We need a Catholic priest in Dallas

[Biggems]

to exorcize Valley Ranch......there are some injury demons that have infested the facility and need to be driven out.

i have never seen so many injuries to the Cowboys at the same time. this is borderline ridiculous.

if we cannot get a priest, perhaps a voodoo witch doctor or even a native american witch doctor. i dont care, as long as we can do something to get these guys healthy and back on the field.

 

[lane]

to exorcize Valley Ranch......there are some injury demons that have infested the facility and need to be driven out.

i have never seen so many injuries to the Cowboys at the same time. this is borderline ridiculous.

if we cannot get a priest, perhaps a voodoo witch doctor or even a native american witch doctor. i dont care, as long as we can do something to get these guys healthy and back on the field.

the last thing we need is a damn catholic priest.

 

[Vintage]

Not sure how players need to be mole......

moles.

Not sure they need to be moles.

 

[ryanbabs]

Something very weird and strange has happened to this team ever since 'Skins game.

1) We have severely been hit with injuries
2) Our OL suddenly cannot block anyone
3) Our clutch kicker starts missing field goals
4) Our OC cannot call a decent game
5) Our defense gets virtually zero pressure on anyone
6) Probably left something out

After seeing Bradie James go down, I wondered this, silly as it probably is. I think Murphy is hitting us square in the eyes, if anything though.

 

[Joe Realist]

we do? maybe to give last rites to a dieing season.

 

[BAT]

During the championship teams of the 90's Mark Tuinei used to bless the locker room with ti leaves (island ritual to purify and cleanse bad energy).


Not saying it was the reason for all the Lombardi's, but it can't hurt.

 

[dadymat]

I thought you wanted a Catholic priest here to threaten the players with..........but that only works on young boys not Cowboys

 

[Bob Sacamano]

we need a moile

to castrate Wade Phillips

 

[dadymat]

we need a moile

to castrate Wade Phillips

it appears he's already been castrated.....................

 

[ilovejerry]

the last thing we need is a damn catholic priest.

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: OH MY......Maybe a babtist...:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: hahahahaha

 

[ilovejerry]

we need a moile

to castrate Wade Phillips

a Moile only cuts the 4skin not the er well you know..................

 

[theebs]

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: OH MY......Maybe a babtist...:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: hahahahaha

lol so true.

dallas is in the south.

the south is not to big on catholics.

 

[Biggems]

lol so true.

dallas is in the south.

the south is not to big on catholics.

u do realize that most of south texas is Catholic dont you? BTW, I am not Catholic....but anytime you hear about excorcisms, they tend to be conducted by Catholic priests....

 

[theebs]

u do realize that most of south texas is Catholic dont you? BTW, I am not Catholic....but anytime you hear about excorcisms, they tend to be conducted by Catholic priests....

I dont know about that. I do know first hand about being talked to like a piece of crap on the ground because I am catholic on a couple of different occasions. Not that I give a darn mind you.

and for what it is worth, when I was in elementary and junior high I had to go to the local catholic school for religion class.

the guy was a monsignor (spelling) and he used to talk about excorcisms. I used to roll my eyes.

and if you need a laugh, yes he was a child molester. No joke.

Mosnignor sewell.

 

[juck]

to exorcize Valley Ranch......there are some injury demons that have infested the facility and need to be driven out.

i have never seen so many injuries to the Cowboys at the same time. this is borderline ridiculous.

if we cannot get a priest, perhaps a voodoo witch doctor or even a native american witch doctor. i dont care, as long as we can do something to get these guys healthy and back on the field.

Seems alldallas sports need this except the one sport not many watch,hockey.

 

[Phantom]

Religion is made up, all of them.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I dont know about that. I do know first hand about being talked to like a piece of crap on the ground because I am catholic on a couple of different occasions. Not that I give a darn mind you.

and for what it is worth, when I was in elementary and junior high I had to go to the local catholic school for religion class.

the guy was a monsignor (spelling) and he used to talk about excorcisms. I used to roll my eyes.

and if you need a laugh, yes he was a child molester. No joke.

Mosnignor sewell.

I'm sorry man

 

[theebs]

I'm sorry man

No, I didnt go to a catholic school, So I was never around him enough.

He was a whacko.

I have a friend who went to that school and the monsignor used to take a boys only trip to fenway park every year. All of his organized activities were boys only!!!!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

No, I didnt go to a catholic school, So I was never around him enough.

He was a whacko.

I have a friend who went to that school and the monsignor used to take a boys only trip to fenway park every year. All of his organized activities were boys only!!!!!

it's definitely a wierd phenominom

 

[sk0aL]

Does anybody remember that Snickers commercial from way back when, where the football coach brings in like 10 different religions to excercise the demons.

He tells the team who is kneeled around him what's going on, then he looks at the Catholic priest and says, "Hit it Padre".