What Has Clinton Portis been smoking? *Merge*

THEHEREAFTER

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From The Washington Post

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/10/24/AR2007102402658.html

"The wide receivers have yet to score a touchdown, while Portis and Cooley are the only Commanders to cross the goal line more than once. The Commanders rank 25th in average yards per rush, and 26th in passing yards per game. The offense has scored just 12 touchdowns in six games, and Washington has amassed three offensive touchdowns in a game just 15 times in 56 games (including the playoffs) since Gibbs returned in 2004. This was to be the year when the confluence of personnel, coaching acumen and scheme resulted in a diverse offense, but instead the Commanders are grappling for an identity on that side of the ball with a game at New England ahead Sunday.

"Talent-wise, I think we [are] the most talented team in the NFL. It's discipline. It's coming together and playing as a team," Portis said. "When it comes to talent, I think we've got more talent than anybody, including the Patriots. You look at the receiving corps they put together, I think our receiving corps is just as talented."

Many would argue with that assessment, and the contrast between New England's multi-faceted, top-ranked offense -- which is producing 40 points per game -- and Washington's group is sharp. Moss, Portis, and a refocused offensive line carried Washington to the postseason with a late surge in 2005 -- Moss set the team's receiving yardage record and Portis set the rushing mark -- but they have yet to reach such heights again."


To put things in perspective. Brady threw 6 TD's last Sunday. Campbell has 5 through 6 games.
 

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If I had to guess I'd say Hippie Lettuce, but it might be a stronger halucinogen.
 

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I seen that article the other day while on metro here in the DC area and couldn't help but laugh out loud.:laugh2:
 

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StylisticS;1728599 said:
I seen that article the other day while on metro here in the DC area and couldn't help but laugh out loud.:laugh2:

Oh good so I wasn't the only one...:laugh2:
 

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Portis isn't the brightest bulb, he says stupid crap all the time. Remember his comments over Vick which were something to tune of, "If a man owns dogs and wants to fight them, let him fight them. It's not your business."
 

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For further perspective here. The skins have 12 offensive TD's threw 6 games. Tom Brady has 27. :laugh2:
 

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Whatever it is, it must be some good stuff...


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This is about as intelligent as him saying there is nothing wrong with dog fights to the death.
 

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What? Is he just suppose to say,

"Man, we got no chance. The Patriots are gods..."

and then bow down to Brady and Bellicheat...
 

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khiladi;1728756 said:
What? Is he just suppose to say,

"Man, we got no chance. The Patriots are gods..."

and then bow down to Brady and Bellicheat...

It would have atleast sounded smarter.
 

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Clinton hasn't been smoking.....he's been drinking from the river of De-Nial.
 

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khiladi;1728756 said:
What? Is he just suppose to say,

"Man, we got no chance. The Patriots are gods..."

and then bow down to Brady and Bellicheat...

The article is about what Portis thinks about his team, not so much about beating the Pats.

Portis said he thinks his team is THE most talented team in NFL, which is far from the truth.

Campbell sucks, Portis is old shell of himself, Cooley hasn't done much. About the only positions they could be happy about is the DBs, even they aren't the best talent in the NFL.

Bottom line is Portis is a dilusional, wanna be tranny.
 

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nyc;1728598 said:
It's not weed, it's parsley. He is just that stupid! :laugh2:
He, like Channing Crowder, was also surprised to learn that people spoke English in London.. hadn't he also played with London Fletcher? LOL
 

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LOL nothing like some comic relief to make the day go by better. WOW they aren't even the most talented team in the NFCE. Holly crap batman. What ever he smoked before that interview I GOT FIVE ON IT. LOL.
 
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