What exactly does Garrett do?

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  1. CowboyRoy

    CowboyRoy Well-Known Member

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    He is a total and complete fraud. When the owner and your biggest supporter brings in a one year QB coach to call plays and take over a job you should be doing, what does that say about you? Pathetic really.
     
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  2. CowboyRoy

    CowboyRoy Well-Known Member

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    He pats fannies and when a player does something really good........he pushes them.
     
  3. Blake

    Blake Well-Known Member

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    He couldn't help the "jazz hands", could he?

    Guy belongs in some Off-Broadway music theatre.
     
  4. Dre11

    Dre11 Well-Known Member

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    So you making up up things . He didnt call plays because they wanted him to manage more of the team. How do you know what he looks at? You only see very little on tv. He has a headset, any thing he needs to say can be said through the headset. He runs the practices, manages the players, manages all the coaches, deal with all the teams everyday issues. Don't talk foolish. Go watch all or nothing .
     
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  5. Melonfeud

    Melonfeud I Copy!,,, er,,,I guess,,,ah,,,maybe. Zone Supporter

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    GARRETT vs.WALDO
    RD#1

    The GARRETT:
    commands the " hand at the helm" HEAD COACHING position of the WORLDS #1 monetarily rated sports franchise.:starspin:

    The WALDO :
    commands the " Hand at the helm" of his own casing-liner late at nite& prolly well into the wee hours of the morning ,too!:rolleyes:


    * watch it wally, as yer' liable to git' hitched with prolly eleventy-three kinda' sizzlin' zipper glancin' zings offa' yer' sloped forward positioning ,,,from ME
    Should you wish to persue yer' lame tirade towards yer' chosen "safe" target,,, Bro!o_O
     
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  6. Melonfeud

    Melonfeud I Copy!,,, er,,,I guess,,,ah,,,maybe. Zone Supporter

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    :lmao:HILARIOUS:lmao:
     
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  7. CowboysFaninHouston

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    :hammer:
     
  8. CowboysFaninHouston

    CowboysFaninHouston CowboysFaninDC

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    So Garrett should be calling plays? Is that your point? Does Carroll? Or Nagy?
     
  9. CowboysFaninHouston

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    So do 90% of coaches in NFL. They are figure heads.


    You have to understand that cowboyroynis an irrational Garrett hater....
     
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  10. Alexander

    Alexander What's it going to be then, eh?

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  11. Dre11

    Dre11 Well-Known Member

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    You're a fake....lol
    All coaches clap
     
  12. Alexander

    Alexander What's it going to be then, eh?

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    That is not the point. It is that he claps because he thinks that is what coaches do.

    So, once more, when has Garrett schooled anyone ala Belichick?

    I will wait patiently for your answer.
     
  13. Melonfeud

    Melonfeud I Copy!,,, er,,,I guess,,,ah,,,maybe. Zone Supporter

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    :lmao:,,,er,,,+"in a progressionally progressive professional procedure of preemptive perpetuity,,,Too!"o_O
     
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  14. Dre11

    Dre11 Well-Known Member

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    And you now know what he thinks or why he claps..lol
    Get out of here.
    I'll play your foolish game
    Payton, Pederson 2x, Carroll (playoffs) all schooled by Garrett.
    None of that matter, you don't have to school anyone to clap. As I said all coaches clap.
     
  15. waldoputty

    waldoputty Well-Known Member

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    dont know who u r going back and forth as i used my ignore :lmao:
     
  16. waldoputty

    waldoputty Well-Known Member

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    welcome to the thread bro
     
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  17. 8FOR!3

    8FOR!3 Well-Known Member

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    Exactly he manages the team, manages the practices, keeps everybody motivated, level headed, and makes sure everyone is doing their jobs.

    Also, he claps bc that’s how he gets his players to move on to the next play. That’s a coaches way of saying hey regardless of what’s going on we’re professionals and we need to remain focused on the task at hand and not get too high or too low
     
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  18. Dre11

    Dre11 Well-Known Member

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    :clap:unfortunately the :eek: won't get it.
     
  19. OmerV

    OmerV Well-Known Member

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    What exactly does Garrett do?

    He’s a creature of habit. He starts the day with a nice spiced latte as he drives his Prius to The Star. Upon arrival, he studies game film for an hour, then enjoys a spirited game of backgammon with Kellen Moore, followed by a light lunch consisting of either a watercress salad or tuna on Melba toast. Then he retreats to his office for a 15 minute power nap before he meets with his coordinators for a planning session. Later, he wanders the practice field offering golden nuggets of wisdom to those in need of encouragement. If he is feeling stressed at the end of the day, he stops by the lake on his way home to watch the sun set. At home, he reads in the den for 30 minutes, then he goes upstairs to the bedroom, slides into bed, gently kisses his wife goodnight, and the lights go out at 10:35. Next morning it starts all over again.

     
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  20. daboyzruleperiod

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    :lmao2:MEEEEOW [​IMG]
     
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