this is offending you more than you are letting on...it's just a cynical rebranding from a multimillion dollar team no need to feel like this is like some serious issue.
 

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yeesh i get the feeling this is offending you more than you are letting on...it's just a cynical rebranding from a multimillion dollar team no need to feel like this is like some serious issue.
It wouldn't be serious but more and more companies and universities are adopting this behavior. Censorship is probably at an all time high in this country.
 

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The team with no name.

Will their new fight song be a version of that song that goes "the horse with no name"?

It will be some techno/rap medley so as not to offend anyone under 35, and perhaps they won't riot.
 

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If someone starts complaining about the "Washington" part of the name because he owned slaves, then they'll be in a real pickle.

The no name - no names.
 
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