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Karma is a thing that rhymes with itch and seeks those who like to snitch.
Puppet master Mara, try as he might, failed to scrape the Zekeness from the Cowboys attack last night, and as insult to that injury, Mara suffered the loss of his premier prima donna. Goldilocks watched from the sideline has his overhyped and misevaluated Giants staggered to 49 yards by halftime and notched 3 whopping points on the night.
The Cowboys defense still isn't very good. But we saw the '85 Bears against that rag-tag Giants offensive line. The poor Giants offense looked like they were running on treadmills.
Brandon Marshall is doooooone. Has been for a while. Sterling Shepard is a slot guy that needs a No. 1. Engram is a rookie toy that needed to be an offensive lineman in this past draft. Those running backs couldn't make the Cowboys practice squad.
The Giants defense stood tall for a while, but they looked like hammered doo-doo by about the middle of the second quarter. They was gassed, bubba. Zeke and the o-line just pounded them over and over and over. The punctuator was a collision between Zeke and Landon Collins, and the Giants star safety got much the worst of it. Something inside said that was it.
Last night's glory wasn't without flaws. The entire NFL looked like junk on a stick yesterday in Week One. These teams just aren't ready yet.
First, the good performances that stood out:
Puppet master Mara, try as he might, failed to scrape the Zekeness from the Cowboys attack last night, and as insult to that injury, Mara suffered the loss of his premier prima donna. Goldilocks watched from the sideline has his overhyped and misevaluated Giants staggered to 49 yards by halftime and notched 3 whopping points on the night.
The Cowboys defense still isn't very good. But we saw the '85 Bears against that rag-tag Giants offensive line. The poor Giants offense looked like they were running on treadmills.
Brandon Marshall is doooooone. Has been for a while. Sterling Shepard is a slot guy that needs a No. 1. Engram is a rookie toy that needed to be an offensive lineman in this past draft. Those running backs couldn't make the Cowboys practice squad.
The Giants defense stood tall for a while, but they looked like hammered doo-doo by about the middle of the second quarter. They was gassed, bubba. Zeke and the o-line just pounded them over and over and over. The punctuator was a collision between Zeke and Landon Collins, and the Giants star safety got much the worst of it. Something inside said that was it.
Last night's glory wasn't without flaws. The entire NFL looked like junk on a stick yesterday in Week One. These teams just aren't ready yet.
First, the good performances that stood out:
- The offensive line. La'el Collins fought his tookus off all night, and Chaz Green did, too. Kudos to both young lads. The other three were their typical wonderful selves.
- Sean Lee. I could watch that guy play forever.
- Jaylon Smith. Congratulations, young man. That was a true tribute to all your hard work, and I was pleasantly surprised and impressed with how you played.
- Jeff Heath. That guy was everywhere, making tackles all over the place. Didn't make a mistake that I noticed.
- Anthony Brown. What a terrific draft pick.
- Maliek Collins. Gonna be great for along time.
- Demarcus Lawrence. Just dominated the Giants weak right tackle. Looked really quick.
- Zeke. Yep, he makes a huge difference. Those tough runs just demoralize opponents. I wish he'd drop about 8-10 pounds though.
- Dan Bailey. True as they come.
- Chris Jones. Punt after punt to pin them back. Played a huge role last night.
- Nolan Carroll. I didn't notice you, which is a good thing. That deserves mention.
- Dak Prescott. Calm down, young man. You were misfiring all over the place. I'm not worried about it at all, however. I'll chalk that up to eagerness and rust after a CBA-crappy camp.
- Taco Charlton. If you can't beat Flowers, it's going to be a tough year. Don't think we didn't see TJ Watt's two sacks and interception.
- Benson Mayowa. See Taco.